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Jonathan Hansen, but scary

@jonathanhansen.bsky.social
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Last of the V-8 Interceptors. He/Him. Pop Culture, Politics, and an undying hatred of Trumpers and their white enablers. No friend of Fandom. 280,132nd person on Bluesky. Occasionally surly. “Che la mia ferita sia mortale.” jonathanhansen.ghost.io

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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 3h
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 4h
If you're playing Fantasy Football only because of the "social obligation" then you're a giant fucking loser, and you should really go and grown a spine.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 4h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
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What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

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there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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social obligation
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe fascists are responsible for fascism. Can we start there?
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 8h
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 6h
Cleaning up work inboxes after some time away has to be one of the circles of hell.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 6h
Seeing Rat Queens is still being squeezed for as much juice as possible by the scumbag creators that are, a convicted domestic abuser and the goof who is fine with it. Add that this board game campaign is a double dip for the last one that scammed all it’s backers, what a sad joke these guys are.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 8h
I think the idea there, along with Sinestro was to kind of signal that Hal's world happened as we would expect it to
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 8h
Except that Surf Dracula never actually surfed.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 18h
Abolish ICE. Fire them all. Prosecute their crimes. Start with prosecuting the crimes first and work your way backward if that makes you more comfortable. But we cannot live in a country with this level of elite impunity.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 20h
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 21h
No, I get you.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah, I didn’t mean the ring having the agency, I was more talking about the idea that a person should have a better understand of the responsibility that comes with something like the ring before they are just handed that much power. I think John does now.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 21h
I like how it all tied into their discussion in the bar in the first episode where John is telling Hal that maybe he should’ve been required to do more to get the ring besides answering one question
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 21h
Exactly. He paid the price for the ring
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 21h
Hang it in the Louvre.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 22h
Gross
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 22h
I totally believe that he will now use his own money. I totally believe this.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22h
So now Trump says "artificial news" instead of "fake news."
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 22h
God damn, talk about someone just reveling in the freedom they now have, after they fully removed their public mask… I think we often forget just how truly ugly and soulless a fucking piece of shit bigot monster that Megyn Kelly is. Luckily, every time she opens her mouth, she reminds us.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 23h
Love it
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The mask was fully removed.
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Hannah Lee Stockdale (LOOKING 4 WORK) @hanoodles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He destroyed careers, he destroyed peoples’ livelihoods. I hope he sleeps well with his golden parachute knowing he’s had a major hand in turning the US animation industry into the desert it is today.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thousands of people lost their jobs (including me!) under Zaslav and thousands more will lose it under Ellison. But at least these Big Boys get to play dress-up as moguls, the only thing that matters to them.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 23h
I love Emerald Force
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's been such a long few years, I'd forgotten this particular rape accusation against Hegseth. The woman told police she may have been drugged. Hegseth, who was married to one woman and had just had a baby with another, said it was consensual but paid her $50k to settle. He was confirmed anyway.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Technically, my costume is going to be more “inspired by” rather than “source accurate”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try
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DeeplyRootedSeabird @clbirds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate this for us
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have never seen someone excel at getting money for doing absolutely nothing like David Zaslav.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every billionaire believes this because they all see themselves in the role. None have the depth to think about what any dictator would necessarily have to do to be "efficient" in governance and "benevolent" for the people: seize billionaires' assets and nationalize their industries.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just to wrap up the loose ends
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And even then, it’s done, it exists. Just enjoy it. It doesn’t need to be official. Even if it was, it wouldn’t mean anything anyway, since other than the Winter soldier tie in, it in no way interacts with the MCU. If Feige dubbed it canon tomorrow, nothing would change. So why be butthurt about it?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HUGE: The Cheyenne and Arapaho tribes have both voted to impose a three-year moratorium on data center construction on tribal lands — temporarily banning dara centers on 8,000 square miles. The Cherokee Nation, Seminole Nation of Oklahoma, and the Kickapoo Tribe have all imposed similar bans.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
Cis guy walks into a women's locker room and immediately proceeds to sexually assault women. JK Rowling: this is trans people's fault.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m still going as Nebraska Hal Jordan for Halloween, but while I enjoyed #Lanterns a lot, I was really surprised at how much a prequel the show truly was. I take this to mean that while John has a pretty big role in Superman 2, it’s not big enough that there’s room in the film for his back story.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re right about the Surf Dracula. It’ll be interesting to see what they do next, since he’s supposed to show up in Superman 2
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw a rando nerd recently, still whining because Agents of SHIELD isn’t official #MCU canon, still mad at #Marvel for not acknowledging it, and I just can’t imagine… A. Deciding that Agents of SHIELD was the hill you would die on, Or B. That the subject was even a hill at this point. #ComicSky
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Stop giving people shit for comparing them to Nazis and that's a message for the "but we have local examples" crowd as well as the "Nazis were worse" crowd www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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Pete Hegseth’s Air Force Academy speech backdrop draws scrutiny: ‘Accidental Nazi is just not a thing’
An angular eagle behind the defense secretary departed from the Pentagon’s established branding. Critics saw echoes of the Third Reich.
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AND… you can subscribe FOR FREE! For free, people! That’s a deal in any economy, but especially in this one! (You can also pay me money, if you want, in which case, I’ll be your best friend.)
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At the End of Everything (A Work in Progress)
Pop Culture Commentary and Fiction
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m busy this week, so there may not be another post for a few days. But if you want to check out my Ghost, there’s a ton of responses to things I’ve watched, like #TheEndOfOakStreet, as well as some pop culture commentary and original #fiction too. Check it out. #FilmSky #ComicSky #WritingCommunity
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At the End of Everything (A Work in Progress)
Pop Culture Commentary and Fiction
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the problem is that for whatever reason, society/the media/whoever have correctly determined we need a way to reintegrate millions of people into society and from that incorrectly determined the way to do so is for the people who were wronged to apologize to the people who wronged them.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Over and over some people demonstrate that racism IS a material interest in their decision making and that the racism supercedes everything else. But some refuse to take these folks at their word.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think we missed a huge opportunity to normalize masking as a public health tool. We eradicated an entire strain of the flu with Covid prevention measures. Masking shows respect for those around you. It shows solidarity with the disability community. It shows you value long term health.
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Victorious Bleue @victoriousbleue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normalizing masks over normalizing excess death & normalizing horrific disability seems like it would be an easy choice It’s still the choice I make too I mask since 2020 & require people visiting my house to wear masks I supply them if needed It’s not that hard It saves lives Please mask up
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