Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear investors: Our IPO has a better chance of human extinction than turning a profit. 030
Reposted by Captain FantasticMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Artemis II crew returning to Earth. 359159522602
Reposted by Captain FantasticSpencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026An hour ago, Trump posted a video of himself saying, "To be a great nation, you must have religion and you must have god." On behalf of those who want neither: Pass and fuck off. 90880121
Reposted by Captain FantasticMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration. 14884766020439
Reposted by Captain FantasticTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein mentioned numerous times in the Trump files. 291009190
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Grand Moff Bessent on defying the Empire: 010
Reposted by Captain FantasticMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2025If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them. 391270508928
Reposted by Captain FantasticRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 09/09/2025When @wsj.com broke this story on Epstein's "birthday letter," they described this drawing as that of a "naked woman" and the outline of "a woman's body." SERIOUSLY? Imagine the uproar if the Journal had described this accurately. It's a girl. Not a woman. 952101515
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Crockett and Tubbs. Undercover in Miami, Circa 1985 010
Reposted by Captain Fantastic🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 11/08/2025ICE agents destroy the restaurant and steal food and supplies from Emiliano’s Mexican Restaurant in Pittsburg, PA while carrying out a raid. These thugs think they are beyond the law. Pay attention to the escalation of brazenness, the time to address it and stop it is now! 14022881377
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 07/08/2025www.facebook.com/share/r/1AbQ...facebook.comRedirecting... 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 28/05/2025No student debt to forgive when nobody gets to go to college!media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 25/05/2025From Fire to Racoon Robbers: telltale signs you’re driving a dumpster. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Nothing says nationhood like fucking your citizenry over for a buck. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 14/05/2025And just like that, Syrian sanctions were lifted. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Recruitment and retention. Recidivism and detention. 000
Reposted by Captain FantasticFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Australia's Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, "Reciprocal tariffs would be 0% not 10%" "This s not the act of a friend" "American people will pay the biggest price on these tariffs" 24846240
Reposted by Captain Fantastic𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/02/2025So now we know Donald Trump got onto Epstein’s plane 7 times, but we still don’t know how many times he got off on Epstein’s plane although it was probably in the teens. 1301364230
Reposted by Captain FantasticGetUp Australia @getup.org.au · 25/02/2025Two billion tonnes: that’s the expected increase in carbon emissions under Peter Dutton’s nuclear plan, according to new modelling from the Climate Change Authority. It's clearer than ever that our climate and our communities can't afford Dutton's toxic nuclear scheme. 02510
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/02/2025“If you had a choice between carrot and stick, would you settle for a carrot-shaped stick?” 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Who have thoughts SkyNet would destroy mankind over an antitrust dispute. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 08/02/2025The most telling actions in all of this, is not that Trump and Musk are fulfilling the Project2025 agenda; it’s all the complicity - nay reveling - of red-state local officials in enacting new and cruel ways to join the fray. All of them racist and cruel and oathless and finally off their leashes. 030
Reposted by Captain FantasticAskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 08/02/2025Jasmine Crockett and AOC are the future of the Democratic Party. Let them lead! 752305290
Reposted by Captain FantasticAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/02/2025Murphy: "We need to act like a real opposition party in the middle of a constitutional and democracy crisis. That means we should not be moving forward nominees or legislation in the Senate. Ds should not be giving votes to nominee or legislation in the Senate until Rs get serious about this crisis" 24905851813657
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/02/2025TLDR; I never thought the face-eating leopards would eat MY face. 000
Reposted by Captain FantasticNoelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 01/02/2025To all the women that voted for Trump, I hope you know your next pap smear might be performed by chimney sweeps since OBGYNs might be outlawed soon. 26211
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Big shout out to all the NRA Members and Gravy Seals that have been diligent in their sacrifice of school children to defend the 2nd Amendment in case a tyrannical government took over America who are suddenly so fucking complicit with one. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/01/2025When whatever comes after this nonsense arrives, I hope it has the good sense to do away with the Electoral College and give each American a voice of equal value. 011
Reposted by Captain FantasticJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad? 22585179911768
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 10/01/2025The media must see Stephen Miller is the Chaos Agent crafting Trump’s Mexico/Panama/Greenland nonsense to distract from the work being done behind the scenes to implement MAGA’s Project 2025 agenda. Republicans know this; it’s why they support Trump’s bonkers pressers - it’s all a bait and switch. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Looks like we’ve got a new co-leadership position opening up in the Administration as social media proprietors vie to become Trump’s Secretary of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda 010
Reposted by Captain FantasticMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was… 1885737498
Reposted by Captain FantasticMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/01/2025The United States is so broken and damaged, it has elected a CRIMINAL as its next president. What a horrible county. 1006315906115
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Tech-Elron calling MAGA-Elron retarded is a symptom of Punch-down Syndrome. 030
Reposted by Captain FantasticJane Caro @janecaro.bsky.social · 21/12/2024These billionaires & their acolytes are directly threatening the life chances of my grandchildren, and yours too. I cannot be polite about that or about them. 2724971
Reposted by Captain FantasticCALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 21/12/2024And of fucking course the media is congratulating Republicans for passing a neutered budget that stripped cancer funding for kids. No. That is like the bare minimum of their JOB. Fuck Republicans. Fuck Elon Musk. And fuck the media for still failing to cover any of them properly. 26890722038
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/12/2024The Biden and Obama administrations working to provide better access and lower the cost of healthcare. I’m baffled by the MAGA millions who would throw it all away for the sake of a fascist kleptocracy run by unelected oligarchs. 000