iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I’ve always said I’d never again marry but if I met a hot, two headed chick who was into me I might reconsider. I’m gonna see if there’s an app for that

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 8h

It’s funny on undercover boss when the rich guys are like “I’d like to give you ten thousand dollars for a really shitty car”

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Preheating the 1960s Coleman camp stove for a freezer pizza. I love using this thing

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You have to kiss a trans guy to get in

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 08/10/2026

BREAKING: Man eats meal

Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold
X.com
How Zohran Mamdani is commemorating
October 7: eating at Hinds Hall, a Palestinian restaurant in NYC.

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I went to all kinds of churches when I was a kid because back then you just studied on your own or at least I did but one of the weirdest ones was my uncle Jim’s where there was never any singing or music. I even went to one where they took up snakes but they did some kind of singing

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Saw one on our evening walk today that was like the top one so that’s better news

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hope they’re not floating in some kind of sauce

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Forgot all about that Ft Hood shooter guy. Guess I just assumed they killed him back then

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not sure if this is racist or not

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tv dinners probably aren’t the best thing for me but they’re pretty nice every once in a while

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Only one I’ve seen so far was all black. Good news everyone

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jesus died for my right to bear arms. USA! USA!

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I saw this lady on my 65” Samsung and then got a prank phone call that said something about seven days

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The president of shoving it up the ass

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You could own this painting of a lady posturing to expel some gas for only 75 dollars

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This country went to hell the moment our hippity hop songs quit being about what your name is and what you’re here to say

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

POPE LEO <turns chair around, sits, placing his arms on the back>: You want to hear about an Influencer, one with a direct connection to a superior intelligence?

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is my dog. His name is Elder Abuse

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I bought this I would change the name to Chris’s restaurant

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Indiana Jones is a weird name to give your son. Unless you plan to teach him to be really good at basketball or something. I’d stick with a more traditional name like Crocodile Dundee

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cheers is my favorite show about sex harassment

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s nice to have an armrest on this couch

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oy’s tired from chewing on this mummy-duck toy and a little stuffed bat I got him in town today

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s something to be said for not trying to come across as the most intelligent user in all of the internet. You’re really setting yourself up there

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Didn’t get the pizza I ordered but got a better, more expensive one for the same price. Praise the lord

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Back when houses had telephones hooked to them I was at my brother’s and his wife called and I answered and she thought I was him. She asked what I was doing and I said I was doing up the dishes. She got home and saw the dishes weren’t done and she was disappointed. Prank’s on you, Ernest

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching Cheers just like my ancestors

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Then I’ll sell people land on the moon for $8

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have a few radios but this one’s probably my favorite. Just sit it in the window and it charges itself with a little solar panel. Radio shouldn’t take much electricity. Just for amplification. The radio waves carry their own energy

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

YouTube demonetized all the first amendment auditors because we can’t have people learning that we have constitutional rights. This country’s moving away from that

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pretty sure they’re still alive and no longer teens

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why do people think adult strangers should have to deal with their stupid ass kids?

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wanna watch a shitty video from 25 years ago? Here’s 75 seconds of ads

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nobody gets higher than doctors. Not sure how much we should trust those guys

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

9/11 would be a pretty cool Mandela effect. You just look over there and the towers are back

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Watching Stephen King’s Mick Garris’s Desperation

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s funny in movies when people hang themselves from residential or office ceiling fans. I installed at least a hundred of them when I was a kid and they’re not holding your fat ass

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This would be the perfect Streetwear Trousers for a really good circus clown

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cool old van. I don’t want it for 2000 right now but I hope it’s a good one for whoever gets it

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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This genuinely made me laugh out loud today

HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY

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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Full and warm from home made chili. If a Bigfoot eats me tonight I’ll be delicious

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