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Jonathan Stamper

@jonathanstamper.bsky.social
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Pen name. Querying a heisty dark fantasy, “Lament of the Black Sparrow — A Wayfinders Story” ALSO querying “Fangs and the Furious,” a FF parody about dragon riders, co-written with better writer @dandesaimartin.bsky.social Opinions mine. Rep me!

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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe a hockey coach.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The #Bills head coach looks like a soccer coach, and that feels right / somehow makes him more likeable.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We celebrate similarly
Marisa Tomei giddy on the stand in My Cousin Vinny
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey now! Look who’s selling at the Maryland Writers Association annual conference. Support local authors and go find a copy of In the Shadow of the Sanctum. And someone let @dandesaimartin.bsky.social know they’re running out of copies!
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also the chicken feet under Heathers book belong to an incredible Hei Hei #dragoncon2026
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wife and I are spending line-time at #dragoncon double-reading Shadow of the Sanctum by @dandesaimartin.bsky.social. If y’all order it now it’ll be at your house in time for Pax… (🎶 🔥 IYKYK)
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Problematic by modern standards but
Lost in Translation screen grab with Bill Murray and Scarlett Johannesen
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hard to believe it’s more than 20 years past
Saddams statue being toppled
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s here! Just dropped from @gdpub.bsky.social @dandesaimartin.bsky.social looking good on the shelf with the greats. Now throwing my current book out the window (it’s a snooze) to swap in “In the Shadow of the Sanctum” dandesaimartin.com/in-the-shado...
In the Shadow of the Sanctum, displayed on a bookshelf
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Old school Texas Rs gathering to decide who to back after last night
Gathering of old power brokers from a scene in Boardwalk Empire
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Decision point on Sparrow edits. I don’t care if it looks like AI, I’m keeping my em-dashes #skywriters #amwriting
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Work sucked up most of the writing time in April. Now I’m just waiting to pounce that keyboard first free minute I get #skywriters
Gmork from Neverending Stories waiting in the cave to strike
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Finally getting better at this whole time management thing, and now I’m fighting off a case of gamer’s thumb
The man from Twilight Zone is realizing his glasses are broken
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Seriously tho, that first Adderall in the morning #DennisFarina
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Confirmed live in the room! Animated #Firefly is happpennnning!!!! #bringbackfirefly
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“And then I woke up.”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Obvi
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Took far too long finishing The BlackTongue Thief, though I’m not sorry to have savored it. This book is a banger. Excited for the next, @buehlmeister.bsky.social! My own little Bullys approve #booksky
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Promised I’d finished the second edit in 2025. In the end I got it done with 3 hours to spare. ADHD ftw. Now it’s just light world-building before we’re off to round 2 beta reads. Might be a little long, but this book slaps. I’m so pleased. Happy New Years, everyone. #skywriters #amwriting
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Ok @stevejacksongames.bsky.social, we need a ruling. I have both the amulet and the mag hat. Stepson cursed my hat. Does my hat work on a curse specifically directed AT the hat? And if so, what goes first? Amulet or hat?
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Five blokes finishing Pinta in “The Worlds End”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Drax from guardians of the galaxy on the ground with a gun in his face shouting “I can take it”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@sydneemcelroy.bsky.social doesn’t have GIFs because her clown husband (who she’s not ashamed of) has them on lock.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Trolling the fan pages as I watch Invincible, and so glad to learn I’m not the only one who sees it.
Donald Ferguson from InvincibleBobby Hill from King of the Hill
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Skeletor
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“So how’s your mental health while you finish editing?”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Networking as an introvert. Final day of the third biz conference in 10 days
Bobby hill shouting I don’t know you
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Stealth archer, sigh
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Barney from the Simpsons shouting “just hook it to my veins”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Having not played 1 or 2, I had no idea what was beyond the vault
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
“All day”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
“Did we just lose?”
Starlord
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Fake gamer confession: never finished Red Dead Redemption 2
RDR2 lead swinging his legs in the edge of a cliff
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
“You will be visited by three spirits”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Rickmas to all who celebrate
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Hate on Love Actually all you want, Rowan Atkinson is actually playing The Doctor in this movie and you’ll never convince me otherwise. Helps the little kid get the girl. Makes sure Alan Rickman gets caught before he cheats. True Chaotic Good shit there
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I love a deck-builder, but I’m beginning to think Inscryption is just unbeatable. And I might be ok with that.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Reporting that first BlueSky bot
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
BlueSky is an Ecco chamber #gamers
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Really wanted a good picture of me holding the cat on game night. #Fail
Gordon the orange cat biting my arm
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Seeing some former blue check come in and get 1,000 likes on their first post
Barney as the plow king, shooting out homers tires on his “Mr plow” truck.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A fraction of the followers here vs the bird app, but way more engagement
Men in black grasshopper gun
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Refollowing all the political accounts I swore off on Twitter
Bilbo holding the one ring
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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