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Josh Lauritsen

@jolaurit.bsky.social
190 followers 176 following 2.8K posts

Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazzy sniffable. Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they

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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 11h
Baseball is a dumb sport that only dumb people watch
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Office (US)
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The top 4 is every Game Showdown won by @gameovergreggy.bsky.social. The rest is the most recent six Zelda games
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would travel for that one
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol stupid idiot
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
ALT: Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always really hated baseball tbh
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
Cis guy walks into a women's locker room and immediately proceeds to sexually assault women. JK Rowling: this is trans people's fault.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The amount of constant AI resistance liberals are consuming and either consciously or unconsciously sharing is truly alarming. Graphics, memes, "writing," "songs" I don't pay that much attention but every time I check in it is just a ceaseless flood of brainrot and I think it's...a pretty big issue
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A beloved former keeper scoring an equalizer at the death is certainly the most Eleven thing the world has ever seen
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sophie's only talent is joining the right wing grift industry
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update: this tree of heaven outside my house doesn't look nearly as full as it once did, and it's starting to lose color. Things you love to see
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a shame
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Houday Bash is a tribute to Houdini, hosted by Nigel McGuinness
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If IXI loses tonight, the season is effed
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Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
David Ellison announced the launch of his mega-studio Skydance with Titanic footage 👀
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Skydance Launches with Footage of Overconfident Ship Famous For Sinking
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We all know the tot is the superior potato
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best league around, and it's not even close
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David Gilbert @davidgilbert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hardly a surprise Hegseth is saying this stuff so publicly now, when one of the Pentagon influencers has: • Called women a "pestilence" • Praised dictators like Pinochet and Franco • Said only people with children should be allowed vote www.wired.com/story/a-pent...
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A Pentagon Influencer Called Liberal Women a ‘Pestilence’ Who Will End Western Civilization
Kurt Schlichter was part of a task force rooting out so-called woke ideologies at the military’s war colleges. He has called to bar childless adults from voting.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pope springs eternal
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I LOVE BASEBALL!
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Allons-y
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever CBS Sports is, which is not Golazo, which i just learned
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, the Packers don't need Tyreek Hill. Fuck that guy
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, here we go
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saying "not all men" is as effective as saying "all lives matter" or "thoughts and prayers"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’re in line to play OL for the Green Bay Packers STAY IN LINE
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't read lips nor can I judge intent, but guy in the front row had to be pulled back into his seat. No one does that unless they're looking to be a problem
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Pacers are in that category of "if player x didn't play for my team, I would hate him, but they do, so they're my collection of shit heads." The Fever has brought a lot of excitement, but they're vastly unlikable, mostly for one player in particular
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pacers are more like pro wrestling heels. They exist to get heat. Fever fans might actually be awful, and I say this as one. That guy in the front should have gotten decked
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright, dad. Wherever you are, you can watch this game on whatever you recorded it on. That one was for you
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't care. Runs is runs
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Donald Glover: I'm Glad You're in a Dilemma
ALT: Donald Glover: I'm Glad You're in a Dilemma
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, you know. Listening to "So Far Away" by A7X and sobbing during the bridge as I remember where I was and what I was doing at this very moment ten years ago. You know, having a totally normal one
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's melting before our very eyes, folks
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it true?
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomorrow I'll turn on the game, maybe crack open a cold one (I don't have a Miller Lite, so hopefully a Moon Man will suffice), and watch the way he would've, but with hopefully far less swearing. I love you, dad. Thank you
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the tenth anniversary of my dad's death, our favorite baseball team returns to the playoffs. If he were here today...actually, he would make up an excuse to not watch it because he always just assumed they would lose. He would also do this for Badgers and Packers games
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll be in Wisconsin a month from now for the game, which also means if the offensive line pisses me off, I can't just turn it off
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE
KING DARNELL WASHINGTON ON THE MOVE
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not even Slipknot could make me want to go to Soldier Field
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Resident Evil is about a bumbling idiot who fights his way through way too many tentacles and constant bad decisions. It's pretty fun
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bless them for trying, but why should this be any different than the previous thousand attempts?
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol, look at this stupid idiot
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey guys, I think the Badgers might be boned
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