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Jonnyblak

@jonnyblak.bsky.social
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I’m dead, I just haven’t noticed yet. Writer, Journalist, LinkedIn Prowler, Dungeon Master, etc. ask me about my short stories.

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Ms . Penny Oaken @skywitchy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The lower bound estimate for just the cost of shipping the M1 Abrams and Bradleys to Washington DC by rail is $750,000.00 Just the shipping costs. Using 2023 freight shipping costs. Could feed and house a family for 30 years
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Jonnyblak @jonnyblak.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If in the future I work for [INSERT PROBLEMATIC MEDIA COMPANY HERE] I either A. Didn’t know B. Needed that bag bc RENT C. Have been possessed by Rupert Murdoch
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Jonnyblak @jonnyblak.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Can’t talk now kitten, daddy’s failing his resolve test due to the horrors of late state capital authoritarianism
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Jonnyblak @jonnyblak.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Fr tho- if someone needs a script editor, copy writer, bro ANYTHING- I’m probably down
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Jonnyblak @jonnyblak.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I want to be a creator, an artist, but I don’t know if I’m scared or lazy. Probably both. I can barely motivate myself, but I’m trying. A little each day I’m trying. It’s just so hard to focus to even be undistracted by my phone or games or whatever.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This is a bigger scandal than people realize. It really makes it look as though this entire meeting was a setup by Trump that was planned in advance. If you watch the video it is clear that they are deliberately and almost derangedly blindsiding Zelenskyy. Now we know who the audience was. Putin.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/02/2025
lots of rightwingers online making new narratives why the epstein files won’t be fully released because they don’t want to admit donald trump and elon musk are on there lol
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Mom @milph.mom · 22/02/2025
For real, I think the reason why the DOGE team is made of such young kids is because if Musk needs any of them to take the fall for a criminal conviction, they’ll been groomed to do so and are too naive from inexperience in the adult world to realize they’ve been made a human shield from the start.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The reporters at Texas Observer have been doing incredible investigative work lately, the kind of work that places like the WaPo used to do with a much larger budget before it got bought up and then slowly hollowed out by a billionaire sycophant who'd rather go into space than live in a democracy.
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Jennie Erin Smith @jennieerinsmith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
20 years ago in Florida we wrote all the time about the dangers of climate change & sea level rise. Now that it’s here, and bad, no one acknowledges they were wrong. It became “the insurance crisis.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/02/2025
hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
For anyone who didn’t look into this: Adams was misquoting MLK Jr, who he claims was repeating a quote from Mein Kampf, which is actually a quote from Goebbels. Basically the worst version of the Michael Scott “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” thing in human history.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The quiet part out loud. But what Watters isn’t saying—and what is most critical to understand—is that the right’s entire model is top-down. It’s funded by and totally in service of capital. The conservative movement is a corporate counterrevolution, funded by the biggest money in America.
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Wynn @wynndam.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It's actually fucked up how people are rating a great game poorly because of something they didn't do. Meanwhile the AVGN presented at the same goddamn Anti-Woke awards and still has not said anything about it.
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MercuryMartinez @mercurymartinez.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Let’s GO Myrtle Beach, SC 🏖️ ☀️☀️
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/02/2025
People in tech talk about the idea of a “10x programmer” — someone whose work is worth that of 10 others. I get the impression Musk etc think they can apply it all over the federal workforce but like… there’s no such thing as a 10x ATC navigational aid maintenance worker. Some jobs just need people.
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Chuck Collins 👊🏾🇭🇹 @thebouncer.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In light of this Pete Hegseth Nato Press Conference... I used to have to deal "Bosses" of high end companies running down to the bar to "take a break". By 2pm they plastered. I'm beginning to think that all the degenerate douche bags I kicked out are now in power... I made this comic 7 years ago...🙄
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The lure of Elon’s alternate reality for his followers is so powerful that he will tell them that pulling books off shelves, deleting words from government websites, and banning programs for their kids based on words they used is all part of fighting back against censorship. And they just let him
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hello Bluesky!!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I enjoy Severance, it's a phenomenal show. I can't get over its network being Apple TV. Apple *is* Lumon Industries. An oppressive, highly secretive company with a cheerful, hollow facade, employees who have no idea what they're making, cult worship of Steve Jobs, the Foxconn suicides
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Shark Rocket @sharkrocket.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So........ v-day date went well then? (🥬🏯) #Puppyshipping #Violetshipping
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
He’s been co-POTUS for 4 weeks. Not even a month. And they’re already calling for the likely future leader of the Democratic Party—a nonwhite woman—to be put in a cage. Twitter has many tweets like the one below. Everyone needs to understand: America is on very limited time now. Fascism is here.
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 15/02/2025
Americans don't do history. That's why we don't need a Department of Education anymore. Knowing facts is boring. Watching TikTok videos is more fun.
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Ren @rentgraham.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It’s so telling of underlying western cultural beliefs that in Civilization games when you pick the communism/socialism perk trees, “happiness” stats are lowered in favor of increased “food” and “science” perks. Why would that be, logically…
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This Valentine’s Day, I would love you so much if you: 1) Call Governor Hochul’s office, tell her to fire Mayor Eric Adams: 1-518-474-8390 2) Register as a Democrat by end of day today so you can vote in the primaries to get rid of Adams, if Hochul doesn’t come through e-register.vote.nyc
e-register.vote.nyc
Voter Registration Portal | NYC Voter Registration
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Jonnyblak @jonnyblak.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Spiteful empathy is a hell of a drug with the Leopard Face Eating party in power.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The leopards are eating faces, and people who were only told by everyone alive on Earth that that would happen are steamed about it They were railroaded! Yes—everyone on Earth told them this would happen—but what about all the people on Mars, Venus and Proxima Centuri! Why did they hide the truth!
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Mom @milph.mom · 13/02/2025
The failing upward of Musk has embolden every grifter and predator in the world from Andrew Tate to Logan Paul to think they can also be invincible if they lie enough and like that preacher that got smacked down doing a Nazi salute, all of them should and can be humbled back to reality (and jail).
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Valor Danielle Sassoon, Acting U.S. attorney for SDNY - refuses to drop Adams charges and resigns John Keller, Acting head of DOJ Public Integrity Section - refuses and resigns Kevin Driscoll, Acting head of DOJ Criminal Division - refuses and resigns www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Top federal prosecutor in N.Y. resigns after refusing to drop Adams charges
Two top prosecutors in Washington also resigned over the DOJ order to dismiss corruption charges against New York City Mayor Eric Adams.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The cybertruck sucks, and it failed, so Musk rescued it through a corrupt government scheme that is technically a federal crime American taxpayers are going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a vehicle that everyone serious agrees is absolute garbage as a matter of construction and safety
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Taylor Swift Updates @taylorswiftinfo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Eagles star Saquon Barkley shows support for Taylor Swift in his latest interview: “I remember that they showed her on the Jumbotron and she got booed. I don't get why she was getting hate there, she is there supporting her significant other and made the game bigger.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025
a maximalist strategy of opposition against every nominee as unqualified would have stood a better chance of creating the kind of public outrage that might have led to more republican defections, but i'm sure the imaginary family that chuck schumer relies on to guide his decisions disagreed
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 12/02/2025
feels similar to how the Soviet dictatorship was set up. the nominal presidency is quickly becoming meaningless, while dictatorial power accumulates at DOGE by planting commissars in every agency talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/not-h...
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Not Hyperbole Anymore: Musk Is In Charge of the US Government
These are wild times at TPM because they’re wild times in the...
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Ontarioku @ontarioku.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We’re done here. Right?
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Beyond Blonde© @beyondblonde.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When you are looking for fraud you use experienced forensic accountants, not "engineers".
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Based Hellboy.
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Colin Ent Prod @colinentprod.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"Don't be evil" my ass
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
for decades the federal govt has bent over backwards to limit spending even on totally sensible things like office coffee, all so they can say your tax dollars aren't going to pay for coffee. and it was all for nothing bc elon is tweeting out conspiracy theories about non-existent fraud.
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Jonnyblak @jonnyblak.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Would people watch a Vtuber that was just a car which emotes Al la herbie?
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Ontarioku @ontarioku.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
To my fellow Vtubers and VAs, there’s a project I’ve wanted to try for a while now and wanted to see how much interest there is in doing it. A group reading of the Princess Bride script as The Muppets?
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MM 🦋 @adgirlmm.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Breaking: The DOJ is dropping the federal corruption case against NYC Mayor and future low-level "coffee boy" Eric Adams. Watch this space.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
NO CHARGES
Super Bowl halftime show performer holds about Sudan/Gaza solidarity flag in protestBy The Associated Press
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — The cast member who displayed the Palestinian flag with the word “GAZA” in protest during Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show will not face charges, New Orleans police said Monday.

The banner combined the black stripes of the flags honored by the Sudanese and Palestinian peoples and also had the word SUDAN on it. The cast member, one of dozens of dancers clad in identical black sweats, held it high while standing on the roof of the car that was a centerpiece of the hip-hop artist’s performance, and then jumped off the stage and ran across the field before being tackled by several men in suits.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 10/02/2025
I suppose it sorta makes sense that early humans traded off fur coats and physical strength for big brains that allowed us to create clothes and tools and now we’re apparently trading off those big brains for the ability to use hallucinatory auto-complete to write reports for us.
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Jonnyblak @jonnyblak.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Has anyone made a Vtuber that’s just a car and it emotes through the headlights/hood/etc?
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