Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 2hNo due process, just abduction and deportation to random nations and child trafficking … why tf wouldn’t you want to flee with your kids in the face of these fascists? 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So much for Separation of Church and State 🤷♂️ 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does it even matter? Fuck making movies. Tax these sociopaths into oblivion. 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Protectionism means consumers pay higher prices. 011
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear investors: Our IPO has a better chance of human extinction than turning a profit. 001
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear investors: Our IPO has a better chance of human extinction than turning a profit. 030
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What’s with the RFK boomer anti-science death spiral ?static.klipy.comAsdfmovie: Speaker Dies, Group DeathALT: Asdfmovie: Speaker Dies, Group Death 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I admired Ed Sheeran when he visited and played for the kids in my son’s Hospital cancer ward. Imagine how tone-deaf you have to be to stay silent for the poor bloody Palestinian kids who have no Hospitals left to play in. Cock. 2470
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“He was just, y’know, barking for it.”static.klipy.comSvu Law And OrderALT: Svu Law And Order 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pity they won’t make the same case for minimum wage 🤷♂️ 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 22/08/2026🤔 ICE Deportation "Processing"?static.klipy.comSoylent GreenALT: Soylent Green 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 20/08/2026How confident, though, are the news network propagandists that their propaganda has so terrified their viewers of democratic socialism that they won’t understand that it would help them, instead of punching down on “the other”. 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey @washingtonpost.com, how about headlining GOO hypocrisy? Thanks. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Never in America. Prisons are run for profit, and the business model conditions inmates for recidivism. 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Well shock fucking horror. Tan-suit truth-sayer diary entries reveal the stunningly obvious. I’m glad. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Yeah, well … even in matters of war and diplomacy we know exactly how President Bullshit-Artist bankrupted his casinos and managed to drive most of his grift-based enterprises into subterranean value territory. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Vibe: youtu.be/_CtKlrAgUiA?...youtu.beBlack Mesa: Houndeye AnimationsYouTube video by BlackMesaSourceMedia 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hakeem Jeffries is articulate in the same way stop-motion stoppages are articulate. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/07/2026What a pissweak bunch of cowards in their Klan Corporatewear. Grand Wizards of the Absent Testicles. 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026ITV footge of DC Fireworks: youtu.be/m8KimNtB9HI?...youtu.beIraq War: Shock and Awe Assault on Baghdad Begins (2003)YouTube video by Frontline by ITN 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It’s like the Klan switched up its apparel to “Sports Corporate”. 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026“Birthright Tourism” is a confected crisis only the Republican Party could manufacture. Meanwhile *actual tourism*: nobody wants to visit a fascist state where armed goons roam the streets and CBP denies entry ‘cos the most fragile President in history is scared of people who hate him on Facebook. 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It’s not “one man” it’s The People choosing anyone else worthy to represent them. Anyone with a decent upbringing could grind this fuckwit into the margins of the footnotes of the index of the bibliography of history, smudged out of legibility. 060
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Won’t someone think of the poor struggling multinational credit industry profiteers? 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 26/05/2026And of course to manipulate the Stock Market. Maybe investors should ignore him as well. 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 25/05/2026CBS crying that the talent they fired is their intellectual property is a cope that is a poster child for their own stupidity. 020
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Funny how every US billionaire is a real-life screen test for the next James Bond villain. 040
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 17/05/2026No bureaucrat needed: all courtesy of an Agentic AI who only needs all your electricity and drinking water. 130
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/05/2026What’s the problem? He’s treating children like adults. Doesn’t the Epstein Files say he treats children like adults? 000
Reposted by Captain FantasticMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Artemis II crew returning to Earth. 359159462600
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I’ve got a feeling this will also be the view of the Earth by the time they turn around to come home. 130
Reposted by Captain FantasticSpencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026An hour ago, Trump posted a video of himself saying, "To be a great nation, you must have religion and you must have god." On behalf of those who want neither: Pass and fuck off. 90879121
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I hear you. And to know all of the checks, balances and guardrails have failed… devastating. 020
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I must join with the vibe-coder who created me.media.tenor.coma woman with a shaved head is wearing a pink necklaceALT: a woman with a shaved head is wearing a pink necklace 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Ta-daa!media.tenor.coma man is standing in a dark room with a bunch of red lights .ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a bunch of red lights . 000
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 01/04/2026And this is why we’re alone in the universe. I imagine every civilisation reaches a point where to advance means you need to boil everything, and also willingly jump in the pot alongside it. 010
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Inception candy.media.tenor.coma kaleidoscope shows a vortex of colorful circlesALT: a kaleidoscope shows a vortex of colorful circles 020
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Tax every robot at 100% of its cost and 150% of its ongoing ROI and use it to fund universal basic income. And tax that c*nt Bezos right into his cock-rocket. 011
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Who’s the fucking conehead?media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a top hatALT: a man with a beard is wearing a top hat 020
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I’m encouraged by this, and acknowledge the contributions of a shockingly pissweak media landscape in getting Democratic messaging into the public arena. There are great democratic voices in the party in it would be good to see them elevate into leadership/generational transition roles. 011
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026True, but it’s frustrating when the words are strong and yet they vote with the GOP to fund this bullshit. 110
Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Here’s hoping a “Sharpened response” isn’t just more choreographed hand-wringing and serious concern. 260