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Jonathan Llyr

@jonllyr.bsky.social
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Canadian and possibly the world’s worst perfectionist. Co-author of THE WIGGINS WEIRD series. Former host/writer on Canada’s SPACE Channel. Suffering from Post Traumatic Shakespeare Disorder.

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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dude - Is it for sale?
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go fuck yourself you complete waste of skin.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No thanks. I’d like a movie where Batman is Batman and does Batman things. And not in slow motion this time please.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s nothing quite like that perfect moment, standing in the dark, watching your favorite band perform live, when you finally hear the eight magical words you’ve been longing to hear, “This is a song from the new album,” because you’ve desperately had to pee for the last hour.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: EU chief Ursula von der Leyen says she wants Canada to become the bloc’s first associate member. She told Prime Minister Mark Carney she wants to deepen their economic and security ties as Canada faces mounting trade tensions with Trump
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FixNews ⛵ 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇨🇺 🇲🇽 🇱🇧 ☮️Born Again Atheist @fixnewsplease.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's an exciting time to be a Canadian. I'm hopeful for my grand kids. Thank you PM Carney 🇨🇦
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Burns.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what foods can be flavor blasted
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/09/2026
Even the crickets were embarrassed.
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Chris Klitzing 🦋🇨🇦🇺🇦 @hosea6.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites theonion.com/hhs-replaces-childhood…
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How to keep the cat downstairs.
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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canadian Strait of Hormuz Every ocean going ship from the great lakes must pass through the Welland Canal
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An executive order is not a law. An executive order is not a law. An executive order is not a law. An executive order is not a law. An executive order is not a law. An executive order is not a law.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 27/08/2026
Ted Cruz posted a tribute to Dolly Parton, but things quickly took an embarrassing turn after the X user he shared pulled a brutal prank on him. Cruz didn’t delete the post until after it racked up millions of views.
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Ted Cruz Deletes Dolly Parton Tribute After X User Pulls Brutal Username Prank
The Texas senator apparently didn’t notice the account’s new name until after sharing its Dolly Parton tribute with his millions of followers.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Elon is out there talking up putting us on Mars so he will never be forgotten while Dolly was out there living the road map to do that with kindness and talent alone. If there's any takeaway from today, it's that we should all be more like Dolly.
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your regular reminder that excluding crude oil the US has always had a large trade surplus with Canada.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When America is gone, remember NYT headlines like this and never again ask what role corporate media played in normalizing the most dangerous man on Earth
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Verbal diarrhea along with actual diarrhea.
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So fucking proud to be a Canadian.
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 23/08/2026
Lace up, Canada.
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we're at the "they're arming unaccountable masked men with electric torture gloves" stage of fascism
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 10/08/2026
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension was released 42 years ago today. "Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth." Let's not forget the legendary end credits. 🤩
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Gail Waldby ❌👑 @gailwaldby.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico #Hegseth #USMilitary futurism.com/science-ener...
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It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico
A days-long electronic warfare drill was one of the causes behind the loss of a four-passenger medevac flight.
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 02/08/2026
It’s time for Pete “Chucklehead” Hoekstra, the American ambassador to Canada, to get the f**k out of our country. 1️⃣ Sign the House of Commons petition at b.link/chucklehead 2️⃣ Download this artwork at chucklehead.todmaffin.com and put it on shirts, signs, or whatever you want.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/07/2026
You ever just feel like you hate almost everyone? The USA is a dystopian torture chamber for people with fully functional brains.
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FixNews ⛵ 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇨🇺 🇲🇽 🇱🇧 ☮️Born Again Atheist @fixnewsplease.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm trying to understand.
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Never get out of the boat.
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s not just that he’s completely insane (because he is completely insane), it’s that NO ONE WILL FUCKING DO ANYTHING ABOUT HIM.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 30/11/2023
If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
explosive diarrhea sun radioactive shrimp moon data center rare bacteria rising
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Allison Boggs Marion 🇨🇦 @coffeeandabagel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Gotta love that never say die, never think things through attitude. New motto - “DCU - Fail Up, Up and Away!”
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh don’t think I couldn’t keep adding to the list…
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Jonathan Llyr @jonllyr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m feeling extremely ripped off that I’ve had to live through both of these mofos.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
is it waking up , it’s waking up isn’t it
Psychologists reveal the simple morning routine that keeps retirees happiest 👻
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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