Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 18hAh well the lupins and gorse and light blew out my suspension of disbelief pretty quick in Slow West. 010
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 22hIf you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation. 000
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gosh its frikken tempting. Missus away, 17 would come because he likes Vince ironically. But given three Peters sibmings mive at the venue and fhey are all my ex-neighbours its a bit of a lion's den. But seriously, hes not even a proper empty suit. Just a vacuous vest 221
Reposted by JonoJustin Walsh @jstpwalsh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shane Ross at Virginia Tech created a simulation of what 500k orbital data centers, as proposed by SpaceX, would look like from your home latitude sdross0.github.io/orbital-data...sdross0.github.ioWhat would orbital data centers look like from your sky?500,000 satellites from SpaceX's FCC filing, two published brightness models and the real stars, for any latitude, date and time. Computed in your browser. 39064
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Anyway catching up on movies in the evening while family away Deadpool and Wolverine Mayday Beyond the Reach Equalizer 3 Black Bag Old Henry Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Plan on watching Slow West and Bone Tomahawk but need to get in the right mood for the latter. 100
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like The Agency I enjoyed Black Bag I dont enjoy Michael Fassbender in anything I really llked Michael Fassbender in Black Bag I guess Steven Soderbergh and Cate Blanchett is the answer to whatever I am feeling idk 110
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine a complete crouched burial in sand; the highest part of skeleton are the knees. Cranium has fallen forward, there's a sea mammal pendant blank sitting on the back of the neck. 20cm horiz from the knee, below the level of the patella, is a plastic fishing line reel in-situ. Sand dunes, eh? 330
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When I was 9 I rang a man about a horse and he laughed down the phone at me and I was crushed and humiliated. 40 years of phone anxiety since. Before that I got compliments from adults on my phone manners. He didn't need to be an arsehole about it.my.phone 001
Reposted by JonoMs Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.instagram.com/reel/Dd23gOr... #nzpol 712363
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So Winston cant even stand up for his ads, and needs to take a breath every five or six words huh? Vigorous. 010
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The fuck you cant tell me thats not Dana Carvey reprising the role of Garth in Waynes World? 1131
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Moist, tangy bag coleslaw is just pre-kimchi/saurkraut eh? Its fine, its fine. 120
Reposted by JonoJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident" 17845155
Reposted by JonoBauhausandmies 🏳️🌈🇳🇿 @bauhausandmies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I paid my student loan (a hefty $90k thanks to interest being applied from day one) and I would happily support a government paying off other people’s student loans. Just because I don’t benefit directly from the policy doesn’t mean it shouldn’t happen. 710020
Reposted by JonoCeryl @politicdormouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In 1914, Beatrice Blore Browne was 1st woman to drive a car up 1 in 3 gradient of Great Orme, Llandudno N #Wales, undertaking feat in Singer 10 car whilst 6 months pregnant. Not b. #OTD 26 Sep 1887 - the date on her amazing gravestone is incorrect. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatric... 2154
Reposted by JonoDaniel Mintz @danielmintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would LOVE to see tech bros’ guesstimates of what shares of the population do different types of labor. Part of the infatuation with AI has to be that they can’t really imagine what most people do all day 639724
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Monday night boy dinner. Twisties Whittakers coconut rough Coconut and manjo juice I may not survive the week before my big boys are back. Havent been by myself in the house for many years. I have Angus, but he wont save me from myself. Just feast regretfully on my corpse. 040
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I keep getting photos of 5 eating street food in Singapore and tomorrow they will be from Malaysia and I am at home eating food box and working and recovering from whatever the hell put me in hospital last week. Bah. By the by, why are food box potatoes so blergh? Hello Fresh and MFB both? 100
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So one set of infant remains in the subterranean vault at Tuam, under a manhole, and probably not purposefully interred there. Not hundreds of babies dumped in a septic tank, as breathlessly reported. Many bodies from the known burial ground, from the mother and baby home period, and earlier.odait.ieTechnical Update 8 - OdaitWednesday, 22nd July 2026 Technical Update from the forensic excavation at the site of the former Mother and Baby Institution in Tuam, Co. Galway Reporting period: 1st June 2026 – to 15th July 2026 OD... 100
Reposted by JonoMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do... 331296504
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*snerk* 14 jumped in bed with me last night since the missus is away, and got a face full of dog tongue first-thing lol. 000
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I get very strong Bill Nighy vibes from Melania these daysstatic.klipy.comBill Nighy as Viktor: YESAlt: Bill Nighy as Viktor from Underworls, saying YES 020
Reposted by JonoSassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Went and looked at my bank account - a 37% increase in pricing from last year. That is insane behaviour. Definitely gonna cancel bro WTF. 4292
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Best wishes to "Lee" who is apparently travelling to Bali for his 80th with a bunch of friends and family in matching printed maroon t-shirts featuring a much younger, ai-rendered Lee with a glorious golden beard and wavy locks, in a beachy surfy scene. 020
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Frikken everywhere those things, even Cahors! The purple swamp hen is a great traveller, albeit a violent and rapey. Reportedly taste like shit but the french probably cook it in lots of butter and cream? 340
Reposted by JonoGreg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 24/09/2026The story of the bosses' revolt comes down to their experience, in 2020, of helplessly watching the labor-income line go up — and resolving, right then and there, to make sure that never happened again. 2419122
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ahahaha out of hospital, last minute dash to a jp, put 5 to bed and then he starts smiffling and sneezing, wake up at 2, throw up just a little bit at 3, and then a three hour drive to the airport at 4. Still, we got here well on time, and he can go meet his grandparents and go to legoland. 120
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@barpublishing.bsky.social Your proprietary app still sucks, I still cant read my very expensive ebook after multiple reinstalls and cache clearing. I also cant access from my pc. What gives? 100
Reposted by JonoDaniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don’t be left sitting on the sidelines, make sure you’re enrolled to vote! 812360
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026At the age where the sinuous Android progess circle/bar wiggle makes me feel nauseated. 000
Reposted by JonoPōneke @archivesrock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not only was Rata her PhD supervisor, Rata's specialist subject - Curriculum Design Coherence Model (CDC Model) - was the subject of Law's thesis! (Titled: the impact of the Curriculum Design Coherence Model (CDC Model) on teacher curriculum design thinking and making) 121
Reposted by JonoSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026And if you learn anything from Prince Rogers Nelson Always go for it 29816
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For those looking for love. Before our first date, I downloaded the missus' PhD from research gate, read it, then prepared three questions to ask. On the beach at Omaha, over strawberries and kombucha. There's a joke in there somewhere about the oral exam, but I am not making it. 271
Reposted by JonoCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026the greatest lesson of my political life was watching Rob Ford accrue power in Toronto because, i shit you not, when he was a city councillor you could call up his office about whatever small issues (potholes, permitting, etc) and he'd actually help you out 19113597
Reposted by JonoDavid Stott @davstott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And that is how you do a cross-baulk children. 192
Reposted by Jonomama.melancholia @mama-melancholia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved…” 🥰 16237
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ambo promised to bag up Angus's poops and leave it flaming on Luxon's doorstep if my arse fell off or something and I didnt make it. I said to leave it for Simeon, but she countered and said she would go straight for the top. She thought referring to him as a thumb (derogatory) was hilarious. 000
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can see the red light on Parihaka. I take mild umbrage that I am now overnighting in what is clearly the geezer zone. I have Mongolian beef. Still no idea whats up, but its none of the worst of the immediate possibilities. I love everybody, and wish to live a life of grace and gratitude! 120
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Aorta good, not spesis. I am an enigma. An enigma with a full bladder. Seriously, this place has the calmest vibe. 040
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Anniversary of two of my nephews suicides this week. Cousins, one of my eldest sister's kids just before his 30th, one of my youngest brothers almost 40. 2010, and last year. One of my dead sister's step grandchildren killed herself just before my nephew, last year. 14. Fucksake. 240
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I shit you not, these folks were directly under the grass in a hugely popular beachside campground. What lies beneath, indeed. 1100
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026More than 80,000 recorded archaeological sites on NZAA ArchSite as of thenmiddlemof the year. Approaching 20 years of ongoing development on the web gis, and coming up 75 years on the Site Record File itself. From paper records and maps to punch cards to an excel index to updating in the field.nzaa-archsite.hub.arcgis.comPublic MapCreate your own initiative by combining existing applications with a custom site. Use this initiative to form teams around a problem and invite your community to participate. 022