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Leslie Ylinen @leslieylinen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything in my life up to this point has led me to the discovery of the oreoboros. My latest for @mcsweeneys.net 🐍🍪♾️ www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/chi...
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Reviews of New Food: Chicken and Waffles Oreos
“The smell and taste of artificial pancake syrup are so overpowering that I had to remove the box from my kitchen with a pair of tongs and relegate it to a c...
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At what level, exactly, does embarrassment become terminal? @heather-th.bsky.social
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/09/2026
Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘Though She Be But Little, She Is Fucking Fierce’
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O @omagus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social said, Mamdani just pushed the button.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy autumn, equinox, harvest, Mabon, or PSL season to all who celebrate.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got 2 minutes and 44 seconds to spare? Our new doc comes out on Peacock, Sunday Sept 27 -- bit of a true crime thriller, which is not my usual genre, I know! But watch the trailer and you'll see why I am crazy for this story: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLfo...
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Kill. Bury. Print. | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The financier of the president’s son’s wedding.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social sounds like some we know, right?
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I swear I could hear @akilahhughes.com sighing in "I tried to warn you fuckers..." as I read this.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundation
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JD Vance Called Out Over Hypocritical Racist Dogwhistle
The vice president’s remarks about America becoming “dirtier” sparked fierce backlash.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anyone else in #SanDiego dealing with this stupid #AT&T outage that started on Friday afternoon? It's been 4 days, no updates, no ETA, and only bots saying to either check the website or re-start your router. Complete bullshit.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social we might need to stock up
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/09/2026
Every San Diegan knows what this means. It rains in a week.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can Rahn Emanuel just please shut up and go away? Forever? We cannot allow this Republican speak-and-say anywhere near political power.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My man looks like the mayor from SPIN CITY joined the Waffen SS
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 26/08/2026
Choir Africa’s beautiful farewell to “Mama Dolly.” Music really does have no borders. 🩷🕊️ #SheShed
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social truly aspirational
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social per our previous conversation 🤣
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"In other words, if you try to resist us during a lawful or unlawful detention or do anything that makes us feel icky, with the press of a button, we will shock you. Zip zap." buff.ly/F802Yw9
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It’s ICE—We’re Rebranding and Jazz-Handing With Our Sizzling New INCEL™ G.L.O.V.E.S.
“As we’ve publicly stated, our planned $10 million-$20 million purchase of these gloves will equip our agents with ‘conductive distraction and de-escalation ...
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social presented without comment 😁
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.” Easy.
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Alan Rickman as Metatron in Dogma
ALT: Alan Rickman as Metatron in Dogma
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/07/2026
Here’s @seemoreevil.bsky.social imagining who will lead Trump and RFK Jr.’s inevitable Department of Fertility.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Never did find this particular booth but it did inspire @heather-th.bsky.social and I to get matching ducks from the actual @effinbirds.com himself!
San Diego comic con 2026 pin, a small resin sculpture of a garden gnome hugging an axolotl, and two small, black rubber duckies with what should be the SDCC rallying cry, "Fuck AI!" written in white paint.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Eating pasta, cheese, and butter to fight fascism?! This is the battle I was built for! @heather-th.bsky.social
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social fuckin yeah, fuck AI! I don't think we have noticed this booth. That reminds me we gotta pick up a swear duck tomorrow
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Reposting for @heather-th.bsky.social for reasons
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
lrs mercutio in r+j is one of the best performances of all time and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social going into this most holiest of weekends like...
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Rebel Stardust @heather-th.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Only Shakira is allowed to perform half time shows!
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do this!!! Though it's packed away right now due to home reconstruction problems, Dani's Beatles style portrait of our cats (at that time) is still an absolutely amazing piece that will hang on our walls again hopefully soon. It's an amazing piece and I love it so much!
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social perennial! Useful in almost any occasion of late.
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social this one was fast! No one has time for this shit anymore.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/07/2026
“LET’S GO DO CANNONBALLS IN THE REFLECTING POOL!” America screeched.
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America Kept Inviting Me to Her Birthday Party, But I Just Wanted to Take Her to the Hospital So She Can Get the Help She Sorely Needs
“Big birthday comin’ up," America said, letting out a huge belch. “Girl, you’re nude in a Chili’s," I told her. "You need to go to the hospital.”
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So, @michaelharriot.bsky.social asked me how I would re-write the constitution and... of course I had some thoughts. Happy White Man's Independence Day. www.contrabandcamp.com/p/250-in-bla...
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250 in Black: Elie Mystal Rewrites the Constitution
What would a constitution look like if it wasn't written by human traffickers during a time when the right to bear arms applied to muskets and sabers?
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LOL, well, damn. Okay, Merriam-Webster.
Merriam-Webster's official account on Twitter tweeted this: "Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776."
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social But if we don't refer to it as the "Men's World Cup," then how will we be able to tell when the real World Cup comes around?
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@heather-th.bsky.social We were right. Absolutely MASSIVE!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/07/2026
"Upon opening the can, you’re immediately hit with an odor that’s somehow both putrid and medicinal, uniquely representative of the American healthcare system."
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Reviews of New Food: Bush’s Rocket Pop Flavored Baked Beans
“In honor of the semiquincentennial, Bush’s bravely posed an important question: What if a saccharine, icy dessert were also beans?”
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Supreme Court's decision in the Temporary Protected Status case proves the Supreme Court *is* racist. They don't merely affirm Trump's racism, they endorse it. And while that's not "news" for anyone paying attention, it's still outrageous. My latest in @thenation.com
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The Supreme Court Once Again Endorses Trump's Racism
The court took a look at Trump's obviously bigoted handling of the Temporary Protected Status program and said, "Nothing to see here."
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Downloading the new @strictscrutiny.bsky.social emergency pod for the drive home. I think you could have stopped the title at just "BREAKING: SCOTUS" @leahlitman.bsky.social @profmmurray.bsky.social @kateshaw.bsky.social Going to need some time in the angry dome after this one, aren't I?
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am dying of curiosity to know what @jillwine-banks.bsky.social and the #SistersInLaw crew think about this... @heather-th.bsky.social
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He Admit It: Shocked Reaction
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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"We're frustrated and want things to change but not change so much that Iose my job" has been the theme of this Day After Primaries
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now summer can officially begin! Long, hot days, cool breezy nights, and #sdcc26 badges at the ready.
Badges for San Diego Comic Con 2026
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Jonny H @jonnyliterati.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
YES @janecoaston.bsky.social!! Pulling so hard for Cabo Verde to win on Friday. @crooked.com #whataday #worldcup2026
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