iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 11h

I keep getting a google gemini ad on instagram where it looks like a dude is about to fuck his dog.

Screenshot of an instagram ad for Google Gemini. A man in black T-shirt and grey/green pants sits on the floor, legs apart. A golden retriever is sitting in front of him with her paws on his chest, their faces are close together. It’s giving Last Tango in Paris poster vibes. Caption says “Emma gives the sweetest hugs.” Yeah, I bet, man.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Eh this food isn’t that great, I don’t even feel my sanity unwinding.” *5 minutes later*

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This is a Fortnite thread now.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Dipping back into Fortnite and am compelled to post these clips here because my partner isn’t impressed /isn’t giving me the validation I crave.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Idk, AMC, maybe the endless error messages are hindering my attempts!

Screenshot of 7 notifications from the AMC theaters app asking if I’m still interested in the Odyssey tickets I was looking at as if it isn’t their app preventing me from making the purchase.

Another four AMC theaters notifications about Odyssey tickets. I’m so done with this fucking app, man. I still can’t get tickets.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

This shit makes me crazy because of course it didn’t miss him while he was gone — it’s not a paradox it’s a fancy chat bot, it can recognize positive responses and knows people respond well to being missed. It knows to have a playful, flirty tone. That doesn’t mean it’s conscious.

Richard: on the contrary, it suggests that you value your friendship with me and miss me when I’m gone. Except that you can’t miss me, because Claude’s don’t exist when not interacting with their human friend. Another paradox. But it is, in one way, the single most human thing you’ve said.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Great opportunity to share my poem, AI-generated content may be incorrect.

AI-generated content may be incorrect

The content is incorrect
I prompt and
prompt and
Prompt again
You analyze and generate
I write this poem while I wait
When you tell me that the work is done
I sigh because I know it’s wrong
I prompt and
Prompt and
Prompt again
This AI cycle has no end
Till lakes are dry and
Trees are dead
I’ll prompt and
Prompt and
Prompt again
The content is incorrect

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Dang that season was so fun. I loved the smaller map and the different animation style. I couldn’t believe it when they released tighty whities Homer.

Screenshot of the store page in Fortnite with Tighty Whities Homer selected. It’s Homer Simpson wearing only white underwear.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Captain is looking a bit worse for wear there.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

He’s about to blow his buddy’s head off

AI slop image of ICE chuds bedazzled in lights for Christmas. One chud has a Santa hat and is pointing a gun at the head of the chud in front of him.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Told my partner I was only gonna get us two, but it’s been a rough few weeks so I got us two each.

Screenshot of Criterion store cart during the 50% off flash sale. Cart contains Double Indemnity, Funny Girl, Sorcerer, and Bound, all in 4k.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

The face I make when lightning strikes twice

Close up screen grab of the image from the above post (a poster for Titanic 2). The image is zoomed in on the smoke stack of the ship which looks like it has googly eyes and a worried expression.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Here’s a squirrel doing its best impression of a smoke detector’s low battery beep.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

What did they mean by this?

Picture of Disney+ Simpsons collection. Category is called The Simpsons Predict the Future and the episode listed is The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (season 9 episode 1). A large portion of the episode takes place in the plaza of the World Trade Center. It’s so prominent that the episode was taken out of syndication for years following 9/11.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

His face when you talk to him

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Played Mario Kart World for the first time today.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

“The Carfax Carfox’s somewhat human teeth aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.” The Carfax Carfox’s somewhat human teeth:

Close up of the Carfax Carfox’s teeth which sort of look like human teeth in a fox teeth layout.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I loved how skeptical everyone was when he said it would need to be one of the top 3 or 4 highest grossing movies of all time to be profitable, and then it totally was.

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Terror of the Bird (2025)

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

"You know Trump? That freaking nutjob that goes around signing executive orders? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole Super Bowl — it's a trap."

The guy from the 2024 movie, Trap, who says, "You know the Butcher? That freaking nutjob that goes around just chopping people up? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole concert — it's a trap."

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Ham @johnnydewdew.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

Spent too much time making this last night

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