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@johnsw.bsky.social
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 7h
Spooky
A screen grab from a creepy Amazon page about me under "Interests and Hobbies" it says "Appreciates quality spirits"
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 14h
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 14h
In a bizarre and confusing twist, tory donors have invested in iron ore futures, and a pub in the Cotwolds has incorporated a business to consult on importing cast iron.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 16h
So the pollsters know where the pollees live. So do they use that information to extrapolate the results of notional General Election?
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 17h
Are the local poll results mapped onto actual seats? A split like this might mean both the Tories and reform both being the SDP at the next election.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 23h
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21h
Remains the best cartoon ever.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎵 Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Annie Hall... 🎶
@ boston.com
Ringo Starr returns to Forest
Hills Stadium
The 86-year-old drummer played the Queens venue for the first time since his former band performed there in
1964. The concert featured a mix of classic rock hits alongside his current arous.
Generated with Al, which can make mistakes

The picture is of Woody Allen.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The EdStone was, at 8 1/2 feet, 10 times less cringe than this.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apropos of nothing.
Ian Mckellen as Richard III wearing a nazi-coded uniform, with a microphone in front of him and a red, black and white banner behind.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone call menswear guy.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could they not have used a less antisemitic AI?
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Norman MacCaig
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI. i don't know how AI did it but it's a AI.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I scroll down will I find out how the Greens would address the portability of wealth?
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wonderful comment from the proven experts of what makes a good episode of Dr Who
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Doctor Who's Thumbs Up
Alt: Matt Smith as Doctor Who holding his thumbs up
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Name a film with a woman director, Aftersun by Charlotte Wells, a mediation on depression that might just be the film of the decade.
A poster for the film Aftersun showing Paul Mescal and Frankie Corio from behind, looking at the sea.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do need to find something good. I've nearly finished 100 Years of Solitude, and that awful Reacher spin off will end one day.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I genuinely don't understand why any able bodied person drives in London unless lorry, van or taxi. It's the most public transport friendly place in the UK.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well now I'm going to double not watch it.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven't seen that one. Does it objectify women for the male gaze?
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sure they've ruined something you like since then.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
May their grapes be always out of reach.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a special place in Hades for the Netflix git who cancelled Kaos.
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is 4 for £1.00.
Sign in a Clacton charity shop which reads Books 99p each. Fact based books 4 for £1.00
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's just believe them for a moment. If I made a car without brakes, no one would describe the car as "going rogue", because, and I can't emphasise this enough, cars are not sapient.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you tried asking bastard copilot to fix it?
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cool, my current bookmark is a ticket from the Magritte Museuem in Brussels.
An audio guide ticket poking out of a book (Emily Wilson, Crossing The Wine Dark Sea). The ticket has a picture of the Magritte painting Black Magic on it, which is far too naked to be fully shown on Bluesky.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I lost IQ points just reading that.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The joy of squashing all your peasants into a knight.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Mandalorian: This Is The Way
Alt: The Mandalorian saying "This Is The Way"
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of a morbid sense of curiosity. "
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The modern one smells of C people, or C+ people, probably.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They also have a data centre one, to mark the end of our civilisation.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/01/2026
#totp
The Totp logo but it says Fuck off the snooker
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh there's an after credits scene, but it's not great.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The main characters would approve of the percy pigs.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And now this nonsense has been pretending to news on the radio all afternoon.
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Cat Neilan @catneilan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When I went to Reform to ask why Tice had not declared his trip properly, Tice's response was to ask if I was antisemitic This is a vindication of sorts (also for @garethceredig.bsky.social, and the Naked Week team who had to reassure me that I wasn't) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Richard Tice apologises for not declaring Israel trip during debate
The visit, funded by Reform Friends of Israel, was declared in his register of interests but not during the debate.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Burnham has the opportunity to do the funniest thing here.
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 15/09/2026
In a way, this message is brought to you by the Glendale Public Library. John Mulaney announces the #Emmy award for Lead Actor in a Drama like only a man's man can.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
See also Andy Weir. Problem solving man uses problem solving powers to solve problems.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I cannot tell you what absolute fiction this is. AI is heading for a crash and this cackhanded Terminator narrative is being engineered to save them. The fact that the unsubstantiated testimony of a former employee has been the top story on BBC News all day is absurd and irresponsible.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peaks at book 2.
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John @johnsw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maintaining Top Parent standing by booking myth obsessed eldest child into a showing of Jason and the Argonauts. With a Mark Kermode introduction.
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