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John Wing

@johnwing5.bsky.social
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comedian. Writer. The Bad Piano Player Podcast.

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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Starting my based-on-a-true-story screenplay: “The Legend of Ballsachter”.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm no fashion expert, Muslim-hating protestor, but your "Never Forgive" sign clashes with that crucifix.
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Toronto Mike @torontomike.com · 09/09/2026
I love it when Ralph Benmergui visits. Today he dropped by to tell me I don't hate jazz. He makes a compelling argument! www.torontomike.com/2026/09/ralp...
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Ralph Benmergui Says You Don't Hate Jazz: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1968
In this 1968th episode of Toronto Mike'd, Mike chats with Ralph Benmergui about people who think they hate jazz but don't realize they actually love it. This episode is exactly 1:15:36. You can listen...
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Periodic reminder that your "concerns" about trans people are being beamed directly into your head by a small cadre of incredibly rich psychopaths.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I read this, and you should as well
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I suppose if they wanted to attack Abdul Al-Sayed for the policies he's trying to bring to Michigan, but it's just so much easier for his opponent to appeal to the racism, so virulent within the GOP, and so much simpler to believe since you don't need to know anything. In fact, it's a requirement.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you're legitimately worried about men competing in women's sports, I encourage you to Google Dr. Renee Richards, and marvel at all the tennis titles she won in the 70s and 80s.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
On September 8th 1954, almost 72 years ago, Marilyn Bell, not yet 17, swam across Lake Ontario, the first person ever to do it. It was so embarrassing that a man hadn't done it first that a later President renamed the lake to mitigate the shame of a woman beating men in any sport.
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Toronto Mike @torontomike.com · 27/08/2026
I personally do not care if the asshat orders his minions to rename Lake Ontario. They are not a serious country
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is it difficult to be as ignorant as Jesse Watters? He is such a fucking idiot SO effortlessly.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey @VanNuysFlyaway, do you EVER PICK UP ANYONE after terminal five at LAX? Asking for a friend who looks like me who’s watched FOUR completely full buses pass me in the last hour
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Trump Supporters, voting for the cruelty they love more than Jesus, staying for the staggering incompetence they can't even admit while they're fucking DROWNING in it.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Coming soon to a Northwest Territories or Yukon Territory Theater near you. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Canadian comedian John Wing heads north for a four-city tour in the Northwest Territories and the Yukon | CBC News
After decades performing at comedy clubs and festivals across North America, the Los Angeles-based comedian brings his wit and storytelling skills north to delight audiences from Hay River to Dawson C...
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I spent the day being warned by Trump voters that Abdul El-Sayed is manipulative and intellectually dishonest. Each time i would ask them if they could identify the nose on the front of their face. None were able to.
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Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🚨 Yet again, NO LINK ‼️ No link. No link. No link. No link. No link. Can we kill this zombie lie? Alas, probably not. 🧟‍♀️ A study of more than 2.5 million children concluded that the MMR vaccine does not increase autism risk www.technologynetworks.com/biopharma/ne... #VaccinesWork
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No Link Between MMR Vaccine and Autism, Study Finds
A national study of more than 2.5 million children found no association between receiving the first MMR vaccine before age 2 and an autism diagnosis. The study reinforces evidence supporting MMR vacci...
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Coming Soon...
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Robert Kennedy Jr., I must say, not only got owned by Dana Bash, but he also showed himself to have the temperament and intellect of a four year old. In an adult, it looks like insanity. "If I just keep talking loudly, no one will realize that I don't have a fucking clue about anything."
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey James Carville: Bye
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Based solely on who opposes him, Fauci is a great man.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hey @thehighsign.bsky.social I read they're finally showing Gasoline Gus this summer in Muskegon. Are you going to be there? Hope it plays on television soon after.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Bad Piano player has an episode to share. On all les platformes, mes amis! Forgotten Jazz Songs of the 1940s. Tune in and be transported to another time. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
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Forgotten Jazz of the 1940s
Podcast Episode · The Bad Piano Player · July 21 · 36m
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey @nationalreview.bsky.social there are just SO many things we're dealing with right now that it would be appropriate to lose your shit over, but you chose to lose it over a movie. A fuckin' MOVIE. Take a hydration break, fellas.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's impressive how many ways the Trump administration comes up with to make other countries think we should go fuck ourselves.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just remember, of the two teams playing the World Cup Final, neither could beat Cabo Verde in regular time.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ryan Fox - hail the Kiwi winning the Open! Epic
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J. Nguyen @hoankiem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When I was involved in Orange County Republican youth activism I avidly read James Burnham, Frank Meyer, Whittaker Chambers. This radical branch of American conservatism, filled with ex-Trotskyists, have been complaining about “the left’s hold on culture” since late 1940s. They’re still complaining.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Because it's not really about The Odyssey. It's about the insatiable craving for outrage and grievance. They are constantly starved for things to be angry about.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rory was asked about Bryson and he gave his opinion, without emotion or malice, stating plain facts. ALL the headlines screamed "RORY RIPS BRYSON". If the statement, " I think it's performative," is a RIP, a DAGGER, a savage insult, then I pray these snowflakes never get truly insulted. They'd die.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bryson DeChambeau has threatened to not play tomorrow if he misses any more putts.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
John Fetterman is threatening to leave the Democratic Party if it becomes(his words) "Anti-Israel". John, just f***ing leave already. The door's right there. Don't let it hit you in the ass. Bye now.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey @southwestair-inc.bsky.social you used to be a pretty good airline. But i had to fly you this week four times. Not one plane had a plug in to charge a device. Not ONE. Your rewards program is IMPOSSIBLE to log into and the paid wifi is utter shit. Nice job.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Too many people today seem to believe that being full of shit is a superpower.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/07/2026
Starting October 1, businesses will be required to make cancellations as easy as sign-ups. The rule is projected to save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million each year. If you’re stuck in a subscription trap, report it at nyc.gov/Consumers.
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File Complaint - DCWP
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Charlotte? You Okay?
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Bad Piano Player Podcast has several episodes I know you're waiting to listen to. Here s the most recent. Enjoy, music history lovers. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
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Billboard Bottoms of the 70s
Podcast Episode · The Bad Piano Player · July 7 · 46m
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Be kind. Insufferable dude-bros have had a tough day.
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
BREAKING: US to withdraw from the International Court of Poetic Justice.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is one of the craziest World Cup games ever
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is bullshit. He's absolutely full of it.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I have never seen a sex scene in a porno that advanced the plot.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dear Edmonton Oiler fans: No, this isn't going to work, either. Love, a former Toronto fan.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Mamdani has to patch things up with Congressional Democrats? Really? They should HIRE the M-f-er to teach them basic messaging.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey @Frontier, A Verizon company, my home internet, which I PAY for, has been out for more than nine hours now. ANY UPDATES???
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He couldn't fix a prizefight.
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's more than "wildly misleading" friends. It's what I would call "a GODDAMNED LIE". A lie designed SPECIFICALLY to piss YOU off.
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Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Do vaccines save lives? Yep! Does antivaxx BS kill? Yep. 👇 Cervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England: study www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
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Cervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England: study
The HPV vaccine for cervical cancer has reduced the risk of dying from the disease before the age of 30 in England to almost zero, the first study of its kind showed Thursday.
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Veritable Virgo™ @veritablevirgo.net · 14/06/2026
#HappyPrideMonth2026 #LGBTQIA ^VV "Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice." - John Fugelsang
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Good luck today, Billy Horschel. Rooting for you. #RBCCanadianOpen
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The bad piano player dropped a special episode yesterday, in case you didn't hear or don't subscribe (which is free). Our fourth foray into the all time song-credit leader on IMDB, the one and only Harry Warren (1893-1981). Find it and enjoy some great music. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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Harry Warren IIII
Podcast Episode · The Bad Piano Player · June 9 · 44m
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John Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If humanity gets any lower than Ted Cruz, please send an alert to my phone.
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