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Jonathan Stamper

@jonathanstamper.bsky.social
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Pen name. Querying a heisty dark fantasy, “Lament of the Black Sparrow — A Wayfinders Story” ALSO querying “Fangs and the Furious,” a FF parody about dragon riders, co-written with better writer @dandesaimartin.bsky.social Opinions mine. Rep me!

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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also the chicken feet under Heathers book belong to an incredible Hei Hei #dragoncon2026
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wife and I are spending line-time at #dragoncon double-reading Shadow of the Sanctum by @dandesaimartin.bsky.social. If y’all order it now it’ll be at your house in time for Pax… (🎶 🔥 IYKYK)
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was there — i think the groan was for the description of the website that gave the quote more than the actual quote. Though if your piece is 100K words, that’s 4 cents a word, which strikes me as a touch high. If it’s longer / they’re in a major metro area, maybe it’s normal.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Problematic by modern standards but
Lost in Translation screen grab with Bill Murray and Scarlett Johannesen
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Legal dramas never reflect the law. Cop shows border on farce. Enlisted people will say war movies are nothing like the real thing. But GOD FORBID I don’t explain my magic system with textbook detail… #SFF #skywriting #amwriting
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lucifer, as written (not the Netflix debacle)
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Always hated political texts. But watching a confused / ailing family member get bombarded by them — and spiral afterwards — makes me want to have a stern talking to with the digital team. If they’re down for some consensual fisticuffs, all the better. Because screw yall.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It should be an FEC requirement that if all your Congressional b-roll is in low-def, your campaign slogan has to be “remember me?”
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Jeremiah Cushman @jdcushman45.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice
uk.news.yahoo.com
Conor McGregor suffers devastating injury to end UFC return in 69 seconds
McGregor was making a return for the first time since back-to-back losses to Dustin Poirier in 2021
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Finished #Dispatch. I’m sure everyone on #gaming Bluesky played it already by my GOD I loved this game. Probably had one of the poorer endings on paper, but it felt right.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We used to be a proper country
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hard to believe it’s more than 20 years past
Saddams statue being toppled
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Spider-Man Noir is fine (almost finished). Cage is giving it the old Nicolas try. Jack Huston should have gotten the role though. Fine as Sandman. Would have crushed as The Spider.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I should add: and some not so greats. People gift me books I’d just assume eat than read. Is what it is. Go buy dans book.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s here! Just dropped from @gdpub.bsky.social @dandesaimartin.bsky.social looking good on the shelf with the greats. Now throwing my current book out the window (it’s a snooze) to swap in “In the Shadow of the Sanctum” dandesaimartin.com/in-the-shado...
In the Shadow of the Sanctum, displayed on a bookshelf
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Old school Texas Rs gathering to decide who to back after last night
Gathering of old power brokers from a scene in Boardwalk Empire
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Honestly, non-writer hobbies. I like combat sports and disc golf but… making beer? Board games? Trivia night? Kinda anything but writing. Good vibes, amigo 🫡
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Assuming they didn’t limit this to adult respondents, feels relevant to mention that Gen Z was, at most, 29 at the data cutoff for this survey. Or 11 at the other end. 11, gang. 11. ELEVEN. “Home-cooked meals” yall, in the words of Gen X, leave them kids alone.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Imagine this is how I look to my wife when I change out of my suit after work
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Decision point on Sparrow edits. I don’t care if it looks like AI, I’m keeping my em-dashes #skywriters #amwriting
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Him: Sadistic leader in an oppressive theocracy Her: The strong young woman who breaks free You: The #Sff #book nerd who needs a fresh magic system and a strong female lead in their life DEBUT AUTHOR! Buy “In the Shadow of the Sanctum” here @dandesaimartin.bsky.social dandesaimartin.com/books/
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Order Books
Find books written and edited by Dan Desai Martin. There are also a few recommendations here as well.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cancelled 3 hours later
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Utterly bleak to get reminded to check in for tomorrow’s flight when I’m still waiting in the airport for today’s flight.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just used “maybe” at the front of three successive sentences. Feeling confident!
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Mostly sff, though I dabble with others. You?
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Beta readers are an indispensable part of the process, for sure… Let’s be honest tho: half of it is just being excited for a friend to read some dope shit you wrote, right? #skywriters #amwriting
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nice flip (if true) from a decade where the marquee dramas (GoT, Walking Dead) built up characters just to kill them off. All I want is more grounded tv about smart people trying their best (Pitt, Shrinking… hell even pluribus). Count me in. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
hollywoodreporter.com
Hopecore Is the Vibe Shift Hollywood Needs
'Project Hail Mary' is at the vanguard of a new trend after decades of gritty — and perhaps pessimistic — movies and TV shows.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Autocorrect does not care for “Gmork.”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Work sucked up most of the writing time in April. Now I’m just waiting to pounce that keyboard first free minute I get #skywriters
Gmork from Neverending Stories waiting in the cave to strike
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
1. Kings of the Wyld 2. Lies of Locke Lamora 3. One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest 4. God, No 5. Sometimes a Great Notion
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Srsly tho wut
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
In fairness, if you drink hard enough below the Mason Dixon line, there’s a 1/100 chance you’ll wake up in a Waffle House with no memory how you got there.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Finally getting better at this whole time management thing, and now I’m fighting off a case of gamer’s thumb
The man from Twilight Zone is realizing his glasses are broken
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bye bye, money. Hellooooo Red Winter! Starting the audiobook on my (insanely long) commute tonight. Thanks for writing!
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Oh they will. Theeeeeey will…
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
There has to be a word for obsessively polishing the WIP when you should just press send and respond to the request for a full. @dandesaimartin.bsky.social #skywriters #booksky #amwriting #sff
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Seriously tho, that first Adderall in the morning #DennisFarina
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Family: “I don’t know why your doctor thinks you need ADHD meds.” Me, walking around the house singing my cat’s name over and over to the tune of the Mario Brothers’ underground world theme: “Huh? What’d you say?”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Since things seem to be going great I’m gonna go write about dragons I guess. (Deep sigh)
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ok that’s encouraging. Lord knows there are 100 other shows I loved that didn’t know what they were yet in season 1. I’m gonna give it another try. Maaaaybe I was just in the wrong headspace, who knows 😀❤️
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Help me out here: I keep seeing this comparison and I don’t get it. Love firefly, thought The Expanse was (don’t be mad) kinda boring. Possible Expanse is for more hardcore sci-fi fans? I’ve always been more F than SF, but i love a western and a heist, so firefly hooked me. Maybe I’m missing it?
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I wasn’t even a Buffy fan and I’m sad for everyone. Someone else might go for it. Never too late.
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@WilsonFrontier 🖖🏻 @wilsonfrontier.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
#Firefly animated series set between season 1 and the film in the works! They're campaigning for a home. #BringBackFirefly
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Honestly, just cleaning up the timeline. I get the criticisms but some of us have been waiting 20 years. Please just let us have this.
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One more #bringbackfirefly post. Shoutout to the most western-ass dialogue ever / my favorite #firefly moment “A man can get a job, he might not look too close at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a situation like ours, well, then he has a choice. “I don’t believe he does.”
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🫰 🫰
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Jonathan Stamper @jonathanstamper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Mal’s general disregard for her wishes chief among them. The initial ending Joss proposed for her was even worse. Like TW / don’t-Google-it worse. Very glad they shelved that nonsense.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 13/03/2026
In case you missed it, my FIREFLY books got banned in Alberta for "explicit sexual images" that... they don't actually contain? gregpak.com/my-firefly-b...
Cover of Firefly Unification War Vol 1 drawn by Lee Garbet. BANNED IN ALBERTA in big red letters has been slapped over the image.
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