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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AND I missed a Godzilla double feature at the New Bev??? It’s just hit after hit.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Truly gutted that I couldn’t afford to go to the Dodgers’ Godzilla night.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And here I thought no one could remake Chaplin

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Waiting to ambush my cat and give her her heart medicine.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m a couple episodes into Lanterns and it’s fine I guess, but nothing so far has convinced me this needed to be a mature show. In fact it’s sort of distracting.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My fiancé and I are almost through the second season of True Blood (first time watch) and it’s taking all my willpower not to look up how things work out for my favorite characters so that I know whether they are safe or not.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The best and most supportive place on the internet (especially for men) is r/bald. The moral support and encouragement on that sub is like sustenance.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If Robert Eggers had made The Odyssey we would’ve 100% seen some cyclops dong.

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sam @samthielman.com · 02/02/2026

Imagine being allowed to look at Lupita Nyong'o and complaining about it

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Dr. in the Bronze Age maternity ward: “Congratulations! It’s twin girls!” “Oh shoot, we only had one name picked out. Let’s go with Clytemnestra and uh- Helen! Yeah, that’ll do. Clytemnestra and Helen.”

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Oh man give me Agamemnon in that ridiculous armor. I’m all about it.

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 03/07/2026

happy return of the living dead day 🧟

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.

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Angelica Jade Bastién @angelicabastien.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I got personal and fiery in my latest newsletter piece about Disclosure Day. I discuss why I loved the film, my own sensitive nature, having hope for humanity, the troubling misreadings of the film, and why cynicism is not wisdom. angelicabastien.substack.com/p/disclosure...

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Open Your Fucking Heart: Why I Loved Disclosure Day, A Review and Rant in 17 Notes

Spielberg's Disclosure Day is a film of complex emotionality worth wrestling with. It led me to think about my own stubborn hopefulness and the problem with mistaking cynicism for wisdom.

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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

meanwhile, at wimbledon

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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Mamdani announces $15M for trans healthcare, includes launching a call/text resource support line. Notes city Law Dept filed an amicus brief against subpoenas for medical records. Hospitals suspended care to trans youth following a Trump EO. This seems to try working around that, doesn’t mention it

NEW YORK - Today, Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani announced three major new initiatives to safeguard and expand access to gender-affirming care for youth and adults across New York City. The initiatives represent a proactive $15 million investment at a time of growing uncertainty and escalating attacks from the federal government.
To safeguard access to gender-affirming care, Mayor Mamdani's administration will:
• Establish a direct care access fund for providers of youth gender-affirming care to help ensure that New Yorkers can continue to access medically necessary care.
• Launch a call and text line connecting New Yorkers with care, services, information, resources and support related to gender-affirming care.
• Fund research to identify gaps in health care access and outcomes for transgender and gender non-conforming New Yorkers. As the federal government retreats from supporting this critical research, New York City will invest in better understanding and meeting the needs of LGBTQ+ community.
Earlier this month, the City's Law Department submitted an amicus brief supporting a legal challenge brought on behalf of transgender youth and young adults opposing federal grand jury subpoenas seeking the medical records of patients who have received gender-affirming care. On Wednesday, a federal judge granted the injunction, blocking the U.S. Department of Justice from using subpoenas to access sensitive medical records of transgender patients.
Mayor Mamdani has directed the Law Department to be ready to respond, including potentially litigate, threats to end gender-affirming care for youth and adults from the federal government.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

She fell asleep watching Nope last night.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Short work week due to Monday holiday: Stressful Frantic “What day is it?” Short work week due to Friday holiday: Chill Relaxing “This rules” “Thursday is my Friday”

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 13/06/2026

you have been visited by the Cool Baby!!! repost for good luck

A very cool baby in a jean jacket vest, jorts, backwards baseball cap, sunglasses, and high tops. He is making a hand motion like he is dropping an invisible mic

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Dipping back into Fortnite and am compelled to post these clips here because my partner isn’t impressed /isn’t giving me the validation I crave.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Idk, AMC, maybe the endless error messages are hindering my attempts!

Screenshot of 7 notifications from the AMC theaters app asking if I’m still interested in the Odyssey tickets I was looking at as if it isn’t their app preventing me from making the purchase.

Another four AMC theaters notifications about Odyssey tickets. I’m so done with this fucking app, man. I still can’t get tickets.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Still just getting errors. Seems this is a movie I am not meant to see in 70mm IMAX. AMC and I have beef now.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Three hours of attempts and multiple times waiting in line and Odyssey tickets still elude me. What’s the point of a virtual queue if you can’t actually book tickets when you’re at the front? Good thing AMC isn’t on here because I’d send their social media person home in tears right now.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The list of candidates for governor in the CA primary reads like that scene in the 200 episode of American Dad where Roger lists off all his personas.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Genuinely cannot remember the last time I boarded a plane and the seat had a functioning headrest or didn’t haphazardly partially recline as soon as I sat down.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

How it feels to watch Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria:

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Apple needs a feature where Face ID can determine how irritable/pissed off a person is based on their face and then lock specified apps if you’re too mad. I’m requesting this personally.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My family in red states loves to say how lucky I am to live in a blue state. Meanwhile my senator does shit like this and if I’m too critical liberals tell me to instead be mad at the republicans that don’t represent me.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I’m afraid they have me hook, line, and sinker with the Black Flag remake.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

So is this site working today or….?

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Democrat messaging choices are wild. “Trump is a lying pedophile war criminal on death’s door who hates this country.” 👎🏻 “Trump used FOREIGN steel for his ballroom!!” 👍🏻

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

To all who celebrate

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Forest moon of Endor confirmed

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

PSA: All four Alien movies, both the AvP movies, and all their extended cuts (sans alt Alien cut) are now on HBO Max.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Great opportunity to share my poem, AI-generated content may be incorrect.

AI-generated content may be incorrect

The content is incorrect
I prompt and
prompt and
Prompt again
You analyze and generate
I write this poem while I wait
When you tell me that the work is done
I sigh because I know it’s wrong
I prompt and
Prompt and
Prompt again
This AI cycle has no end
Till lakes are dry and
Trees are dead
I’ll prompt and
Prompt and
Prompt again
The content is incorrect

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Wait did I miss Mueller Time?

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The vendor who operates the laundry machines in my apartment building — who has allowed the machines to be out of order for six weeks so far this year — just raised the prices by 50% without making any improvements whatsoever. When do we get to string up the capitalists? I’m getting antsy.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

*blows nose so hard it sounds like a trumpet* Zoom: “You’re muted, are you trying to talk?”

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

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