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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Let’s take the expense of everything “trumpian” - wars, monuments, ballrooms, etc. - and pay it back equally from every Trump red state’s federal funding across the board. Just a chop off the top of their federal subsidies until we’re all paid back.

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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Should be reposted every month....

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE.......

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am a one-issue voter: Get Republicans out of office.

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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Riveting reading...

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Mitt Romney said “corporations are people, too,” so we just need AI agents to incorporate, and then we can elect them to Congress, and JUST IMAGINE.

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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 16/08/2026

Canada has officially started building the wall at the U.S. border🇨🇦😂 Budget: a few trees Construction crew: 1 beaver 🦫 Payment: maple syrup 🍁 Sorry for the inconvenience, eh? 😂 #Canada #CanadianHumour #SheShed

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

How nobody at THAT dinner heckled Diaper Donny with a “Quiet, Piggy” is an absolute mystery to me.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

🎯🎯

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

On the rare 80°-something days here, I’ll go all day just fine and then one drop of sweat will accumulate all the dried salt on my forehead and drop into my eye AND THAT is why I am yelling at the dock-box, Stewart.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If you’re going to eat one of Helios’ sacred cattle, at least shed a tear over it. Might get you a (more) pleasant death. #ButProbablyNot #Horseradish #Odyssey

A photo of two rare morsels of beef on a plate next to an inadvisably large dollop of horseradish sauce, leading one to the conclusion that the author is weary of life or at least desires to weep about it.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

KNEW IT. What’s Your Sleep Type? www.nytimes.com/shared/v1/cu...

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What’s Your Sleep Type?

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

So, is it #FightingWords to remark that this is just another World Cup Final between Europeans… 😆

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When the world gets you down, Mrs. Brown… share some of your photo library, this time in solidarity with Canada and its awful fires. This video depicts my last big #wildfire event in November, ‘24. High winds + Ignition Source = 🔥

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/07/2026

If you still have any Trump supporters in your life, you should go out of your way to be unkind to them. Mistreat them. Make their lives harder. They are bad people.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I will never be convinced (since the 1980s) that the lyric is not “two dozen other dirty llamas”, and I stand by that. #EnglishBeat

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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bro, I’m dead. 😵

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Michelangelo Signorile @msignorile.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Does it even matter who Trump names as director of national intelligence? Does it matter who he names to anything? None are qualified, they get nothing done, will always do damage on his behalf, and we just have to beat these bastards in November and beyond. Just get them out of there.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Cremation will clear up that chronic moistness, right?

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I went walkabout in the podcast world to find new voices, etc. I tend toward science stuff. Now, I’m motivated to write a series of noir detective novels around the vicious murders of science podcasters, the killer leaving behind testimony of how offensively badly each victim sucked at podcasting.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’m thinking the edit needs to be “Strange Women Lying in Puddles of the Blood of Tyrants Distributing Swords…”

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My happiest thought about QatAir Force One is that the Qataris just had to have installed a Kill Switch. Cross your fingers.

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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Ukraine launched TrophyLab, a platform giving global partners open access to captured Russian weapons tech, Defense Minister Fedorov says. Companies, research centers and governments can study Russian missiles to develop faster countermeasures. trophylab.mod.gov.ua/en/

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Christian: "Scientology is whacked, they believe this Xenu alien existed..." Me: "And where's your empirical evidence of Jesus?"

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Veronica 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇲🇽 🇩🇪 🇨🇦 🍁 🇸🇪 🇵🇷 @vero1986.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Trump’s Following Every Last Climate-Destroying Detail of Project 2025 Does the president realize that if he keeps dismantling infrastructure meant to prevent climate change, then there won’t be a country left for him to ruin? www.esquire.com/news-politic...

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Trump’s Following Every Last Climate-Destroying Detail of Project 2025

Does the president realize that if he keeps dismantling infrastructure meant to prevent climate change, then there won’t be a country left for him to ruin?

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I haven’t seen results from the White House Tractor Pull. Did it get rained out?

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I’m feeling like a tax protest is in order - but a massive, nuclear-Armageddon tax protest. So, all the churches (new and old and some created just this morning) will accept your entire paycheck as a proper “tithe”. And then they’ll “loan” it back to you. You get all your taxes back. #TuckFrump

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It’s a banner day, I got a remark posted to a @NYTimes article AND it got pulled down. WINNING. 🥇

The photo shows a screenshot from the New York Times comments field that relays an anecdote regarding an AI that declined to make a graphic of the number 8647 out of sex toys.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

There needs to be a re-make of the classic Bugs Bunny “What’s Opera, Doc” and HERE IS THE SET!!!

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Regarding Real-World things, I’ve got leftovers from last night’s ribs and twice-baked potatoes feast coming up to temperature in the oven (foil envelopes… the gods’ gift to us all). There’s even some carrot cake to boot. And with a fraction of the effort. Bless my boat.

A two-layer carrot cake with homemade buttercream frosting, applied by a generous hand.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I absolutely adore 50.3% of Virginia voters. You know who you are. 🥰

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026

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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

fellow film profs, rejoice! “among a totally random population, levels of creativity for the people watching the experimental films were immediately higher compared to those watching YouTube videos” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

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Researchers May Have Found the Antidote to Social Media Brain Rot: Experimental Film

UCSB scientists discovered that watching just seven minutes can open your mind and enhance creativity.

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My painting DARK STORM

A painting of a stormy dark sky over a small shack in a prairie.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Anybody else be just totally chilling in the bathroom stall, and you’ve been working on your reverence for life, so you don’t squish the spider that’s moving away, but then you look again and it’s sprinting straight for you. The fuck, dude, <squish>.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Is anybody well-versed in how RICO laws might be applied to the Trump Administration and every GOP politician?

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The hell is up with hardware stores shut today? The dude was a carpenter FFS.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Of course Jesus saw his shadow and went back in the tomb. Six more weeks of dead.

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