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Schultzy

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Definitely no longer an athlete 🇺🇸🇨🇺 Sports and geopolitics, with a hint of IPE.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 41m
We need a Dean Blandino of the Left.
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It just hit me that Trump is acting in advice from the literal equivalent of Gary from Veep.
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FSU is such an embarrassment of an institution. If you can’t play football at least have people that can do things. You can’t be a school that doesn’t know how to teach blocking and tackling OR circuit breakers.
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ojalá
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Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So, after taking 31 US government equity stakes in private companies over the last year, Trump just announced a MAJORITY-STATE-OWNED oil company? This isn't even "creeping" socialism anymore. www.wsj.com/business/ene...
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Obligatory Fuck Woodrow Wilson and Andrew Jackson post.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t forget Muppet Treasure Island, top 2 movie pirate. Fuck this after Dolly is just a gut punch
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Amazing thread. Excited to read this now.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The war in Iran has shown that Trump’s inability to perceive reality has become truly dangerous. Iran is a disaster, but Trump’s irrationality could create other, even more perilous situations. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Trump’s Irrationality Is Dangerous
The president’s recent rant is a sign of serious dysfunction in the Oval Office.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
healthcare needs to become cheaper. do not touch my job as a travel nurse. higher education costs are out of control. do not touch my friend who makes six figures as university admin. housing needs to be more affordable. I will fucking kill you if you hurt my property value.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/08/2026
the virgin saudi: OH NO ANOTHER DRONE FIRE EVERY BATTERY the gigachad ukranian: Another drone? We will shoot it down with a rifle in a propeller aircraft
ukranian air defense troops in a yak-52 shooting down drones with a rifle
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I see why Carvana is doing well…
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2026
holy moly the comments on this about dealerships
was trying to buy a car--a Ford, as it turns out--last year. I was prepared to pay cash but with effectively a small bonus to reflect the lost financing wins for the dealership. Two dealerships ghosted me, one didn't even try to sell me a car when I visited the dealership in person, one threatened me with physical violence when I walked out after they insulted me for wanting to pay cash, and the last (which was actually a minimally acceptable sales experience) threatened baselessly to repossess my car if I didn't give their sales team a 5-star review. And that's just the Ford dealerships. Toyota didn't know where their inventory was and couldn't answer basic questions about the car. Lexus refused to sell me a car (what?). Mini has taken on way too much BMW in their sales experience.
I'm not a regular car buyer, about once every 7-ish years on average, but I was astonished how bad it's gotten, and that's starting with a very, very low baseline expectation.Mazda dealership basically kidnapped my wife a few years back when she went without me. They took her keys to get the value of the trade-in and wouldn't give them back.
She had to threaten to call the police to get her keys back.
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After the threats of physical violence from the sales manager, I started a shouting match on the sales floor to get my keys back, including recounting in detail what they'd threatened to do to me. I was happy that I saw a couple of people walk out.
The behavior amazes me from a pure sales perspective, but then I remember criminals are dumb and car salesmen are maybe a half step above criminals.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 07/07/2026
This group just plays so scared against European competition all the time. Took them 40 minutes before they finally relaxed, and then a dumb goal basically ends it. Will never have the skill advantage, have to be mentally stronger than that.
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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gonna be some "Belgium is that good" talk and you don't have to fall for these lies. USMNT fell head first into a trash can here, Belgium just accepted the win that was there to accept. Didn't need to get out of 2nd gear.
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why is Tim Ream on this team???
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Help us Gio Reyna, you’re our only hope
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We are now set piece specialists; true footballers
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It honestly is still hard to fully comprehend that the Belgian Men’s soccer team is SCARED to play an American Men’s team in the World Cup. It’s wild new world. #worldcup26
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Pausa de Suspensión
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)
Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM
Therefore, this Dicastery, in the faithful exercise of the functions entrusted to it, considers it necessary to state that this act constituted the delict of schism, with the canonical consequences for the sacred ministers and lay faithful involved. Indeed, as was already declared in 1988, "such disobedience-which implies in practice the rejection of the Roman primacy—constitutes a schismatic act" (cf. John Paul II, Apostolic Letter Ecclesia Dei, 3).
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
incredibly Metal
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Jason Sclar @jasonsclar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social, please tell me the KC Hive has been disbanded. #LoveIslandUSA
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s scary how good I feel about this team. #usmnt #worldcup
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
IS THAT PARIS HILTON? WHY
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Seeing the Knicks win just doesn’t make sense. Wish I was in NYC for this though
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
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Tyler Greever @tylergreever.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Henry, Zlatan, Lalas
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It will never not be funny that next to Thierry Henry and Zlatan they have *checks notes* Alexi Lalas
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🗣️🗣️draw a dick on his headdddd
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m spiritually destroyed
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
45 more minutes until the happiest day of my life (so far). 1-nil to the Arsenal!!! #COYG
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wtf just happened?
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 19/05/2026
#COYG
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Arteta Shushes the Crowd
Alt: Arteta Shushes the Crowd
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’m sorry. Israel had it weakest showing in years and this is the audience vote??? Just objectively WTF #eurovision
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Is. Is this a GWAR sighting??? #eurovision
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Romania is for the people. EBC. Do the right thing for once. #Eurovision
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So Austria and Finland switched places this year? Here for the funky Macarena #Eurovision
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 16/05/2026
I have a good feeling about Romania here. And with good reason. Fuck. Yes. Romania. A good rock song?! And goddamn is this just good. And weird. And good. Goddamn I love this. New leader. Romania. #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest
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Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Romania I owe you an apology, I was not familiar with your game. #eurovision
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16/05/2026
Romania next. They would like you to know the song is NOT sexual. Ignore that it's a symphonic rock song called "Choke Me". Totally not sexual. #eurovision
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 16/05/2026
God I'm so mad about this.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 16/05/2026
THANK GOD THANK YOU MOLDOVA FOR DOING SOMETHING INTERESTING Listen, I'm not sure that this any good but I'm 100% into this performance. The song is catchy as hell, which means it'll get like 0 jury points but screw it, I'm into it! 3rd behind Croatia and Greece #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest
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