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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 7h

Some of the hats didn't make it to the ice, and one hit me in the head, then landed at my feet. I have a new hat, is what I'm saying.

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 16h

My husband has not seen Final Destination and makes me explain it to him every time I panic about this scenario

A truck in front of us, but in the lane next to us, is carrying logs which are bouncing around and feel very precarious to me

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Every picture of Glen Powell looks like someone photoshopped it to make him look dopey by dragging all his features toward the middle of his face

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ten Fucking Years we've been listening to him insult, verbally abuse, and incite. I'm begging you to hold his sycophants, supporters, and mouthpieces to account forever and always. They knew exactly who he was when they voted for him and said yes to his job offers.

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was in NYC for the The New Yorker Festival Oct 7, 2016. I celebrated the end of him when this recording was played. There were police barricades and protests around his tower. I was delighted that he was finally going to be gone.

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to the very last time I truly believed it when I said "this is the thing that will finally do him in." www.bbc.com/news/electio... (Also Billy Bush doesn't come out looking great, either.)

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Someone posted a pic on the Discord chat of a swan being rescued from a highway median. Which begs the question: @chelles116.bsky.social are you in Tennessee rn?

Woman bear hugging a swan who is wrapped in a blanket and clearly struggling to get away. They are next to a cement wall by a highway

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yesterday, I watched The House Bunny for the first time and I was screeching at the dialog. So funny. I needed the uncomplicated lift so badly. And this was my favorite thing: www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL84eW1U/

tiktok.com

how i remember names 🎥: watch 'the house bunny' free on tubi

TikTok video by tubi

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh thank fuck I was getting nervous lol

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've been scrolling through reddit and bluesky and listening to my husband pontificating... Guess what, y'all? The #Canes weren't undefeated last year, either. Just everyone stfu and enjoy some fucking hockey, please.

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today In Presidential History: Woodrow Wilson Has A Stroke cc: @today-maybe.bsky.social

Health collapses
To bolster public support for ratification, Wilson barnstormed the Western states, but he returned to the White House in late September due to health problems. On October 2, 1919, Wilson suffered a serious stroke, leaving him paralyzed on his left side, and with only partial vision in the right eye. He was confined to bed for weeks

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The person or people who invented tissues with lotion in them should have received the Nobel Prize for Paper Products

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well. Fuck. Immediately turned it off because I refuse to listen to the ESPN assholes any longer than required

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was annoyed that Hurricanes Hockey Network was only going to be available through Prime, but these @espn.com chucklefucks have actually made me feel better about giving Bezos my money

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

PK called it a "sleepy" period and said they started a fight to get the crowd energized? I'm sorry, my dude, I've been to Lenovo when the Canes were losing a regular season random game. That place is never *not* energized.

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have the same teeth-grinding rage reaction to Brady Tkachuk's stupid, pale, smug, doughy face as I have when I see Mike Johnson's stupid, pale, smug, doughy face

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

OH MY GOD THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT CONNOR MCDAVID FFS @espn.com your hockey people suck balls #canes #StanleyCupChampions

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BOO HOO BRADY SO SAD YPU HAVE TO WATCH THE CHAMPIONS GET THEIR BANNER #StanleyCupChampions

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did ESPN just spend 30 minutes talking about the Tkachuks ahead of the #StanleyCupChampions #Canes banner-raising ceremony?

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Regretting my midlife crisis nose piercing

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm at the "constantly running nose" stage of this cold and I would like to sleep please

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder if the Dundon children each get their own, or will they have to share one?

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

By the way, this fit perfectly in the little basket that they use to decide if you can bring in your wallet, epipen, tissues, and chapstick

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I thought it was her birthday and I realized an hour ago it was because the date is 9 2 5

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you have a clipboard, you look important. This kid gets that.

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Temu North Carolina state nickname

Green highway sign that says Black Ankle Road

exit 58

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'd act like I thought they were the New York Post and would use Anthony Weiner headlines in my answers

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I poked the guy next to me in his arm and said (screeched) "I TOLD YOU SO!" 💀 He was already ya-ya-ing about the shots on goal in the first period and I said "Just wait." Lol

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That was the most bananapants hockey game I've ever seen in person. (Complimentary) I have no words, and it doesn't matter if I did because I lost my voice what with all the screaming. #canes #StanleyCupChampions

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me (confused at the announcements): Hey that's not @wademinter.com

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I forgot my little stadium-sized bag SO I CROCHETED ONE ON THE WAY TO GREENSBORO 😂 #Canes #stanleycup2026 #crochet🧶

Red crocheted pouch with a terrible rendition of the Stanley Cup also crocheted, and sewn on

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

May all the things you see on here today be as hilarious and delightful as this

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bye again (until Thursday when I'm at the #Canes game in Greensboro)

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm going to take a week off here and see if that helps with the existential dread.

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Went looking for a crochet tutorial, this was at the top of the feed for some reason and I'm so glad it was youtu.be/YA7hyk6ftGY?...

youtu.be

The Best of Amber Ruffin - Drunk History

YouTube video by Comedy Central

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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Once again, a domestic abuser wins fame and fortune with no repercussions this time courtesy of the #usopen (and whatever the tennis org is that has ignored accusations against him)

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