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John Semley

@johnsemley3000.bsky.social
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writer and researcher, covering books, films, and psychoactivity, in no particular order. a pocket full of spare change and anger unlimited.

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The Baffler @thebaffler.com · 18h
In “Primetime,” Robert Pattison performs a caricature of Chris Hansen, self-styled predator hunter extraordinaire. As @johnsemley3000.bsky.social argues, the film’s manic sensationalism is as divisive as America’s own vexed relationship with pedophilia.
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PEDOGEDDON! | John Semley
This is not some “docudrama.” It’s a fugue. A fever dream. An insane, hysterical, hideous opera.
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 21h
I have a piece in @theguardian.com about Canadian veterans, and their families, reacting to the Trump Administration's unkind comments about Canada's military. "To hear him spit on our sacrifice is insulting, it’s hurtful, and it’s disrespectful to the dead." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Spit on our sacrifice’: Canadian veterans fume after Trump and allies take jibes at military
Military families say Trump officials ‘owe us an apology’ after disparaging remarks by JD Vance, Pete Hegseth and others
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WIRED @wired.com · 06/10/2026
From their dorky parties to their weird walks, the movie holds OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and other stakeholders with contempt, while demonstrating their recklessness.
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‘Artificial’ Roasts AI’s Creators—and Sends a Dark Warning About Its Dangers
From their dorky parties to their weird walks, the movie holds OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and other stakeholders with contempt, while demonstrating their recklessness.
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
for @thebaffler.com: I wrote about Chris Hansen, TO CATCH A PREDATOR, and PRIMETIME as a definitive post-9/11 document. thebaffler.com/latest/pedog...
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PEDOGEDDON! | John Semley
This is not some “docudrama.” It’s a fugue. A fever dream. An insane, hysterical, hideous opera.
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Toronto Life @torontolifemag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first season of James Donaldson’s reality competition show was supposed to be a symbiotic relationship: the local film and TV industry would get an injection of cash and jobs, and the production would enjoy generous Canadian tax credits. The reality was far less tame
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Feeding the Beast: When Beast Games crash-landed in Toronto, it left a trail of destruction in its wake - Toronto Life
When Beast Games crash-landed in Toronto, it was supposed to be a symbiotic relationship: the local film and TV industry would get an injection of cash and...
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you for reading Emma!
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emma dawn @emmadawn.com · 11/09/2026
I'm trying to non-algorithmically find things to read on the Internet lately and am pleased to have found this wonderful piece by @johnsemley3000.bsky.social ! It hit perfectly for me between a Six Feet Under series watch and a seasonal program of SFX-heavy movies. harpers.org/archive/2026...
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A Dying Art, by John Semley
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think Mike Balazo’s story about being an usher at MAMA MIA where they had to take a moment of silence before launching into “Dancing Queen” is pretty funny.
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he should have answered my questions about it in the first place imo!
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For the @thestar.com, I wrote about Doug Ford's anti-Trump chest-puffing, and why the enemy of my enemy is not always my friend. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
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John Semley: When it comes to this premier, Donald Trump’s enemy is still my enemy
Trump shouldn’t be a distraction from the many reasons to be critical of Doug Ford’s track record.
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Manisha Krishnan @manishakrishnan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Geese actually had a pretty chill response to our psyop story in their new Rolling Stone interview. They wondered the same thing! www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Stefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Alright honey the NYtimes is doing a profile on us. Make sure your best Bo Jackson jersey is clean for the photo shoot.
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fun new journalism trend: high school newspapers facing censorship and legal threats. Luckily, groups have emerged to support the scholastic press. For the @theguardian.com, I looked at how teen reporters are bearing the burden of being "the enemy of the people." www.theguardian.com/law/ng-inter...
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Even 17-year-old reporters need a first amendment lawyer now
As high school journalists face censorship from sources and their own school officials, they’re calling in attorneys
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy to appear on CBC's FrontBurner to talk about PROTEINMAXXING, the relentless quantification of the self, and the grim inevitably of death. Fun chat! www.cbc.ca/radio/frontb...
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Protein-maxxing and the age of self-optimization | CBC Radio
From protein-maxxing to tracking sleep scores and step counts, what's behind the drive for a quantified and optimized self?
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For @thestar.com this week, I wrote about some of my most cherished memories of “Lake America.” whttps://www.thestar.com/opinion/contributors/trump-is-like-freddy-krueger-the-more-you-think-about-the-horror-tropes-the-stronger-they-get/article_d660dcdc-ef53-494e-9f9b-34359458aa2a.html
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John Semley: Donald Trump is like Freddy Krueger. The more you think about the horror tropes, the stronger they get
We should take the high road. Or, you know, shut down the Welland Canal
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For @thestar.com this week, I wrote about some of my most cherished memories of “Lake America.” whttps://www.thestar.com/opinion/contributors/trump-is-like-freddy-krueger-the-more-you-think-about-the-horror-tropes-the-stronger-they-get/article_d660dcdc-ef53-494e-9f9b-34359458aa2a.html
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John Semley: Donald Trump is like Freddy Krueger. The more you think about the horror tropes, the stronger they get
We should take the high road. Or, you know, shut down the Welland Canal
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
looking to talk with Canadian military vets and families about recent Canada/US tensions, for an article. get at me! please RT!
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Theo Ward @theoward.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fascinated by this excellent piece by @johnsemley3000.bsky.social.
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thank you for reading!
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Armed with various putties, fillers, waxes, and bundles of human hair, their goal was to produce a visage worthy of an open casket.” John Semley (@johnsemley3000.bsky.social) reports from a mortuary arts competition. buff.ly/Iq92CM7
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A Dying Art, by John Semley
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...
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We're Just Going To Keep Doing 2020 Again Until All The Wrong Stuff Is True | Defector
In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...
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KERA Think @think.kera.org · 04/08/2026
Open caskets used to be fairly standard, but we’re losing the artists who make that possible. John Semley joins host Krys Boyd to discuss the history, culture and economics of morticians, why their particular trade is quickly going out of fashion.
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The demise of the open casket funeral - Think
Open caskets used to be fairly standard, but we’re losing the artists who make that possible. John Semley joins host Krys Boyd to discuss the history, culture and economics of morticians, why their...
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
John Semley, who reported on the dying art of the open-casket ceremony, spoke with Jess Bergman about the history of undertakers, the corporatization of funeral parlors, and communal grieving. buff.ly/woZYM9N
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
do I know any Calgary journos who would be willing to do me—or, really, a colleague of mine—a journalism related favour? please reach out, if so!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🐳 You’re God damned right @hesterblum.bsky.social & I made a TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE PODCAST just about 𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐘-𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊. Subscribe now at exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick & enjoy our thrilling trailer:
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Mark Athitakis @mathitak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This piece on the decline of restoring corpses for open-casket funerals is excellent, and not as morbid as you might think. After all, "their labor is intended for the living." harpers.org/archive/2026...
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“As consumer tastes shift toward closed caskets and cremations, reflecting a general American ambivalence toward the traditions of ritualized bereavement, demand for posthumous primping has fallen dramatically.” —John Semley (@johnsemley3000.bsky.social)
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WXPN @wxpnfm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sad news to hear about the passing of Glen Hansard. He was a one of a kind generational singer-songwriter. Glen was a great friend of ours & us of him. Here's his last visit with us w/ The Swell Season last year on @worldcafe.bsky.social w/ @rahrahraina.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlmn...
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The Swell Season on World Cafe
YouTube video by World Cafe
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“While restoration may be a moribund art, the atmosphere at the NFDA showcase was anything but sepulchral.” —John Semley (@johnsemley3000.bsky.social) harpers.org/archive/2026...
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Even better! Thanks again!
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Thank you!
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Katy Telling @katytelling.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
CW: take care with yourself because this deals frankly with death and grief and makes mention of tragic passings, mutilation, and viscera (not luridly, mind) But I found this to be an extraordinarily thoughtful and humane piece of writing to begin the day. harpers.org/archive/2026...
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“These days, the American way of death seems less like denial than desensitization. We may still fear the reaper, but we are also bored by him.” John Semley (@johnsemley3000.bsky.social) on the dying art of the open casket.
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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
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WIRED @wired.com · 27/07/2026
Emily Wilson’s 2017 translation of Homer’s epic—the first by a woman—was called a woke “abomination” by online reactionaries. Christopher Nolan’s blockbuster film faced similar critiques long before its release.
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The New ‘Odyssey’ Movie Is Sparking a Right-Wing Backlash. This Female Scholar Knows It Well
Emily Wilson’s 2017 translation of Homer’s epic—the first by a woman—was called a woke “abomination” by online reactionaries. Christopher Nolan’s film is facing similar critiques.
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"A traditional funeral arrangement, including a basic casket, hearse, embalming, restoration, and various other professional fees, averages about $8,300 in the US. Direct cremation, meanwhile, can be accomplished for as little as $795, inclusive of the urn."
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In @thestar.com today, I wrote about how the World Cup was a success for the US--in spite of Donald Trump's best efforts to ruin it. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
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John Semley: How the American people trump their government’s tyrannical behaviour to embody a lofty ideal
During the World Cup, the U.S. embodied a lofty ideal even as their government behaved badly
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In the new issue of @harpers.bsky.social, I wrote about the history, and narrowing future, of the restorative arts: that is, the craft of rendering corpses casket-ready. I watched morticians face off in a corpse-head restoration contest, and travelled to DC to watch a restoration up-close.
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“While restorative artists are accustomed to battling the ravages of time, it is now coming for their own discipline.” John Semley (@johnsemley3000.bsky.social) on the state of the mortuary arts.
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In the new issue of @harpers.bsky.social, I wrote about the history, and narrowing future, of the restorative arts: that is, the craft of rendering corpses casket-ready. I watched morticians face off in a corpse-head restoration contest, and travelled to DC to watch a restoration up-close.
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/07/2026
So much of this culture war jockeying, writes WIRED contributor John Semley, exists purely online, to sustain an infrastructure of monetized outrage that is increasingly preoccupied with Western chauvinism, racism, and just plain antisocial weirdness.
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‘The Odyssey’ Backlash Failed Tremendously
For all the hysteria over “woke” casting and ahistorical choices, Christopher Nolan’s epic is on track to make $200 million globally during its opening weekend.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
For all the hysteria over “woke” casting and ahistorical choices, Christopher Nolan’s epic is on track to make $200 million globally during its opening weekend. www.wired.com/story/the-od...
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‘The Odyssey’ Backlash Failed Tremendously
For all the hysteria over “woke” casting and ahistorical choices, Christopher Nolan’s epic is on track to make $200 million globally during its opening weekend.
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atomic bog body from HELL @jessicapancakes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
great stuff from @maxread.info on the boys and their formats
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The anti-IMAX populist backlash | Read Max
Greetings from Read Max HQ! You're reading Read Max, a twice-weekly newsletter guide to the present, the future, and sometimes the past. Tod
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Brice Ezell @briceezell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Amazing piece by @johnsemley3000.bsky.social on JD Vance's new book, and the whole phenomenon of the "convert to Catholicism for trad" trend of which Vance is a (particularly unpersuasive) advocate. thebaffler.com/latest/catho...
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Manisha Krishnan @manishakrishnan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@johnsemley3000.bsky.social drove 40 minutes to get to a sold out 8 am screening of The Odyssey—the movie is not going to fail but the reactionary backlash sure did. www.wired.com/story/the-od...
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‘The Odyssey’ Backlash Failed Tremendously
For all the hysteria over “woke” casting and ahistorical choices, Christopher Nolan’s epic is on track to make $200 million globally during its opening weekend.
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Johnny McBob (Maigret arc) @wolfmanramirez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is very funny throughout but this line really sent me "They’re purchased at airports, thoughtlessly, as last-minute gifts for grandparents, who smile, and pat the cover mock-appreciatively from the hospital bed before depositing them in a shoebox, to be ferried to a charity thrift shop."
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benji, the jack of hearts 🔆🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦🌹 @destroytime.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
and now i got a catholic block inside of my head...
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Read and reviewed JD Vance's new come-to-Jesus memoir, COMMUNION, for @thebaffler.com. With thoughts on the weird new alchemy of catholicism and American conservatism, the vexing rise of the adult catholic convert, and the Little Free Library publishing ecosystem. thebaffler.com/latest/catho...
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Catholic Bloc | John Semley
Having eagerly accepted the yoke of Catholic guilt, J. D. Vance’s project is to fit the whole of America within those bonds.
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