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John Hetzler

@johnhetzler.bsky.social
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Editor. Writer. UVA fan and history buff.

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 9h
UVA football is brutal.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 12h
Malpractice coaching by Cal.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The number of incumbents, Republicans and Democrats, in southeast Virginia campaigning on banning Congressional stock trading is gobsmacking.
static.klipy.com
Schitts Creek Alexis Rose
Alt: Schitts Creek Alexis Rose : You Literally had one job to do
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How ‘bout them Ravens!
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol Jackson Koviun. NFL would fine him
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the year of Our Lord 2026, a Bill Belichick-coached team blew a fourth-quarter lead in a game that was preempting the World Teris Championship from 6 yard ago.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OMG NC State!
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not surprising to see Belichick treat a reporter poorly, but still jarring, tone-deaf and awful considering everything in the past week.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gimli right before he says “I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf”
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The NFL is back in earnest, and in honor of the holiday, I am threading out the 10 best NFL Primetime songs, 10-1. (The YouTube comments on every single one of these are great.) No. 10: Interesting 4 p.m. kick nevertheless ends in a blowout. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuQN...
youtube.com
NFL Primetime Song 16
YouTube video by Mark Polinsky
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know it's trite to say, but still imagine the coverage Biden would have gotten if he had made up an elaborate lie about being saved on 9/11. Astead Herndon would have a podcast specifically dedicated to the issue up by the end of the afternoon
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’d like to have a year as ‘bad’ as Scottie Scheffler.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/08/2026
Scoring on a 23-play drive means letting the other team think it's stopped you like five different times. Nice try. And then you let them think you've missed the XP. Nice try
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That was a super big boy drive by UVa #wahoowa
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today in #Detroit: I saw a Cybertruck parked in front of two port-a-potties.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026
interesting to me that as the administration treats democratic-voting states like conquered or occupied territories, you don’t have pundits demanding the president respect “half the country”
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Defector @defector.com · 23/07/2026
LIV Golf circling the toilet from whence it sprung: defector.com/liv-golf-cir...
defector.com
LIV Golf Circling The Toilet From Whence It Sprung | Defector
LIV Golf’s honchos, the poor suckers, are still out there scrambling around, looking for investors to keep their dipshit tour afloat after the Saudi Public Investment Fund suddenly booted them into…
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Lisa 🇨🇦 @pinkmouse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When the boreal forests of Canada catch on fire, no one can do anything about it in many cases. The forests are part of Earth’s largest land biome, a greenbelt of wilderness that encircles the globe, and they’ve been suffering from the planet’s thermostat being jacked up.
theatlantic.com
Canada’s Forests Will Burn and Burn
Once a wildfire starts, it can spread to an area too massive to control.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nothing pumps me up more and fills me with more patriotic pride than watching Zach Johnson trying to pump up a crowd, NBC.
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Henry Bushnell @henrybushnell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Gianni Infantino, 2025: "It’s important to clarify this. There is a lot of misconception out there. Everyone will be welcome in Canada, Mexico and the United States for the FIFA World Cup next year." FIFA today: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 👉 🇺🇸
nytimes.com
Somali referee denied entry to U.S. ahead of World Cup (Gift Article)
Omar Artan arrived in Miami from Istanbul on Saturday but was barred from entering the country following a "routine" inspection, CBP said.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I just went 68-14, think you can go 82-0? This is addictive. www.82-0.com/share?id=PWD...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Banchero and Suggs a combined 5-for-30 from the floor - woof!
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For The Win @forthewin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
David Allan Coe cause of death: What we know about country artist bit.ly/4n32jS4 📸 P. Casey Daley / The Tennessean via Imagn Content Services, LLC
David Allan Coe cause of death: What we know about country artist
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gross.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong night to watch the Tigers.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Today, I urge everyone to find and financially support an independent news outlet — one that will not be attending a spectacle dinner tonight to schmooze with the Trump administration while they berate the press.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Matt Fitzpatrick giving himself a high degree of difficulty on the back nine
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
this was so bad the Masters site doesn't even have video of 2 of the shots and he putted off the green into the creek at one point
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Those guys at Hollywood Golf Club are getting hammered lol
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Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Former Tigers manager Phil Garner has passed away at age 76. Story from colleague Brian McTaggart: www.mlb.com/news/phil-ga...
mlb.com
Phil Garner, 3-time All-Star who managed Astros to '05 pennant, dies at 76
It was Hall of Fame announcer Milo Hamilton who gave infielder Phil Garner the nickname “Scrap Iron” while both were with the Pittsburgh Pirates in the late 1970s. Hamilton saw a young third baseman k...
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Spieth playing that Open World Golf expansion pack on 18
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
how long's that flight to the moon www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCKF...
youtube.com
Inside The NBA - How Long Does It Take To Travel To Moon? | Dec. 8 2016
YouTube video by quy Thung
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Trump voted in this election — casting a ballot BY MAIL while he and his administration are trying to eliminate mail ballots. His candidate lost the race to represent Mar-a-lago.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The High Point coach is ready to go lol
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
NCAA Tournament remains undefeated.
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Kevin Pelton @kpelton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
High Point's Chase Johnston making his first 2-pointer of the year (to go with *50-plus* 3-pointers) to take the lead in the final 15 seconds of an NCAA tournament game is incredible content.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Travel question: is it better to hear the audio from someone watching Reels on their phone or the piped-in airport music?
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
An automatic repost. No more Bruce Pearl please.
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It's actually appalling that Miami U was the LAST TEAM IN THE FIELD.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Tommy Lee Jones looking over a newspaper
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Man @jkbjournalist.bsky.social has to be one of the biggest thorns in Trump's side. This is crazy shit. She's absolutely a big reason why Prince Andrew is in cuffs, too.
miamiherald.com
Prison guards discussed cover-up of Epstein’s death, inmate tells FBI
One officer said: “Dudes, you killed that dude.”
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Former Wahoo Leon Bond with a monster dunk for Northern Iowa in the MVC championship game.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Aside from the Auburn homer-ism, Bruce Pearl is terrible as a studio analyst.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ono oh yes!
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nice close to the first half by the Wahoos.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
‘Senior Day’ at UVA is kinda funny.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/03/2026
THREAD: Weirdest athlete/president combos from Leaf’s bizarre President’s Day set Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton
Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton
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