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Captain Fantastic

@johnnycoraki.bsky.social
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Formerly of Elon’s XChan. Part of a progressive, inclusive movement building a foundation for universal healthcare and education.✌️✅ DMs are an instablock transgression🚫, I’m not looking for a partner🚫, and I’m not going to subscribe to your OF🚫.

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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 2h
No due process, just abduction and deportation to random nations and child trafficking … why tf wouldn’t you want to flee with your kids in the face of these fascists?
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So much for Separation of Church and State 🤷‍♂️
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does it even matter? Fuck making movies. Tax these sociopaths into oblivion.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Protectionism means consumers pay higher prices.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear investors: Our IPO has a better chance of human extinction than turning a profit.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear investors: Our IPO has a better chance of human extinction than turning a profit.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of course there is: it’s his birthplace.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What’s with the RFK boomer anti-science death spiral ?
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I admired Ed Sheeran when he visited and played for the kids in my son’s Hospital cancer ward. Imagine how tone-deaf you have to be to stay silent for the poor bloody Palestinian kids who have no Hospitals left to play in. Cock.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“He was just, y’know, barking for it.”
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pity they won’t make the same case for minimum wage 🤷‍♂️
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🤔 ICE Deportation "Processing"?
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How confident, though, are the news network propagandists that their propaganda has so terrified their viewers of democratic socialism that they won’t understand that it would help them, instead of punching down on “the other”.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey @washingtonpost.com, how about headlining GOO hypocrisy? Thanks.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Never in America. Prisons are run for profit, and the business model conditions inmates for recidivism.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Well shock fucking horror. Tan-suit truth-sayer diary entries reveal the stunningly obvious. I’m glad.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah, well … even in matters of war and diplomacy we know exactly how President Bullshit-Artist bankrupted his casinos and managed to drive most of his grift-based enterprises into subterranean value territory.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Vibe: youtu.be/_CtKlrAgUiA?...
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Black Mesa: Houndeye Animations
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is articulate in the same way stop-motion stoppages are articulate.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a pissweak bunch of cowards in their Klan Corporatewear. Grand Wizards of the Absent Testicles.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MAGA be bathing in snake oil 🐍🛢️
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ITV footge of DC Fireworks: youtu.be/m8KimNtB9HI?...
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Iraq War: Shock and Awe Assault on Baghdad Begins (2003)
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s like the Klan switched up its apparel to “Sports Corporate”.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Birthright Tourism” is a confected crisis only the Republican Party could manufacture. Meanwhile *actual tourism*: nobody wants to visit a fascist state where armed goons roam the streets and CBP denies entry ‘cos the most fragile President in history is scared of people who hate him on Facebook.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s not “one man” it’s The People choosing anyone else worthy to represent them. Anyone with a decent upbringing could grind this fuckwit into the margins of the footnotes of the index of the bibliography of history, smudged out of legibility.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What a massive cunt this grifter is.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Won’t someone think of the poor struggling multinational credit industry profiteers?
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
More outrage from the Tan Suit Brigade 🙄
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
And of course to manipulate the Stock Market. Maybe investors should ignore him as well.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
CBS crying that the talent they fired is their intellectual property is a cope that is a poster child for their own stupidity.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Funny how every US billionaire is a real-life screen test for the next James Bond villain.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
No bureaucrat needed: all courtesy of an Agentic AI who only needs all your electricity and drinking water.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What’s the problem? He’s treating children like adults. Doesn’t the Epstein Files say he treats children like adults?
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
NaTiOn oF laWs.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ricky Gervais goes to Spais.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Artemis II crew returning to Earth.
Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I’ve got a feeling this will also be the view of the Earth by the time they turn around to come home.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
An hour ago, Trump posted a video of himself saying, "To be a great nation, you must have religion and you must have god." On behalf of those who want neither: Pass and fuck off.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I read this monologue as Alan Tudyk.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I hear you. And to know all of the checks, balances and guardrails have failed… devastating.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I must join with the vibe-coder who created me.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ta-daa!
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
And this is why we’re alone in the universe. I imagine every civilisation reaches a point where to advance means you need to boil everything, and also willingly jump in the pot alongside it.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Inception candy.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Tax every robot at 100% of its cost and 150% of its ongoing ROI and use it to fund universal basic income. And tax that c*nt Bezos right into his cock-rocket.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Who’s the fucking conehead?
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’m encouraged by this, and acknowledge the contributions of a shockingly pissweak media landscape in getting Democratic messaging into the public arena. There are great democratic voices in the party in it would be good to see them elevate into leadership/generational transition roles.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
True, but it’s frustrating when the words are strong and yet they vote with the GOP to fund this bullshit.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Here’s hoping a “Sharpened response” isn’t just more choreographed hand-wringing and serious concern.
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Captain Fantastic @johnnycoraki.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Grotesque.
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