Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 9hDay off :) because I’m sick :( but my symptoms are mild :) but I have a ton of weekend plans :( but I have star wars galactic racer to play today :) 3290
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Just a stunning, showstopping piece of work for someone whose music I’ve kind of enjoyed at a distance 010
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This Cameron Winter live album is that “oh my god I get it” Danny Devito gif 240
Reposted by JordanCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i hate modern AAA game design 91583224
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I feel like there’s a trend of gays getting into clowning that is entirely separate from the trend of gays getting into juggling 3331
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Troye Sivan album ROCKS btw. Sex Star, FF, Cowboy, Embarrassingly are all highlights for me 0100
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They’re unpacking the rides for the state fair from their suitcases this week 😄 090
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Spent an hour and eights minutes in the Phoebe Bridgers merch line 😭 170
Reposted by JordanGaga Daily @gagadaily.com · 06/10/2026Lady Gaga’s reaction to someone smoking in the front row 😭 1295
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jimothy is the best entry to the list of public domain entities in years 1130
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’d say it’s pretty popular here! Feels like a very popular cult classic more so than household name level recognition 010
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Got our first ever sedan this week and this thing FLIES. I’m tiny as a hummingbird zipping through the city. It’s scary as hell 1170
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry I kinda love the dmv!!! The great equalizer, government at work simultaneously at its most helpful and most frustrating, madness and chaos everywhere. Love!!! 2210
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me and the street light and the moon all in line at the dmv 0861
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Went to spirit Halloween exclusively to see if they had the d*ngeon cr*wler c*rl blind boxes and they didn’t 😔 1140
Reposted by JordanWaterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026one of those dogs that speaks by pressing buttons: me…transgender… owner: where did you even get that one 11029
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My local queer book club in SC is reading Cuckoo for October! Anything you’d like to share with the group? 😄 010
Reposted by JordanULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rolling into October... 16657206
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026MY BOYFRIENDS ALWAYS DANCING HE LOVES TO SHAKE HIS ASS! HE’S TWERKING ON THE TABLES AND HES GOT HIS SIDEWAYS HAT! 0180
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can’t believe we got a new Kitty Pryde song in 2026 (just heard Adela’s Nicole Kidman) 150
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like all gay men, I’m a sucker for a sad party song which is why Rachel Chinouriri’s Broken Chair is my song of the year 150
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ordered a playmat for MTG that came in and they sent me someone else’s custom order 😭 sorry Ajai!!! 0150
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I swung by at lunch because I was on that side of town 😄 2111
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Realizing ophidian autocorrected to optician. We love to laugh 170
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026These goofy ass challenges on bake off… American reality tv cultural victory 1100
Reposted by Jordanryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12253031366
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got home from my part time shift at 1am, now off to a 5k with some coworkers that I signed up for 3 months ago and completely forgot about 3290
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m a third of the way through, been diving in and out between book club reads 080
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Accidentally switched to the single story lower case a on this typeface I’m using and felt nauseous 090
Jordan @jooordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A few coworkers commissioned this very sweet painting of Woody which has made my week 1371
