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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good.

The poster for the movie Jupiter Ascending

Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I like this Channing Tatum Gambit. He looks good, but… while I know that’s an X for X-men on his belt, the shape and the choice of color makes it seem like it might be for something else… #MCU #FilmSky #ComicSky #ActionFigure #ActionFigures

Gambit action figure for Doomsday Marvel Legends

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Cobra paratroopers attacks the Statue of Liberty as spotlight pierce the sky and celebratory balloons rise

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Imagine a future… where all you want… is to be…. jackhammered. But y’know… you also want… to have your dirty talk… To be… Distinctive. To have a certain cadence. To really make… the experience… be… Memorable. And romantic. You can have… that world. Try the Walken-fuckbot. You won’t believe it.

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EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create
"Ultimate Man" Al sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Aimee Leigh and Baby Billy announce that they don't condone this kind of misbehavin' and have withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour.

Aimee Leigh and Baby Billy perform on The Righteous Gemstones

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Senator #MitchMcConnell polls well among both women and the youth demographic.

The Vourdalak leans in for a kiss from an uncomfortable woman

The Vorudalak goes to bite a young boy's neck

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pictured: Senator #MitchMcConnell enjoys a meal with a Republican colleague.

The Vordalak sits a table with a man. There’s a severed head on the table

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That said, I haven't written off the possibility that John ends up with the #Lanterns ring in the end, and that we get Fillion as the leather jacket and jeans-tucked-into-cowboy-boots, yellow ring version of Guy Gardner, because that's the era of #DCComics Gunn seems to like most. 📺 #HBO #ComicSky

Guy Gardner in a leather jacket and blue jeans tucked into his cowboy boots, weidling a yellow ring stands in the forefront before the Green Lantern version of Guy and Hal, and some yellow memories of who Guy used to be

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Big #DCComics day from the ol’ #localcomicshop. Besides Image and smaller label stuff, obviously, the Absolute line and some of the All In titles is what I’m reading, I guess. I’m sorta between #MarvelComics projects that interest me. Of course, Midnights starts in a month, so… #ComicSky #Comicbooks

8 comics laid out in two rows. (Top row, l to r): Doom Patrol, Galactic, legion of Superheroes, and Absolute Superman. (Bottom row, l to t): Absolute Catwoman, Absolute Wonder Woman, Six of Us, and Teen Titans

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. • Mr. T and his gymnasts • Daphne Blake • Punk Rock Storm • Man-at-Arms

A picture of Mr. T and his gymnastics team (Jeff, Woody, Robin, Kim, Spike, and Bulldozer the dog)

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

These are the characters that I have recruited. I changed the names on some, and the clothes and bios of all of them. I love them like family. #StarWars #StarWarsZeroCompany

A picture of Lara Jek, a striking older human woman with big gray curls and freckles, wearing a white and red jumpsuit, a belt, and a bandolier.

BACKGROUND
Lara Jek grew up on a Mid Rim farming moon, but she left home as soon as she could. Determined to see the galaxy, she hitched a ride as an apprentice medic on a Corellian freighter bound for the Outer Rim. All these long years later, Lara's been everywhere, and she's done everything. Yeah, she's a little slower now, and a lot older too, but she's a lot wiser, and she's got stories to tell.

A picture of Bay-Yon Orrick, a tall, green Neimoidian alien with orange eyes, and a blue tattoo over his left one. He’s wearing blue pants, a green jacket, gray gloves, and a blue scarf.

BACKGROUND
An experienced gun-for-hire, Bay-Yon Orrick has been killing people for those who can pay for almost his entire life. Cool under pressure, he can put a blaster bolt between his target's eyes from nearly two klicks away. Most recenlty, he was running security for Trade Federation convoys along the Corellian Trade Spine, but when the Clone Wars made that work complicated, he had to look elsewhere for employment.

A picture of Imani Zash, a young human woman with her black hair up in two curly poof-buns, a red tattoo around her neck, and a small scar across the bridge of her nose. She is dressed in yellow and orange and gray, hood and tunic and pants and wrist wraps.

BACKGROUND
When Imani Zash's family were killed in an shipyard accident, the Corellian Engineering Corporation officially placed the blame on them, claiming negligence. Despite her young age, as the only surviving member of her clan, Imani was declared responsible for the debt, and she's been running from CEC debt collectors ever since. Quick, quiet, and living in the shadows, Imani is known for taking any off-book job available... if the money's good.

A picture of OU-812, a pink and white and astromech with a silver half-dome top like R2-D2.

BACKGROUND
OU-812 has been blown up and reassembled more times then she can count. At this point, she ain't afraid of nothing, and answers to no one, not Master nor Maker. This little droid is all out of fucks to give.

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Some of these characters may not make it through the war, so I’m going to keep track of them here. The first four are the ones that the game came with, and I could only change their outfits. Except for the main guy, of course, I could change part of his name. #StarWars #StarWarsZeroCompany

A picture of Jon-Han Hawks. A handsome and aging human warrior with a handlebar mustache, his graying hair pulled back like a samurai, and a long scar over his left eye, while dressed in gray pants, a blue shirt, an orange vest, and wearing a blaster.

BACKGROUND;
Hawks once served the Republic as Captain of the 100th Clone Company, nicknamed "Zero Company." After a failed assault on Antine decimated the 100th, Hawks was scapegoated and their military career ended. Out of the ashes, Hawks has rebuilt Zero Company as an independent outfit for hire specializing in strategic investigations and tactical combat missions.

A picture of Kabb Uppercut, an old Felshi alien, big and squat, and wearing a blue and brown vest and pants. He’s blue-skinned and has a robot arm.

BACKGROUND
In a past life, heavyweight boxer Kabb Uppercut was famed for his eponymous signature strike. But in the decades since, he's made his credits as a freelance enforcer and surveillance specialist. Kabb was one of Hawks' first hires, and has proven himself a loyal, if curmudgeonly, mainstay of Zero Company's field team.

A picture of Trick, a clone trooper in gray and green armor with a yellow visor.

BACKGROUND
Trick began his military career as CT-3301, a member of the 100th Clone Company serving under Captain Hawks. During the disastrous Battle of Antine, Trick pushed Hawks to safety, in the process sustaining a head injury that led to his medical discharge. He eventually made a complete recovery and became Hawks' first hire in the new independent Zero Company.

A picture of Jae Mordant, a beautiful human woman in gray and white racing leathers with a purple headscarf.

BACKGROUND
Born to a noble house on Shu-Torun, Ore-Baroness Jae Mordant defied her family's expectations to establish her own mining citadel on the barren world of Lunata. But when Fathom and the Separatists seized Lunata, Jae lost everything. She and her ally, Republic Intelligence Lieutenant Bennic Halloren, have turned to Zero Company to take her planet back.

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I can’t wait to celebrate. I will take time off. I will celebrate it every year. I will wear t-shirts, and I will send flowers to shitheads I know who voted for him, and the card will say “ha ha, bigot! Eat shit. love Jon.” And if they tell us where he’s laid to rest, I will go there at least once…

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026