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Jonathan Stamper

@jonathanstamper.bsky.social
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Pen name. Querying a heisty dark fantasy, “Lament of the Black Sparrow — A Wayfinders Story” ALSO querying “Fangs and the Furious,” a FF parody about dragon riders, co-written with better writer @dandesaimartin.bsky.social Opinions mine. Rep me!

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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wife and I are spending line-time at #dragoncon double-reading Shadow of the Sanctum by @dandesaimartin.bsky.social. If y’all order it now it’ll be at your house in time for Pax… (🎶 🔥 IYKYK)
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Problematic by modern standards but
Lost in Translation screen grab with Bill Murray and Scarlett Johannesen
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Legal dramas never reflect the law. Cop shows border on farce. Enlisted people will say war movies are nothing like the real thing. But GOD FORBID I don’t explain my magic system with textbook detail… #SFF #skywriting #amwriting
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lucifer, as written (not the Netflix debacle)
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Always hated political texts. But watching a confused / ailing family member get bombarded by them — and spiral afterwards — makes me want to have a stern talking to with the digital team. If they’re down for some consensual fisticuffs, all the better. Because screw yall.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It should be an FEC requirement that if all your Congressional b-roll is in low-def, your campaign slogan has to be “remember me?”
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Jeremiah Cushman @jdcushman45.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice
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Conor McGregor suffers devastating injury to end UFC return in 69 seconds
McGregor was making a return for the first time since back-to-back losses to Dustin Poirier in 2021
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Finished #Dispatch. I’m sure everyone on #gaming Bluesky played it already by my GOD I loved this game. Probably had one of the poorer endings on paper, but it felt right.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We used to be a proper country
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hard to believe it’s more than 20 years past
Saddams statue being toppled
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Spider-Man Noir is fine (almost finished). Cage is giving it the old Nicolas try. Jack Huston should have gotten the role though. Fine as Sandman. Would have crushed as The Spider.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s here! Just dropped from @gdpub.bsky.social @dandesaimartin.bsky.social looking good on the shelf with the greats. Now throwing my current book out the window (it’s a snooze) to swap in “In the Shadow of the Sanctum” dandesaimartin.com/in-the-shado...
In the Shadow of the Sanctum, displayed on a bookshelf
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Old school Texas Rs gathering to decide who to back after last night
Gathering of old power brokers from a scene in Boardwalk Empire
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Assuming they didn’t limit this to adult respondents, feels relevant to mention that Gen Z was, at most, 29 at the data cutoff for this survey. Or 11 at the other end. 11, gang. 11. ELEVEN. “Home-cooked meals” yall, in the words of Gen X, leave them kids alone.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Imagine this is how I look to my wife when I change out of my suit after work
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Decision point on Sparrow edits. I don’t care if it looks like AI, I’m keeping my em-dashes #skywriters #amwriting
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Him: Sadistic leader in an oppressive theocracy Her: The strong young woman who breaks free You: The #Sff #book nerd who needs a fresh magic system and a strong female lead in their life DEBUT AUTHOR! Buy “In the Shadow of the Sanctum” here @dandesaimartin.bsky.social dandesaimartin.com/books/
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Find books written and edited by Dan Desai Martin. There are also a few recommendations here as well.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Utterly bleak to get reminded to check in for tomorrow’s flight when I’m still waiting in the airport for today’s flight.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just used “maybe” at the front of three successive sentences. Feeling confident!
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Beta readers are an indispensable part of the process, for sure… Let’s be honest tho: half of it is just being excited for a friend to read some dope shit you wrote, right? #skywriters #amwriting
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nice flip (if true) from a decade where the marquee dramas (GoT, Walking Dead) built up characters just to kill them off. All I want is more grounded tv about smart people trying their best (Pitt, Shrinking… hell even pluribus). Count me in. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Hopecore Is the Vibe Shift Hollywood Needs
'Project Hail Mary' is at the vanguard of a new trend after decades of gritty — and perhaps pessimistic — movies and TV shows.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Work sucked up most of the writing time in April. Now I’m just waiting to pounce that keyboard first free minute I get #skywriters
Gmork from Neverending Stories waiting in the cave to strike
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
1. Kings of the Wyld 2. Lies of Locke Lamora 3. One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest 4. God, No 5. Sometimes a Great Notion
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
In fairness, if you drink hard enough below the Mason Dixon line, there’s a 1/100 chance you’ll wake up in a Waffle House with no memory how you got there.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Finally getting better at this whole time management thing, and now I’m fighting off a case of gamer’s thumb
The man from Twilight Zone is realizing his glasses are broken
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
There has to be a word for obsessively polishing the WIP when you should just press send and respond to the request for a full. @dandesaimartin.bsky.social #skywriters #booksky #amwriting #sff
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Family: “I don’t know why your doctor thinks you need ADHD meds.” Me, walking around the house singing my cat’s name over and over to the tune of the Mario Brothers’ underground world theme: “Huh? What’d you say?”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Since things seem to be going great I’m gonna go write about dragons I guess. (Deep sigh)
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@WilsonFrontier 🖖🏻 @wilsonfrontier.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
#Firefly animated series set between season 1 and the film in the works! They're campaigning for a home. #BringBackFirefly
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One more #bringbackfirefly post. Shoutout to the most western-ass dialogue ever / my favorite #firefly moment “A man can get a job, he might not look too close at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a situation like ours, well, then he has a choice. “I don’t believe he does.”
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 13/03/2026
In case you missed it, my FIREFLY books got banned in Alberta for "explicit sexual images" that... they don't actually contain? gregpak.com/my-firefly-b...
Cover of Firefly Unification War Vol 1 drawn by Lee Garbet. BANNED IN ALBERTA in big red letters has been slapped over the image.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Confirmed live in the room! Animated #Firefly is happpennnning!!!! #bringbackfirefly
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“And then I woke up.”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Never seen an #AwesomeCon hall this full, certainly not for a podcast taping. Gonna be a very deflated group if they don’t make a #bringbackfirefly announcement tomorrow…
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Dan Desai Martin @dandesaimartin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
#SFFChat Q4: This is from a comedic fantasy I am co-writing with the brilliant @jonathanstamper.bsky.social.
Trumpets and other instruments blared songs as the brides walked down the aisle, each looking as radiant as the sun in the sky. Following the women, a man short in stature with curly hair and hairy feet rode in on a bear as white as snow. Farm Boy gave Captain a quizzical look as the pair passed. 
“It’s tradition for the ring bear to bear the ring bearer down the center aisle.”
Farm Boy nodded, then wondered aloud about the diet of ring bears to keep their fur so shiny.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
COVER REVEAL: SOTS arrives this spring. Revel in its glory. #SFF kingdom, get yours!
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I’ve loved a lot of garbage movies but if I gotta choose, I’ll take Dave Grohl as the devil
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a close up of a person playing a guitar with a red hand .
ALT: a close up of a person playing a guitar with a red hand .
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Naming a shithead in your #WIP after a shithead in your real life. #skywriters #amwriting #writingcommuntiy #sff
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sitting at a brewery just makes better #writing. I don’t make the rules. I am, however, too old for a 7% ale on a weeknight
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Realizing for the first time the VAST gulf in cookie count between Girl Scout cookies. Of the ones I bought: Trefoils: 40 cookies Thin mints: 32 cookies Samosas / Tagalongs: just 14 cookies!!!
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Obvi
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Took far too long finishing The BlackTongue Thief, though I’m not sorry to have savored it. This book is a banger. Excited for the next, @buehlmeister.bsky.social! My own little Bullys approve #booksky
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
🧵 As Super Bowl Sunday approaches, some thoughts on what NFL fandom has to teach us about modern American politics
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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a woman in a fairy costume with wings is standing in a dark room .
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Dan Desai Martin @dandesaimartin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
FAST & FURIOUS x MONTY PYTHON x PRINCESS BRIDE A gang of illicit dragon racers must save the realm from the Bauble of World-Ending Magic in this fast-paced, wacky, absurd, and somehow touching comedic fantasy by me and @jonathanstamper.bsky.social The Fangs & The Furious #BluePit📖 #F #Q #BluePit
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
With all legitimate respect for the amazing journalists doing their thing out there, I can’t help but think the four paragraph preamble everyone puts before the meat now is maybe — maybe — a barrier to getting the word out.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Update: reinstalled and once again traversing the snowy wastes. Let’s do this thing
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Any item of clothing with a #Bills logo on it gets +3 cold resistance. Doesn’t matter if it’s a t-shirt, I don’t make the rules. It just is.
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