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John Fleming

@johnjf125.bsky.social
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That’s also my name on Twitter. I have a blog about the Cardinals (stlbullpen.com) and thoughts about a bunch of other things.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h
Big of him to do this after Elon publicly called him a pedophile. Or maybe that's what the award is for, I don't know
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 2h
Oh so you don’t wanna be around women? You insist on having a man around? To each their own!
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 4h
He just really wants an excuse to use that word in describing the hat
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 4h
Annie Andrews is committed to losing this race by six points
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 10h
*me seeing my favorite team’s third biggest divisional rival out of four succeed* this is the worst thing that could possibly happen to me
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 16h
Brewers year
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 19h
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 19h
Think the umps nailed that one
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 19h
If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 19h
I’m so happy for Angel Reese. She has had to deal with some of the most toxic bullshit ever and she’s still standing tall as hell.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 19h
Good ass WNBA game alert for ESPN
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 20h
Roger Clemens was one of the greatest pitchers of all time, winning his record fifth Cy Young Award in season #15 of his career. For more about this, Google “Roger Clemens 15”
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 21h
I can’t really go so far as to wish for the Dodgers to win this series, but the Braves losing fuckin rips
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 21h
Look it’s not like Got Your Money was ever some obscure song but the idea of ODB in a damn McDonalds Monopoly ad feels vile
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 21h
Braves fans insisting on constantly showing their ass in a series where a nation sick of Dodgers bullshit is looking to believe in absolutely anything is, in a perverse way, almost admirable
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still working out the finer details but this is my favorite joke I’ve written in the last couple weeks www.instagram.com/reel/DeKlBV-...
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Oh no people who were born in George W. Bush’s second term don’t know this song that was popular when I was in high school in the 80s” yeah man you’re old who gives a fuck
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Comedy is subjective but the guy whose entire thing is doing Halpert Face at clips of young people who don’t know lyrics of songs from 20 years before they were born definitely should be allowed to have the internet
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
San Diego has a decided stadium/environment advantage though. AmFam is fine but it’s in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Petco leading into Gaslamp is ELITE
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love San Diego and I love Milwaukee and I don’t trust anybody who has been to both that can’t appreciate the beauty in each
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫡
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listening
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s gonna be amazing when it’s Obama and everyone is pissed off by how underwhelming it is
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s fine your one healthy non-QB on the bench will save you
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thinking again about how last night the president of the United States expressed apathy at the potential destruction of millions of Americans because our political system prioritizes half a dozen or so narrow winner take all states over everybody else
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fellas is it gay to eat the single most basic vegetable in the world
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Electoral College is a moral abomination
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gambling tip: if a site can afford to pay Sydney Sweeney to walk around half naked in ads they air constantly during every major sporting event, you probably aren’t going to make money there
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somebody drove a car through this place so I haven’t gotten to go in a month and a half but guess what’s back open baby!!!
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is very funny that Trump could say he doesn’t know Hastert (which might actually be true) but he’s so devoted to defending anyone accused of child sex crimes that he’s absolutely going to say he was vilified
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminder: You don’t have to take Rahm Emanuel’s 2028 ambitions seriously until at least the point that you find a single person other than him who wants him to run
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP Dennis Hastert; we didn’t always agree on tax policy or whether or not it’s okay to diddle kids, but he wasn’t an asshole to me in the House cafeteria and that’s what really matters
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is such a deep poetic irony in your central virtue being achieving mild progress via electoral victories but then also being so condescending along the way that nobody would possibly want to join your coalition
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when a person likes Scarface: Yeah I get it, it’s pretty goofy and Pacino is way overdoing it but it’s pretty stylish and intermittently quite funny Me when a person loves Scarface: I am going to buy a gun
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed! I’m rooting for the Padres over the Brewers but Dodgers or Braves, hellllllllll no
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*mournfully* ball don’t lie
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How on Earth did Jim Nantz, who has been doing this as long as I can remember, not realize that a spiked ball meant you can’t review the play prior to it?
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s been doing this all series and while I do think the Milwaukee crowd is pretty loud, I think he’s doing it on purpose (complimentary)
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My friends are insane lunatics who think the Brewers are a sincere rival on par with the Chicago Cubs and I look forward to another NLCS where I root for them over the fucking Dodgers and they treat me like I’m the crazy one
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Neat game
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway, I’d turn on the baseball game if I were you 
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, that doesn’t sound pleasant 
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been watching baseball instead of football, but now all the football posters are screaming like there was an assassination at the Chiefs/Raiders game? 
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 04/10/2026
This man has to watch Trump rallies and news conferences non-stop for his job and it turns out the thing that will break him is Kyler Murray.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amin/Pierzynski/Wainwright is the best national baseball booth going and I don’t know that there’s a close second
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kyren Williams is “from St. Louis” (went to Vianney, doesn’t count)
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a matter of principle that government funded Trump campaign ad is disgusting but at least the ad sucks shit
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The tiring thing about “Woke 1” discourse is that all of the examples are people who committed crimes or they’re examples (Shane Gillis, for example) of people who got yelled at on the internet for a minute and proceeded to become as big or bigger than ever.
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