Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Angus sends toe licks. 22 years for me. It comes and goes still, sometimes. Telling stories helps. Wishing you peace. 010
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dbag 14 is making himself some fresh pasta and as well as making terrible straining noises rolling out his fettuccine, he keep humming Che La Luna and now I have it in my head. 000
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now being taunted with a wall of fungi by the missus. But 5 is sick so clinic visit, Singapore healthcare full-court press (good luck getting antibiotics like that out of our local German Dr here! Scan this qr to get kids magazines to read on your device, lad!). Then chicken congee and ice kachang 010
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When the cats (fams) away, the mouse (archaeologist) does play (spends saturday arvo mapping the 20-21st century evolution of late 19th century Euro stone field walls over the top of the mid-19th century Māori land blocks). 160
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation. 000
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gosh its frikken tempting. Missus away, 17 would come because he likes Vince ironically. But given three Peters sibmings mive at the venue and fhey are all my ex-neighbours its a bit of a lion's den. But seriously, hes not even a proper empty suit. Just a vacuous vest 221
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I keep getting photos of 5 eating street food in Singapore and tomorrow they will be from Malaysia and I am at home eating food box and working and recovering from whatever the hell put me in hospital last week. Bah. By the by, why are food box potatoes so blergh? Hello Fresh and MFB both? 100
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Frikken everywhere those things, even Cahors! The purple swamp hen is a great traveller, albeit a violent and rapey. Reportedly taste like shit but the french probably cook it in lots of butter and cream? 340
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@barpublishing.bsky.social Your proprietary app still sucks, I still cant read my very expensive ebook after multiple reinstalls and cache clearing. I also cant access from my pc. What gives? 100
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I shit you not, these folks were directly under the grass in a hugely popular beachside campground. What lies beneath, indeed. 1100
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Goddamn its gratifying hearing 5 read. Tonight we have pretended I am the kid and he is the dad and he read me this week's reader from school in that mode. Then he took his current favourite book off his mum and has memory-read all of it to her. Three weeks of school + 5 years of scaffolding. 280
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First day of filming and 14 reeeeeally having to stretch to play a kid who likes to fish off the Tutukaka breakwater. 020
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you get distracted by the Aella chart/AI doom discourse. 030
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My colleagues are off laser scanning rock shelters/art somewhere on the Utah/Colorado border and taunting me with 1100 year old surface finds, while I do the lawns and throw out meal kit recipes boxed up since we moved in ten months ago. 2433
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Hut What 5 has been building with the big kids at playtime in the school bush for the last two weeks 040
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mmmmyeah, got your collie hunting instinct right here. Inside this blanket potato. 010
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Facinating to do this as a kiwi...answered all but the critter-specific ones and I am a northeastern speaking sortofa pakeha. 320
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I would like a tax cut actually, in order to continue to feed my teens. 150
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@toastchanges.com TOAST BUDS! I got buds on two of the awesome Black Dorisish cuttings, and two on a nice Louisa. So far. Fingers crossed. 110
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Bok choy and tat soi and broccolini out of the garden tonight. The broccoli we had the other night was twice the size of 5's scone. A small human friend had already chomped on it before it was harvested lol. 040
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lol jumped in the shower with 5 and the clay was so fine and I hit so hard it went through two layers and I was orange from tit to toe, and round the bend. Had to get 5 to help me scrub because I couldnt nend/twist to reach. Very fetching orange. 000
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Slightly late #WarshipWednesday post A dilapidated twin QF4 inch MkXVI gun currently sited at the Packard (car) Museum in Maungatapere. Generally cited as being from HMS/HMNZS Achilles, it was supplied for a refit late in WWII but not installed, but served in a coastal defence battery on Motuihe Is 020
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A little island pā for #hillfortwednesday Well, it was a pā until the farmers started abstracting water from the lake. Recorded by (now Prof.) Peter Adds in 1985 as part of Prof. Geoff Irwin's settlement pattern archaeology project, that turned into the Land, Pā and Polity monograph. 1/2 231
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Be the kind of archaeologist that sees the half a dozen fingernail-sized cockle fragments in the batter of the haul road, ten metres below the possible occupation terrace you found in the rain five months ago. 120
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No cheating. Share the last picture of sky from your camera roll. 010
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The big kids are all doing their morning run out on the little sand spit and up the coast. Bare feet in the sand and over the rocks, shoes (if any) strewn on the netball courts, as is the local custom. Cross country on thursday in the same location. Daffodil day Friday. These are the rhythms. 041
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Cursed FB feed. Just terrible boofhead vibe. MAAAAAATE! 021
Jono @jonocarpenter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm over here in the 90s with a database of features and my buddy is in 2026 vibe-coding a workflow for kumara gardens and gourd frame models, for a pā reconstruction. 010