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Jimmy Driscoll

@jokesdriscoll.bsky.social
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Funny but tortured.

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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The President of the United States joked about the Iranians bombing my city and murdering me. LOL?
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got to see The Growlers at the Greek Theater on Saturday and they were exquisite. One of the best shows I have ever been to. Good vibes all around. I especially loved when they played this catchy little number: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzJM...
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The Growlers - “Problems III” (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Growlers
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stroke victims are often given leg braces to help them walk.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shoutout to all the pets around the world who are literally keeping millions of people sane right now.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/10/2026
i come to a disturbing conclusion in the past few weeks: i believe white rasta guys are on the verge of extinction
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm really digging this satanic doo wop band Twin Temple. Ya ever hear of these cats? Here's a taste. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJfE...
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Love You To Death
YouTube video by Twin Temple - Topic
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He looks barking mad.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Loud or unexpected noises distress people with dementia.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Starting QBs are dropping like flies and it's only week 2.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So notoriously anti-LGBTQ Lauren Boebert had a sexual relationship with a woman on her staff and then paid her hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep quiet? Republican hypocrisy is so shameless.
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Lauren Boebert accused of sex with three staffers in complaint alleging $200K hush payment
An explosive sworn complaint filed with the House Ethics Committee alleges Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) carried on a sexual relationship with her district director in the office, in a car and in campaig...
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Average gas price in L.A right now for regular is $6.18 a gallon. Can anyone top that?
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yo, yo, yo. The new cat just dropped. www.nbcnews.com/science/envi...
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is slender, spotted and smaller than a house cat. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't even know what to call this. Is Senator Ghostface verbal? I saw he had to have someone standing over him telling him how to vote. I can't decide if this is elder abuse or just an evil motherfucker clinging to power. Hang it up!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wrong holiday season but it's never not a good time to admire this fabulous couple. Photo from my collection, 1963.
Photo of an older, light skinned woman in a voluminous pink night gown. She’s sitting on a couch, cradling a seal point cat upside down like a baby in her arms. Sitting next to her is a fabulous shiny silver mini Christmas tree decorated with balls.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"
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Retire in peace
McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys, I just watched 'Supergirl' and I didn't enjoy it. The villain is the prototypical post-apocalyptic dude that we've seen in hundreds of films since Mad Max came out in 1979. The gal that plays Supergirl was okay. I give it a C+.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This lady was diagnosed with Alzheimer's but still remembers her cat Repost of @Viraal_x: Original post
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love how Ted has so little self-awareness he thought he could ooze out of his right wing bubble and not get booed. Newsflash dude. You suck!
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RFK Jr. just bragged that under Trump, obesity is down by 7%. Yeah, because you've made everything unsafe to eat numbnuts!
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Football is back baby!! Anyone else excited for the season?
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The President of the United States is posting videos of himself as The Green Lantern online. Repeat. The recently brunette President thinks he has a magic ring.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The other day I saw a WOMAN driving a cybertruck. I couldn't believe my eyes!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
REPUBLICANS: Covering up any crime is wrong and shows a moral failing. But covering up pedophilia is so depraved it shows absolute moral turpitude.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For being terrified of people receiving government money for nothing, the Republicans sure do like receiving government money for nothing. After a 5 week vacation, House Republicans decided to take the rest of September off. Do these bums ever work?
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Turns out Senator John Fetterman is a lazy, disinterested, oaf. I DID have that on my bingo card.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How Fox News solves a problem like Maria.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Proof of Delivery
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The dope who spends his time napping and golfing thinks we get too many holidays you guys.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's terrifying to see Republicans are already trying to cheat in the November election. Tarrant county in Texas is shutting down 92 polling places to supress the vote and Trump is still actively trying to sabotage mail in voting. I fucking hate them so much.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Listening to "The Best of Flock of Seagulls". They weren't just about iconic haircuts. They had some bangers.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just got out of a movie called 'The Dog Stars'. It stars Jacob Elordi as a mechanic who flies around in his beat up plane navigating Colorado after a virus took out most of the population. Josh Brolin plays the same grizzled ex-military character he is in every film. Grade C.
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A mama chimp at The Sedgwick County Zoo is despondent as her newborn baby was taken from her after birth to get oxygen at the vet for a few days. Here they are reunited. 😍🥹❤️
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's been 75 days since anyone has seen Mitch McConnell alive.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know it's only preseason but P fucking U do the Commanders stink. They're off to an awful start.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Americans can’t afford groceries, gas, rent and healthcare but not to worry. Trump is renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. So tired of this shit.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Real talk. Do you feel bad for farmers even though they keep voting against their own best interest and fucking themselves? For me it's a -
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Commodus' Thumbs Down in Gladiator
ALT: Commodus' Thumbs Down in Gladiator
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God really sucks at his job. I prayed for him to kill the 80 year old from Home Alone 2 and he took this man instead. I should have been more specific. Here's the coolest pic I could find of the late, great, Tim Curry.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God took the wrong 80 year old blonde. Safe home to the great Dolly Parton. What a beautiful soul.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026
It doesn’t bother me he keeps falling asleep, only that he keeps waking up.
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real talk. Does Natalie Harp change Trump's diapers?
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Jimmy Driscoll @jokesdriscoll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Imported horse meat to own the libs.
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