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John Hetzler

@johnhetzler.bsky.social
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Editor. Writer. UVA fan and history buff.

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 12h
UVA football is brutal.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 14h
Calpractice
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 14h
Malpractice coaching by Cal.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The number of incumbents, Republicans and Democrats, in southeast Virginia campaigning on banning Congressional stock trading is gobsmacking.
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Schitts Creek Alexis Rose
Alt: Schitts Creek Alexis Rose : You Literally had one job to do
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael Scott's Iconic 'Thank You' Moment
Alt: Michael Scott's Iconic 'Thank You' Moment
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s bad - worse than the score indicates.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly. What’s the point of this? I like going to record shops and searching through the $1 bins
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How ‘bout them Ravens!
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol Jackson Koviun. NFL would fine him
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember watching this on Game of the Week.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the year of Our Lord 2026, a Bill Belichick-coached team blew a fourth-quarter lead in a game that was preempting the World Teris Championship from 6 yard ago.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OMG NC State!
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not surprising to see Belichick treat a reporter poorly, but still jarring, tone-deaf and awful considering everything in the past week.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gimli right before he says “I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf”
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Price keeps going up for him.
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The NFL is back in earnest, and in honor of the holiday, I am threading out the 10 best NFL Primetime songs, 10-1. (The YouTube comments on every single one of these are great.) No. 10: Interesting 4 p.m. kick nevertheless ends in a blowout. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuQN...
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NFL Primetime Song 16
YouTube video by Mark Polinsky
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know it's trite to say, but still imagine the coverage Biden would have gotten if he had made up an elaborate lie about being saved on 9/11. Astead Herndon would have a podcast specifically dedicated to the issue up by the end of the afternoon
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’d like to have a year as ‘bad’ as Scottie Scheffler.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is Beau Pribula a Heisman front-runner?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/08/2026
Scoring on a 23-play drive means letting the other team think it's stopped you like five different times. Nice try. And then you let them think you've missed the XP. Nice try
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That was a super big boy drive by UVa #wahoowa
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They look red - it’s bad on TV
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today in #Detroit: I saw a Cybertruck parked in front of two port-a-potties.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Amen
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Man, those Randy Smith-eta Tigers were terrible
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Same as Trump’s lowest round of golf lol
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026
interesting to me that as the administration treats democratic-voting states like conquered or occupied territories, you don’t have pundits demanding the president respect “half the country”
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Defector @defector.com · 23/07/2026
LIV Golf circling the toilet from whence it sprung: defector.com/liv-golf-cir...
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LIV Golf Circling The Toilet From Whence It Sprung | Defector
LIV Golf’s honchos, the poor suckers, are still out there scrambling around, looking for investors to keep their dipshit tour afloat after the Saudi Public Investment Fund suddenly booted them into…
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lol, especially without Robert Duvall
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol
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Lisa 🇨🇦 @pinkmouse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When the boreal forests of Canada catch on fire, no one can do anything about it in many cases. The forests are part of Earth’s largest land biome, a greenbelt of wilderness that encircles the globe, and they’ve been suffering from the planet’s thermostat being jacked up.
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Canada’s Forests Will Burn and Burn
Once a wildfire starts, it can spread to an area too massive to control.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They give us a couple for baseball
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nothing pumps me up more and fills me with more patriotic pride than watching Zach Johnson trying to pump up a crowd, NBC.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Evergreen skeet
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Henry Bushnell @henrybushnell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Gianni Infantino, 2025: "It’s important to clarify this. There is a lot of misconception out there. Everyone will be welcome in Canada, Mexico and the United States for the FIFA World Cup next year." FIFA today: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 👉 🇺🇸
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Somali referee denied entry to U.S. ahead of World Cup (Gift Article)
Omar Artan arrived in Miami from Istanbul on Saturday but was barred from entering the country following a "routine" inspection, CBP said.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Man's Surprised Reaction
Alt: Charles Dutton claps with pride in “Rudy”
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I just went 68-14, think you can go 82-0? This is addictive. www.82-0.com/share?id=PWD...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That was fantastic
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And 1-for-15 from 3
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Banchero and Suggs a combined 5-for-30 from the floor - woof!
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Microjunk
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For The Win @forthewin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
David Allan Coe cause of death: What we know about country artist bit.ly/4n32jS4 📸 P. Casey Daley / The Tennessean via Imagn Content Services, LLC
David Allan Coe cause of death: What we know about country artist
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gross.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong night to watch the Tigers.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Today, I urge everyone to find and financially support an independent news outlet — one that will not be attending a spectacle dinner tonight to schmooze with the Trump administration while they berate the press.
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Matt Fitzpatrick giving himself a high degree of difficulty on the back nine
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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Not pictured: that guys dies immediately after Trump touches him
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