Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 9hGot our first ever sedan this week and this thing FLIES. I’m tiny as a hummingbird zipping through the city. It’s scary as hell 1160
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry I kinda love the dmv!!! The great equalizer, government at work simultaneously at its most helpful and most frustrating, madness and chaos everywhere. Love!!! 2210
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me and the street light and the moon all in line at the dmv 0861
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Went to spirit Halloween exclusively to see if they had the d*ngeon cr*wler c*rl blind boxes and they didn’t 😔 1140
Reposted by JordanWaterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026one of those dogs that speaks by pressing buttons: me…transgender… owner: where did you even get that one 11029
Reposted by JordanULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rolling into October... 16642202
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026MY BOYFRIENDS ALWAYS DANCING HE LOVES TO SHAKE HIS ASS! HE’S TWERKING ON THE TABLES AND HES GOT HIS SIDEWAYS HAT! 0180
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can’t believe we got a new Kitty Pryde song in 2026 (just heard Adela’s Nicole Kidman) 150
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like all gay men, I’m a sucker for a sad party song which is why Rachel Chinouriri’s Broken Chair is my song of the year 150
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ordered a playmat for MTG that came in and they sent me someone else’s custom order 😭 sorry Ajai!!! 0150
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I swung by at lunch because I was on that side of town 😄 2111
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026These goofy ass challenges on bake off… American reality tv cultural victory 1100
Reposted by Jordanryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352941369
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got home from my part time shift at 1am, now off to a 5k with some coworkers that I signed up for 3 months ago and completely forgot about 3290
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Accidentally switched to the single story lower case a on this typeface I’m using and felt nauseous 090
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A few coworkers commissioned this very sweet painting of Woody which has made my week 1371
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The ban on people on the street videos is in effect TODAY. Creators are no longer allowed to make people on the street videos. Offenders will be stripped of 50% of their following for each violation 2140
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have zero interest in watching Dropout however I have maximum interest in Sam Reich 3240
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This duffel bag walked out of the thrift store with me in tow 1450
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Reading Verity for my office’s book club and these sex scenes… I just want more for straight people… 0120
Reposted by JordanMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am fascinating by the ongoing Ed Sheeran story and the way it strikes right at the heart of the fading viability of "Oh, I don't do politics." 492499281
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tom Cruise GQ cover… I’m vibrating at speeds previously thought to only be achieved by chihuahuas 050
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We have to break up Woody Harrelson and Matthew McCounaghey 1160
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Task is a show they didn’t exist until a week ago but I’m not convinced DTF: St Louis existed until today 470
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We had a lovely appointment with our dog oncologist last week who took care of Woody and sees our current dog. She and the office sent flowers for Woody, which is unbelievably sweet of her 2371
Reposted by JordanAlternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORS design is back in a crewneck sweatshirt preorder, just in time for fall. Order before Sep 21; they’re printed by union shop Commonwealth Press and net proceeds go to @nilc.org. www.compressmerch.com/products/pro... 1124
Reposted by JordanPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues. 31570522537
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Finished one horror novel with an upcoming film adaptation, started another horror novel with an upcoming film adaptation 1140
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When Blaine texts Kurt “courage” and it inspires him to stick up to the football player bully. Cinema! 0161
Reposted by JordanJiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing. 4550551578
