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Walking on water in a sea of insects. Not economically viable. Sorry about my face.

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mhofmeyer.bsky.social @mhofmeyer.bsky.social · 6h
Here's my latest RT editorial. Read it! editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/the-...
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Top 10 Horror Franchises Ranked
We crunched the data to create a super scientific list of the best-reviewed, most beloved, and most consistent horror series ever.
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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 15h
i'll always hate reality tv, because it was stupid and created as a fuck you to the creatives they didn't want to pay, but also it was the vehicle that sanitized trump and made these idiots think he was some real business guy, and not a failson chump larping as one.
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nahja Mora @nahjamora.bsky.social · 22h
20261030 live performance with hindu pez at the depot in Baltimore . 20:00/8PM 10USD
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14h
Compaints
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 23h
Dread and breakfast
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Mission Hill Screens @missionhillscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am here. Here at last. #missionhill
S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 (11:02)
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rad poster (that totally oversells the movie, which was likely the intent), though.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like how Mike Mayo called it "Jason Takes a Boat Ride" in Videohound's Horror Show.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rewatching the FRIDAY THE 13THs but I'll admit I'm stalling because PART VIII is up next, and ain't nobody got time for that shit!
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Jason Voorhees Kicks Boombox - Friday The 13th
Alt: Jason Voorhees Kicks Boombox - Friday The 13th Part VIII
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sci.fried @scifried.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Blade Runner 2049 turns 9 today #filmsky
Eight images from Blade Runner 2049
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👍👍
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN JINGLEN THERE KEYS AT YOU !!! LOOK AT THE KEYS!!!! ARENT THEY SHINY AND THERE LOUD!!! WOWWWWWW AND DA TEXT " SEEMS HOTTER IDK , BEER AND FOOD TO EXPENSIVE, FASCISM CREEPING BUT NOW ITS GOING FAST, SOCIAL MEDIA TURNING OUT TO BE NEITHER ONE , BUT STILL KICKEN ASS" - IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY FOOT SEEMS TO BE KICKEN YOUR ASS YOU MUST BE THE FOOT THAT KICKS BACK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! WORK AROUND ALL CONTROL SYSTEM'S SUCH AS "SOCIAL MEDIA", "THE ALGORITHYM", "STREAMING VIDEO" AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT AN ACCOUNT! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A WALLET TO BE OPENED! YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY RICH PERSON PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE! YOU ARE A REAL HUMMAN BEING AND NO ONE MAY TREAT YOU IN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!  YOUR ATTENTON SPAN AND YOUR TIME IS YOUR OWN TO DO WITH AS YOU WISH , DO NOT RELINQUISH CONTROL, AND IF YA ALREADY DID THEN TAKE IT BACK CAUSE YA DIDNT SIGN ANYTHING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The simple, repetitive beat and lyrics are like talons sinking into my skull (complimentary). Real end-of-the-world type stuff. Kind of regret missing his recent U.S. tour... #BuzzKull www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wom...
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We Were Lovers
YouTube video by Buzz Kull - Topic
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're on 🔥🔥🔥 today.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Anton Chigurh in No Country
Alt: Anton Chigurh walks away from an explosion to pinch some meds in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.
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Rodney Anonymous @rodneyanonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halloween Philly Style!
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HALLOWEEN IV is awesome. A real NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN vibe to it. Danielle Harris? Spectacular. When she comes out wearing Michael's clown costume from the first film... yeah, baby.
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mhofmeyer.bsky.social @mhofmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Updated! I love revisiting this piece. The More Tom Cruise Runs, The Better His Movies Are: We Did the Math | Rotten Tomatoes share.google/h5blkknfjulI...
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The More Tom Cruise Runs, The Better His Movies Are: We Did the Math
We dove deep into the Tomatometer (and box office) data and discovered that Tom Cruise films with more running tend to earn more accolades.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whether it's Obama telling farmers to plant arugula in Iowa or Donald Trump telling Iranians to take out Los Angeles, both presidents made deeply insensitive statements about regions of the country.
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William D. Prystauk @prystauk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yellow in autumn... #PrystaukPhotography #StreetPhotography #Flowers
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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Digger can still succeed if we all buy thousands of tickets to it
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm gonna watch BORDERLANDS (again)...
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God I Hate This Planet Lilith
Alt: The luminous Cate Blanchett in the critically panned, box-office bomb, BORDERLANDS.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No one wants to put in the fucking work anymore!
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stop coddling Tom Cruise's outsize ego. Stop trying to make a movie that hasn't even been out a week a "misunderstood masterpiece" or "cult classic" because it bombed at the box office and got critically panned. Real cult classics earn that designation over time.
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Cineau @cineau74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Movie of the Day
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
monday comin'
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"A secret that can no longer be kept..." (Just kidding- I think everyone knows this is my favorite.)
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Prince of Darkness (1987)
Alt: Prince of Darkness (1987) - the computer foretells our doom!
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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus died for my right to bear arms. USA! USA!
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 04/10/2026
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hart Bochner is 70. We laughed at Ellis at the time but little did we realise that the Ellises of the world would end up taking over America.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A periodic assessment of my Bluesky feed:
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Michael Scott Says 'This is the Worst!' in The Office
Alt: Michael Scott Says 'This is the Worst!' in The Office
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DIGGER is very much the sensation of a very dim person talking to you as though you were the very dim person. It is, in other words, a classic Iñárritu joint.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listening to the DEAD PRESIDENTS soundtrack on the way to the <PIG> show. As one does.
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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am a trucker who can't afford diesel, my son has been shipped off to the Middle East, my daughter died of measles, and I am still recovering from a bout of explosive diarrhea. Here's why I'm voting republican again in the midterms.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brilliant French madness.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The trailer made it look like a (bad) Coen Brothers movie.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lulu Wilson could be making these when she's in the AARP age bracket, and I would still watch.
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every couple of years there's a new BECKY movie, and I am all in for it.
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Mike McGranaghan @aisleseat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By far, the absolute best part of DIGGER was when I got up to pee halfway through it.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 02/10/2026
Not much employment for you. You understand me?
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spooky Season Hot Take: The Chickening (2015) > The Shining (1997) > The Shining (1980)
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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Caved and took an Excedrin this morning, because "fuck this shit."
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Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Haunting (1963) Directed by Robert Wise stars Julie Harris, Claire Bloom, Richard Johnson, and Russ Tamblyn
The Haunting (1963)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy
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Jonny Numb @jonnynumb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do BLACK HOLE next already, please. Holiday release. The masses will eat it up like herpes.
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