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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If you’re going to eat one of Helios’ sacred cattle, at least shed a tear over it. Might get you a (more) pleasant death. #ButProbablyNot #Horseradish #Odyssey

A photo of two rare morsels of beef on a plate next to an inadvisably large dollop of horseradish sauce, leading one to the conclusion that the author is weary of life or at least desires to weep about it.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When the world gets you down, Mrs. Brown… share some of your photo library, this time in solidarity with Canada and its awful fires. This video depicts my last big #wildfire event in November, ‘24. High winds + Ignition Source = 🔥

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’m thinking the edit needs to be “Strange Women Lying in Puddles of the Blood of Tyrants Distributing Swords…”

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It’s a banner day, I got a remark posted to a @NYTimes article AND it got pulled down. WINNING. 🥇

The photo shows a screenshot from the New York Times comments field that relays an anecdote regarding an AI that declined to make a graphic of the number 8647 out of sex toys.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

And I was eating a Nutella Chimney thing, too.

An incendiary sunset behind the western end of the Charles Bridge in Prague.

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Jonathan Eells @jonathaneells.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Regarding Real-World things, I’ve got leftovers from last night’s ribs and twice-baked potatoes feast coming up to temperature in the oven (foil envelopes… the gods’ gift to us all). There’s even some carrot cake to boot. And with a fraction of the effort. Bless my boat.