Reposted by John Hornor JacobsJohn Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 19hme: *who doesn't know lyrics* OH POTATOES AND MOLASSES, ALL YOU SICK FUCKS CAN KISS MY THREE ASSES 154 5
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 19hme: *who doesn't know lyrics* OH POTATOES AND MOLASSES, ALL YOU SICK FUCKS CAN KISS MY THREE ASSES 154 5
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 17/10/2026there might be a really affluent witch in here too but that’s fine, i’m single 040 4
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 17/10/2026i’m sitting in it now, it’s actually really nice, i needed a time out 260 6
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 17/10/2026found a punishment locker / chair / closet thing 4142 14
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 17/10/2026basements in new england are off the chain 030 3
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 16/10/2026@russbengtson.bsky.social just saw you on reddit boyeee you famous 162 6
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’m in Boston. First time I’ve been back here since OJ Simpson was on the run in a Ford Bronco 120 2
Reposted by John Hornor JacobsJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026fantasy authors love a blight. up there with the old ways and calling mountains a spine 2138763 387
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Planes have gotten smaller. Or I have gotten larger. Or probably a little bit of both. The ignominy of airline travel compounded with aging wears me the fuck out 150 5
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It's always so gratifying when someone really gets what you were going for in your work. 090 9
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026i have been a busy boy apparently i need to pack twice 050 5
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The town I hate most in the US is Ogden, UT. That is all. 020 2
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I don’t know. I’m in charge of design, Jordan’s in charge of production. He mentioned Distrokid. Plus a service that’ll let us produce a small run of vinyl 140 4
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Today’s to-do list is extensive. This is the worst part of traveling, all the pre-travel bullshit 190 9
Reposted by John Hornor Jacobsqntm @qntm.org · 14/10/2026I'll be on a panel discussion at MCM Comic Con London on Sunday 25th October. Panel is at 1pm on the Writers Block stage. Should be good, plus if you want something signed by me this would be a good opportunity to do that!mcmcomiccon.comPanel Information 2336 33
Reposted by John Hornor JacobsJohn Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026it is also my idea of sex 021 2
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Once again, if you're interested in this, please email me either at my email addy as I would prefer to keep discussion off Bluesky. My address is john hornor seven one at gmail dot com. Remove the spaces and the numbers should be, well, numbers. Or visit my contact page www.johnhornor.com/contact-mejohnhornor.comContact — John Hornor Jacobs 030 3
Reposted by John Hornor JacobsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Mike Collins' staff after watching that opening:static.klipy.comGive Up No MoreALT: Give Up No More 371587187 1.6K
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Anyway, if you know of an artist, whimsical, colorful, playful, I'd love to see them and I'll reach out. We have a budget, while not in the thousands, it's not a pittance either. You can find me at john hornor seventy one at gmail dot com. Remove the spaces and the numbers should be, well, numbers 361 6
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Some of the reference material is of course vintage concentrate fruit juices. People of a certain age will recognize these cans. 240 4
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026But now we're looking for an artist to do the work: a cover, possibly a back cover. It needs to be colorful and whimsical. Our band name is Concentrated Good Stuff and the name came from a rehearsal recording when it was said. Immediately we gravitated toward fruit juice concentrate 361 6
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So, I've got a rock album coming out either late this year or more likely early next and the local artist we were working with doesn't have bandwidth now for the artwork. Okay, she ghosted us which I feel is unprofessional but whatevs... 5172 17
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Exorcist III is amazing but it's kinda more about Kinderman than the whole exorcist lore 010 1
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm no expert but both of them felt wanting. But maybe I should give 'em another watch. But I fear they won't fare well. 100 1
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026youtube vid title: Tom Bombadil Met Morgoth In Utumno Before The Elves Awoke... me: say huwhut *click* 030 3
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just received my $500 bribe from the US Department of the Treasury to vote Republican along with a letter from Trump. Just in time for the midterms. Surely this can't be legal. 0103 10
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Right now I'm just ice trayin' it like the louche I be 110 1
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I do not currently. Since my divorce I live in an apartment (which is very nice and large tbh) but its got a wee galley kitchen 110 1
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I grew up in a house with a dedicated ice machine but have never as an adult been able to afford such opulence and luxury. Imagine, having your own ice machine, and I'm not talking about the ones with the crescent moon ice, I'm talking bout one with the saucers or hollow cylinder ice 250 5
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Other Mother was right there to pick up and drop in the pocket but then somebody might've gotten sued because someone else isn't making the money he used to 130 3
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Paul Jessup, in addition to being a great writer, does some low rez game work and if he doesn't do the art (I don't know) he could probably point you to someone who does. @pauljessup.com 120 2
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also, I think I might be an idiot but I've searched for this to buy since you posted it and I can't find any online vendor. I am at this point very stupid 100 1
Reposted by John Hornor JacobsRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ben Wheatley's new film, Bulk, just arrived. It wasn't in theaters and he's not streaming it. It only exists on disc. I don't even know if it's one of his best, but I feel it's my duty as a film nerd to support both Ben and physical media. 8448 44
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That looks like Wocco's style of text but the art really doesn't, at least in social media thumbnail form. Any idea who the BR cover artist is? 100 1
Reposted by John Hornor JacobsSacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I never in my life thought I would have to hand it to the Catholic Church 2355 35
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At a convention — Archon 49 — with both my kids who are grown ass humans at 23 and 25yo. Every time Lily, the eldest, sees the Ghostbusters car or cosplayers she sings only one line: “Bustin’ makes me feel good.” And I respect her for it 0130 13
John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gotta remember to wipe his paws before he tells me to shut up 1120 12