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JonS253

@jons253.bsky.social
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Jon's just zis guy, you know? "My no-consequences power fantasy is to be able to help everyone." Fanfic: archiveofourown.org, search "jonsills"

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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 3h
If I get one I'm donating most of it to my kids for Christmas. It won't affect my vote - I may be easy, but I'm not cheap.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 15h
Exactly 💯
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Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 10h
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congre…
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 07/10/2026
Terry Tao @teorth.bsky.social: Indiscriminate brute-force application of AI to mathematics is depleting the field of good questions without renewing this resource or providing commensurate value. OpenAI: We hear you. Here's a .zip file with 377 hasty AI solutions to important open problems.
nytimes.com
OpenAI Releases Findings on 377 Math Problems, Further Roiling Field (Gift Article)
After a previous solution angered mathematicians, the company characterized the new release as being more responsive to concerns about A.I. disrupting research.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 9h
FUCKING THIS. The process of inquiry is almost the WHOLE POINT. It's why we keep fucking going when the experiment fails, the hypothesis doesn't work out, the chords are discordant, or the words don't come together.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 6h
NEW: What comes after Trump and RFK Jr.? Public health has been decimated but what was there before wasn’t enough either. I'm launching the Public Health for America Working Group to build a public health system that can't be broken.
nytimes.com
A Public Health-Minded Senator Asks: What Comes After Trump and Kennedy?
Senator Patty Murray, a former chair of the Senate health committee, is forming a group of experts to examine how to insulate the C.D.C. from political interference.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 9h
Whoops some of his Epstein memories slipped out
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 8h
PROTECT SPECIAL EDUCATION: ALL of our kids deserve a real, quality education. I spoke with a WA state mom and advocate about how Trump should NOT move special education from the Department of EDUCATION over to RFK Jr.
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 07/08/2026
I swear people out here acting like HP is their diabetes medicine. You're not gonna die from quitting the racist wizard books for children. You're 39 years old, Christ.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP the quiet part
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 10h
Provided the electorate actually does their job this time. Run through the tape, folks.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alarming — 🇺🇸 Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social denied access to military facilities in the Middle East: “Unprecedented. Hegseth is trying to cover up the extent of the damage from a war spiraling out of control. This should be unacceptable to everybody, Republican or Democrat.”
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 13h
Trump is waging an idiotic trade war with Canada and making constant attacks on its sovereignty like there are no consequences. I have a bill to END Trump’s tariffs. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 10h
Solution is to get a Dem majority in the Senate. 51 votes and he's out. I'd settle for impeaching and removing everyone in the Cabinet one at a time, starting (but not ending) with Kegsbreath.
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 22h
A bill passed by simple majority has to be signed into law by the president. That'd wind up burning political capital for a quixotic gesture, and many would take it as meaning that Dems didn't even try (because kids these days didn't watch Schoolhouse Rock when they were young - "I'm Just a Bill").
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 22h
Can't pardon an impeachment.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 07/10/2026
Every election is decided by the people who show up. Want a better future for America? VOTE!
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 22h
What power did they have?
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I am literally telling you that you robbed them of the power to do anything, because you let Republicans control Congress even during the Biden administration. I know Donnie keeps telling you the president is a god-king who rules as absolute dictator, but it requires Congress to do anything.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 06/10/2026
I am downright sick of this President attacking the millions of patriotic Americans who live in "blue" states and cities. We are ALL Americans and this type of rhetoric is divisive and sickening. What a disgrace.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 06/10/2026
ATTN: Students who want to become a social worker, preschool teacher, mental health counselor, or pursue the arts: Trump has decided that your career doesn't pay enough to deserve a student loan. Here's what you need to know.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was something that people could have done. They didn't do it. Now you're trying to make that happen again. Di you *like* the way things are now??
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh THAT’S why we used to vaccinate people against horrible diseases!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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Tigers Claw 🐅🐾 虎の爪 @tigersclaw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How coincidental, I was considering consuming large quantities of the spice melange, then drinking the waters of life, and then becoming God Emperor of Dune
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A link to a database of U.S. citizens who have been detained.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
it is actually worth reading the entire op ed. it is Alito condescendingly explaining that yes, his “originalism” is made up bullshit that is *superior* for being made up bullshit apple.news/ACn4mQ2uDS7C...
apple.news
Opinion | Justice Samuel Alito: Even Originalists Make Mistakes — The Wall Street Journal
An interpretive method disciplines the decision-making process, but it doesn’t free judges of the need to exercise judgment.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At one of this Nazi rallies today, the orange felon encouraged Iran to attack Los Angeles and San Diego whilst his cult cheered him on for that treasonous statement. I’ll say it again, he belongs in a jail cell, not in the bulldozed White House. To hell with everyone who gave this monster power.
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One-third of the electorate didn't do the thing that could stop Trump. Had they, it might have been a different story. But they found excuses for their apathy and inaction instead, and now use the result to excuse further inaction. I have no patience for those who discourage voting.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
"Whatever conclusions reached by the commission of an octogenarian crank and two billionaires, they'll be handed off to Hegseth, who believes wars are won by whichever side can do the most pushups, and whose obsession with creating an all-white, all-male military is dragging DoD down by the day."
publicnotice.co
“Project Meridian” is the stuff of satire
Elon Musk, Newt Gingrich, and Palmer Luckey walk into a bar ... and are given the keys to the DoD.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 06/10/2026
Cancer research should not require Trump's personal sign-off. I'm pushing for laws that make sure we invest in the best science and research, not whatever makes Trump happy.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
remember after citizens united when everyone pretended super pacs wouldn't coordinate with politicians and would be truly independent entities? that was a fun five minutes
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wikipedia lies?
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doesn't give a shit? He's CHEERING for it!!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The White House today prohibited Politico from traveling on Air Force One.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 06/10/2026
We’ve already got the voice of the middle of the road, Rahm Emmanuel, advising us to calm down, relax, let bygones be bygones, this impeachment talk is crazy, lets just make some new non-binding ethics rules, that’s the way forward. Fuck that shit.
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We do, but it's mostly from Canada (which Donnie started a trade war with), Mexico (which Donnie doesn't want to trade with) and Saudi Arabia (which is currently under attack by Iran and rhe Houthis because Donnie started a shooting war over there). None of it is Russian.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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The Man Who Laughs - 161 > 88 @darkth1rty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All y’all need to know
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The construction of that sentence makes my brain weep.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 05/10/2026
Trump is ignoring bipartisan legislation—legislation he signed into law!—to cut health care and education funding while spending billions on vanity projects and war. What is the Republican Congress doing to stop him? NOTHING.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the autonomous vehicle developers who most vocally argued that society must accept a certain number of deaths to enjoy the technology's safety benefits (Tesla & Uber ATG) were the only ones who killed people and never actually delivered on their promises
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The NY Times uses words like “fierce,” “steely,” “nimble” and “homegrown star of the Trump White House” to describe Karoline Leavitt, who just got a Fox News gig. Not a single mention of her relentless lying to the American public. Reporter Michael M. Grynbaum and his editors suck.
nytimes.com
Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s ‘Machine Gun,’ Has a New Gig at Fox News (Gift Article)
A fierce and nimble speaker, Ms. Leavitt is the second of Mr. Trump’s former press secretaries to join the cable news network.
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