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Captain Fantastic

@johnnycoraki.bsky.social
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Formerly of Elon’s XChan. Part of a progressive, inclusive movement building a foundation for universal healthcare and education.✌️✅ DMs are an instablock transgression🚫, I’m not looking for a partner🚫, and I’m not going to subscribe to your OF🚫.

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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear investors: Our IPO has a better chance of human extinction than turning a profit.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Artemis II crew returning to Earth.
Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
An hour ago, Trump posted a video of himself saying, "To be a great nation, you must have religion and you must have god." On behalf of those who want neither: Pass and fuck off.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein mentioned numerous times in the Trump files.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Grand Moff Bessent on defying the Empire:
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
When @wsj.com broke this story on Epstein's "birthday letter," they described this drawing as that of a "naked woman" and the outline of "a woman's body." SERIOUSLY? Imagine the uproar if the Journal had described this accurately. It's a girl. Not a woman.
the drawing with his signature that's going around.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Crockett and Tubbs. Undercover in Miami, Circa 1985
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
ICE agents destroy the restaurant and steal food and supplies from Emiliano’s Mexican Restaurant in Pittsburg, PA while carrying out a raid. These thugs think they are beyond the law. Pay attention to the escalation of brazenness, the time to address it and stop it is now!
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
www.facebook.com/share/r/1AbQ...
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Redirecting...
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Irving Washington is Washington Irving.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
No student debt to forgive when nobody gets to go to college!
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a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
From Fire to Racoon Robbers: telltale signs you’re driving a dumpster.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Nothing says nationhood like fucking your citizenry over for a buck.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
And just like that, Syrian sanctions were lifted.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Recruitment and retention. Recidivism and detention.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Breaking: NIH rebrands as UGNX.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Australia does not fuck around.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Australia's Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, "Reciprocal tariffs would be 0% not 10%" "This s not the act of a friend" "American people will pay the biggest price on these tariffs"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/02/2025
So now we know Donald Trump got onto Epstein’s plane 7 times, but we still don’t know how many times he got off on Epstein’s plane although it was probably in the teens.
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GetUp Australia @getup.org.au · 25/02/2025
Two billion tonnes: that’s the expected increase in carbon emissions under Peter Dutton’s nuclear plan, according to new modelling from the Climate Change Authority. It's clearer than ever that our climate and our communities can't afford Dutton's toxic nuclear scheme.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“If you had a choice between carrot and stick, would you settle for a carrot-shaped stick?”
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Who have thoughts SkyNet would destroy mankind over an antitrust dispute.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The most telling actions in all of this, is not that Trump and Musk are fulfilling the Project2025 agenda; it’s all the complicity - nay reveling - of red-state local officials in enacting new and cruel ways to join the fray. All of them racist and cruel and oathless and finally off their leashes.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This👇
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 08/02/2025
Jasmine Crockett and AOC are the future of the Democratic Party. Let them lead!
AOC and Jasmine Crockett
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/02/2025
Murphy: "We need to act like a real opposition party in the middle of a constitutional and democracy crisis. That means we should not be moving forward nominees or legislation in the Senate. Ds should not be giving votes to nominee or legislation in the Senate until Rs get serious about this crisis"
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
TLDR; I never thought the face-eating leopards would eat MY face.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I can’t wait to see incels in cells.
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Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
To all the women that voted for Trump, I hope you know your next pap smear might be performed by chimney sweeps since OBGYNs might be outlawed soon.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Big shout out to all the NRA Members and Gravy Seals that have been diligent in their sacrifice of school children to defend the 2nd Amendment in case a tyrannical government took over America who are suddenly so fucking complicit with one.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When whatever comes after this nonsense arrives, I hope it has the good sense to do away with the Electoral College and give each American a voice of equal value.
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jaguarr 🐆 @the-jaguarr.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The media must see Stephen Miller is the Chaos Agent crafting Trump’s Mexico/Panama/Greenland nonsense to distract from the work being done behind the scenes to implement MAGA’s Project 2025 agenda. Republicans know this; it’s why they support Trump’s bonkers pressers - it’s all a bait and switch.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Looks like we’ve got a new co-leadership position opening up in the Administration as social media proprietors vie to become Trump’s Secretary of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I can’t fathom it either.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The United States is so broken and damaged, it has elected a CRIMINAL as its next president. What a horrible county.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Our miracle baby.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Tech-Elron calling MAGA-Elron retarded is a symptom of Punch-down Syndrome.
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Jane Caro @janecaro.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
These billionaires & their acolytes are directly threatening the life chances of my grandchildren, and yours too. I cannot be polite about that or about them.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
And of fucking course the media is congratulating Republicans for passing a neutered budget that stripped cancer funding for kids. No. That is like the bare minimum of their JOB. Fuck Republicans. Fuck Elon Musk. And fuck the media for still failing to cover any of them properly.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The Biden and Obama administrations working to provide better access and lower the cost of healthcare. I’m baffled by the MAGA millions who would throw it all away for the sake of a fascist kleptocracy run by unelected oligarchs.
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