Reposted by SchultzyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6hWe need a Dean Blandino of the Left. 324832
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It just hit me that Trump is acting in advice from the literal equivalent of Gary from Veep. 000
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yea, look at France too; I’m willing to bet most of those migrants are Francophone. 010
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026FSU is such an embarrassment of an institution. If you can’t play football at least have people that can do things. You can’t be a school that doesn’t know how to teach blocking and tackling OR circuit breakers. 001
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Those tackles need to work on their hip flexibility smh 000
Reposted by SchultzyScott Lincicome @scottlincicome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So, after taking 31 US government equity stakes in private companies over the last year, Trump just announced a MAJORITY-STATE-OWNED oil company? This isn't even "creeping" socialism anymore. www.wsj.com/business/ene... 1012447
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In Miami, Pincho factory is a solid chain fast casual restaurant. In Mexico it’s…well not that 😂 130
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ditto. To this day I don’t know the actual word for refrigerator, has and always will be ‘frigidaire’ 😂 110
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lots of flan and brazo de gitanos in the mail from all the impressed Abuelas lol 010
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh for sure. To me “una guagua” is a bus, to Chileans it’s a baby. My “tortilla” is an omelette, not maize 230
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Fellow Cuban-American here: Agreed, completely different language, Brazil/Portgual. I interact with South Americans a lot for work too and Castilian is sooo different. 120
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Obligatory Fuck Woodrow Wilson and Andrew Jackson post. 000
Reposted by SchultzyNed Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash. 2455771499
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Don’t forget Muppet Treasure Island, top 2 movie pirate. Fuck this after Dolly is just a gut punch 010
Reposted by SchultzyDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Amazing thread. Excited to read this now. 03210
Reposted by SchultzyTom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The war in Iran has shown that Trump’s inability to perceive reality has become truly dangerous. Iran is a disaster, but Trump’s irrationality could create other, even more perilous situations. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...theatlantic.comTrump’s Irrationality Is DangerousThe president’s recent rant is a sign of serious dysfunction in the Oval Office. 971700619
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’m just a man. Someone says something smells awful, I’m gonna sniff. I’ll regret it. But I gotta 140
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Makes me wonder where some of these people thought South Korea was…. 010
Reposted by SchultzyWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/08/2026healthcare needs to become cheaper. do not touch my job as a travel nurse. higher education costs are out of control. do not touch my friend who makes six figures as university admin. housing needs to be more affordable. I will fucking kill you if you hurt my property value. 1340745
Reposted by SchultzySky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/08/2026the virgin saudi: OH NO ANOTHER DRONE FIRE EVERY BATTERY the gigachad ukranian: Another drone? We will shoot it down with a rifle in a propeller aircraft 737232
Reposted by Schultzylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2026holy moly the comments on this about dealerships 2083903658
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Um, the parents in this photo famously did not, in fact, know best. 050
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It’s interesting how it was a steady ramp age/generation wise until Kennedy and than it’s ‘generational tranche’ of presidents 000
Reposted by SchultzyChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 07/07/2026This group just plays so scared against European competition all the time. Took them 40 minutes before they finally relaxed, and then a dumb goal basically ends it. Will never have the skill advantage, have to be mentally stronger than that. 5627
Reposted by SchultzyJason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Gonna be some "Belgium is that good" talk and you don't have to fall for these lies. USMNT fell head first into a trash can here, Belgium just accepted the win that was there to accept. Didn't need to get out of 2nd gear. 321239143
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You’d think FIFA got a Belgian player suspended instead based on these posts…. 000
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It honestly is still hard to fully comprehend that the Belgian Men’s soccer team is SCARED to play an American Men’s team in the World Cup. It’s wild new world. #worldcup26 000
Reposted by Schultzy#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Pausa de Suspensión 3831151
Reposted by SchultzyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby 151260280
Reposted by SchultzyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...nytimes.comFolarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected. 331805256
Reposted by SchultzyClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM 6271192121
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m reading this thinking “has the writer friend never heard of a vibrator?” 020
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026@minakimes.bsky.social, please tell me the KC Hive has been disbanded. #LoveIslandUSA 000
Schultzy @jonschultz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It’s scary how good I feel about this team. #usmnt #worldcup 000