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@joppe.bsky.social
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I do stuff, or don't. Dutch (former) Chef taking care of a toddler in Jakarta. There are like 300 cats in our neighborhood. I SEEM TO BE YELLING A LOT LATELY 🇳🇱🇮🇩

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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if you pay me €100 I'm not taking those in my house
Creepy dolls in a box that says small dolls 1 euro, big dolls 2.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Zo jongeman ik zag dat je een watermeloen emoji op bluesky hebt dus we komen even gezellig langs op je werk"
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Robbie @robbietheroo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Page Six Reports is a beautiful name ❤️
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#cat distraction of the day
Grey Cat with "Pasien risiko jatuh" (patient risk of falling) sticker on her cone
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Greetings from Jakarta.
Volcanic ash warning and 36° CSandstorm warnjng
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#cat distraction of the day was this marter (musang luwak) on the roof, video below
Marter (musang luwak) on the roof
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 26/08/2026
And as I've been tracking, it's been eight months since Trump admitted a single refugee into the United States (Biden admitted 100,060 in 2024; white people from South Africa don't count.) There is now no longer a legal path for non-white people to become a U.S. permanent resident or citizen.
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 24/08/2026
Wiener Tiara Bake
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wonder what target audience this pasta is aiming at.
Makaroniku box long as spaghetti saying "more Yellow, More chewy, thicker"
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'M CURIOIS BUT ALSO SCARED
Cupfood batagor kuah and seblak
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Het Parool @parool.nl · 29/07/2026
‘Jullie zijn geen digital nomads, jullie zijn kolonisten’: Balinezen én Nederlanders laten van zich horen na rel over hardloopclub
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‘Jullie zijn geen digital nomads, jullie zijn kolonisten’: Balinezen én Nederlanders laten van zich horen na rel over hardloopclub
Lees het volledige artikel op Parool.nl
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lekker voor ze jakartaglobe.id/lifestyle/in...
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Indonesia Blacklists Dutch Pair Over Bali Running Club Accused of Discrimination
Indonesia blacklisted two Dutch nationals over a Bali running event accused of excluding Indonesian participants.
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Part 1: the setup
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Polymarket lets people bet on wildfires. Wildfires that those samepeople could easily set in order to win money on this illegal gambling site. Big Tech is organized crime.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Knusse studentenkamer met authentieke feel in hartje aarde voor slechts 2000 p/m"
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#cat distraction of the day
Fluffy blavk and white cat with its tongue out and eyes closed
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/02/2026
Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!
A comic showings cartoon man degrade into a bubble with eyes and a mouth saying that comic work no matter how well drawn they are.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Guy on the back also smoking a cigarette so not sure how this ended up. #jakarta #bikelife #indonesia
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Stel je voor je zou verliezen van Nederland met Penalties
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Grote billboards langs de grens zetten met fotos van VVD'ers
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/06/2026
Closed-loop cooling means only at the rack. ~80% of a datacenter's total water footprint is upstream thermoelectric power generation, not on-site cooling. Going dry-cooled at the facility raises PUE by 0.05-0.15 → more electricity for the same IT load → more water diverted at the power plant.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Kyoto
Climbing a mountain in kyoto gives a scenic view from the dark shadow under a tree you can see the city basking in light
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/06/2026
Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...
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Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion
Soundtrack: In Flames - Colony To further support my independent journalism, please subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $7 a month or $70 a year. If you’re subscribed to the free newsletter and ...
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oh no I was nice to cats and now they know where we live.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The president of the United States is watching a cage fight under a bunch of untested metal structures in a lightning storm.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rip Oliver Tree
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In 1999, a farmer gave away 87 acres of land to a small Texas city to use as a park. The city sold it to a data center developer for $10 million
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A Farmer Donated Land to Turn into a Park. The City Is Building a Massive Data Center Instead
In 1999, a farmer gave away 87 acres of land to a small Texas city to use as a park. The city sold to a data center developer for $10 million.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 08/06/2026
Important context: the "late rapper's estate" is actually just a white record company exec who took over complete ownership after Tupac's mom died. The idea that his "permission" provides any kind of ethical basis for a deeply ghoulish practice is absurd.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
A mug of a teapot, in the shape of a man lifting both his legs into the air.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wat?
White peacock looking at the camera
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Helen Jeannine 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @helen-jeannine.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I remember the story of the DOGE data exfiltration last year. The fact that they tried to kill the whistleblower confirms how valuable the data they stole from us must’ve been. The whistleblower is a hero.
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Claudia de Breij @claudiazelf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lieke ❤️
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Here in Germany, many people comfort themselves amid fascism by saying "there are more of them than there are of us"; but that doesn't matter, and has never, ever mattered, when the minority is highly motivated and the majority is disaffected, apathetic, or both.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Nieuw stom stukje. 50% korting op gratis. open.substack.com/pub/dommestu...
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Kaas
Inheemse pindakaas is bruin
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Israel is nogsteeds zooo belangrijk voor deze partijen. Terwijl zo'n beetje de hele wereld ze zien voor wat ze zijn.
Voorporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture (VVD en PVV) Theyre the same picture
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Nieuw stom stukje. 50% korting op gratis. open.substack.com/pub/dommestu...
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Inheemse pindakaas is bruin
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Rogue state Israel strikes again. www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfe...
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Israel bombs a beloved Lebanese landmark, chef Husen Fayad’s restaurant
Israel destroyed Arch Almoulouk, a resort and restaurant owned by famous Lebanese chef Husen Fayad in Wadi al-Hujeir.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
#cat distraction of the day was a standoff.
Cat in a tree facing a cat on the roof
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Moment👾Appliarise @momentaimonster.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
To go along with the analogy; You're the dead beat dad of art. You had sex, let others take on the consequences of your actions, and show up at the hospital like you have any right to be there. Just say you're too lazy for your own art💀💀💀
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Mr krabs op een berg geld met de text:
vvd'ers be like: " jamaar kerel denk aan mijn woz waarde"
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Is this what mummy meant with "she should have more fruit"?
5 y old drawing a fave and putting googly eyes on a mango
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#cat distraction of the day. Today 5 y o and me counted 63 different cats on our walk.
Grey cat fisheye lens big paws little headCat with mouth half open Fluffy white cat but with fu gus on its earsGrey Kitten spotted on the side of the road
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/05/2026
apropos of nothing, “if you tune your algorithm right you barely see nazi shit” is proof positive of a brain so cooked by twitter as to have completely lost the plot
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Kash Patel heard there were shots at the White House and went right over there only to discover they were talking about gun shots
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Joppe does stuff @joppe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Heeft Jetten al een stevige draft tweet opgesteld om nooit te posten?
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