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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Let’s take the expense of everything “trumpian” - wars, monuments, ballrooms, etc. - and pay it back equally from every Trump red state’s federal funding across the board. Just a chop off the top of their federal subsidies until we’re all paid back.

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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Should be reposted every month....

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE.......

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am a one-issue voter: Get Republicans out of office.

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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Riveting reading...

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Mitt Romney said “corporations are people, too,” so we just need AI agents to incorporate, and then we can elect them to Congress, and JUST IMAGINE.

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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 16/08/2026

Canada has officially started building the wall at the U.S. border🇨🇦😂 Budget: a few trees Construction crew: 1 beaver 🦫 Payment: maple syrup 🍁 Sorry for the inconvenience, eh? 😂 #Canada #CanadianHumour #SheShed

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Have you ever seen the old (late) Harry Anderson’s “needle through the arm” gag? I think there’s ways to incorporate that bit into the Auntie Lunch and in so doing guarantee your serenity henceforth.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That work flow is exactly how things get done on the boat ⛵️

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Seshat is always giving Khepri shit. Literally 😆

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

How nobody at THAT dinner heckled Diaper Donny with a “Quiet, Piggy” is an absolute mystery to me.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Mid-terms are how this nation can reassure the world that we’re not all crazy or stupid. We have to vote the MAGAts out.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Fire every one of these bootlickers. Let’s have the 2027 Dodgers made entirely of California’s best high school ball players. I’d buy season tickets for that in a heartbeat.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

You could make mopping into a Kurosawa-level epic, wearing a white gi, holding a twisted towel in your hands and pushing it across the floor like the dojo striver we all yearn to be. “Well done, Grasshopper.” 🥷 Don’t forget to yell in Japanese, e.g. “Watashi wa sekai-teki ni yumeina ninja sāfādesu!”

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The whitest Arabs I know got into highly competitive colleges as African Americans because their mother is Egyptian. True story.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Assuming whoever said so to you actually knew what they were talking about, you can understand their point of view by reading this: www.idcpc.org.cn/english2023/.... The TLDR of it all is that the CCP is developing Marxist Leninist socialism for China until communism can be realized.

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Party Constitution

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I’m starting to believe that having an obviously adoring pet dog should be the clear, unspoken, and singular prerequisite for the Presidency. Will Rogers approves.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

As the saying goes, “I’ve never wished anyone dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great satisfaction.”

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Word is they put the cannibal on a Vegan diet… 🥁

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Prediction: Elonia will offend the Old Gods - ALL of them - who will bring their annoyance down upon his hairy-implant head.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The US State Department has a guide to counter-insurgency tactics, which I think will come in handy re: those 75 million a-holes. 2009-2017.state.gov/documents/or...

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Doesn’t he have a personal make-up salon and stylist in his Pentagon office? A powder room to knock down that sweaty shine? WTF.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

On the rare 80°-something days here, I’ll go all day just fine and then one drop of sweat will accumulate all the dried salt on my forehead and drop into my eye AND THAT is why I am yelling at the dock-box, Stewart.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If you’re going to eat one of Helios’ sacred cattle, at least shed a tear over it. Might get you a (more) pleasant death. #ButProbablyNot #Horseradish #Odyssey