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Ichabod Portsmouth

@johnnyesquire.bsky.social
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My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? (Smash Mouth quotes are not endorsement, but do act as a grim warning on climate change when revisited.) He/him. (Image by @Gedodfx from the other place)

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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 18h
Peregrine Falcon the fastest animal on the planet, capable of reaching hunting dive speeds over 240 mph the world's most widespread raptor, found on every continent except Antarctica 📷: James Sengul Photography #birds
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hell Utah probably has a Galadriel in their ‘28 class, give it a minute
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Ichabod Portsmouth @johnnyesquire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Watching the Nebraska/Indiana game, and Gus Gus' pronunciation of the Husker QB (non-manhunter div) led my wife yo ask from the other room "...did he say Galadriel?" Didn't have the heart to say anything but yes.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sir Jacob William Rees-Mogging.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...
shrouded figure on CBS
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Ichabod Portsmouth @johnnyesquire.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@itsfelder.bsky.social
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a yellow minion with a big eye is waving his hands
ALT: a yellow minion with a big eye is waving his hands
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Ian @ianlivingston.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is basically Mike Johnson’s whole reason for being for instance
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
top notch mascottin'
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Brutus writing the script Ohio in the snow and the Michigan grounds crew scrambling to get rid of it is a perfect mascot bit
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Ichabod Portsmouth @johnnyesquire.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Consider the debt Hummer owners now owe to Cybertruck owners. #highthoughts #douchecanoes #thywatchisover
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Ichabod Portsmouth @johnnyesquire.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
@abbeyst.bsky.social hey gurl hey
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Ichabod Portsmouth @johnnyesquire.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@jeremytache.bsky.social what would you call what you were wearing on the Lebatard show today? Is it a cardigan? A shacket? It was nice.
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Anand Giridharadas @anandwrites.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
New interview: I talked to @chrislhayes.bsky.social about how attention became the new oil and gas, and how you can wrest it back from extractive oligarchs who are Trump’s new BFFs. the.ink/p/pay-attent...
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Pay attention to this
Author and MSNBC anchor Chris Hayes on why your attention is so valuable, how oligarchs try to steal it from you, and how together we can wrest it back
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
US median voters have wonderous minds
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I woke up this morning thinking about Marc Maron’s 2017 stand-up special “Too Real,” which holds up unfortunately, painfully well.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event… It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/01/2025
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"You can't script this. Roommates when (Quinn) Ewers was at Ohio State. [Jack Sawyer] spoils his dream with that strip-sack and touchdown." - Chris Fowler 🏈 🎙️ #CFP
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Barbados Jim @barbadosjim.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Cam Skattebo getting carried into a Senor Frogs by Arizona State students like valkyries carrying a warrior to Valhalla @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
what is clear and what has been clear is that these folks will never have enough. there will never be enough power or adoration or money or really anything. never enough.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Only Democrats can preside over a historic drop in crime that followed a historic spike under the past and future Republican president and get lambasted by other Democrats for not taking crime seriously.
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 20/12/2024
You still have people saying, "I don't see any evidence that Musk is a neo-Nazi." And it's like, I can't know what's in his heart, but he follows them on Twitter, retweets them, promotes their conspiracy theories, parrots their rhetoric, and now recommends their party for Germany. But who knows?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
In a sane world Elon Musk would not just have less power, but no power at all. Not even a drivers license. He’d be the town creep who everyone shuns and throws rotten fruit and garbage at on sight. Gollum only more annoying.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
America isn't "headed for bankruptcy," no matter what South African Michael Scott says here. But if he's really concerned about the federal government's balance sheet, he should urge Trump to raise taxes on individuals like him and businesses like the ones he owns. Problem solved.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Reminder: This is why Gus Johnson refers to them as the "world famous" Ohio State Buckeyes.
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Here's why Gus Johnson calls them the 'world-famous Ohio State Buckeyes'
A lot of viewers are tired of hearing Gus Johnson refer to them as the "world-famous Ohio State Buckeyes" but he's got a good reason.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Starship Troopers remains undefeated as a honeytrap for fascist dipshits
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/08/2023
"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
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Dani cRabaiotti 🦀 @danirabaiotti.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
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4 panel meme:

1. Cuckoo. Text reads : I'm going to lay an egg
2. Dunnock (common cuckoo host) : in your own nest right?
3: cuckoo: ...
4. Dunnock: In your own nest right!!?
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Ichabod Portsmouth @johnnyesquire.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
We out here.
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