johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Stewing in a cess pool priming their availability bias towards the most regressive filth 010
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Is this thing on? *taps gun barrel against my temple* 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I dropped the soap at Lush and all they did was ask me to leave. I was so relieved. 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Scott Aaronson is the director of the Quantum Information Center at the University of Texas in Austin, though he’s had some controversy. 120
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026It’s a brutal stress test of network lock-in effect 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026not to be too political but anyone else in a situationship with their sleep paralysis demon? 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026seems ungood that if you simply do an avalanche of crime courts can’t keep up and you get away with it but I’m not a lawyer 000
Reposted by johnFatherJohnDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement 125133153403
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 18/02/2026getting bulletmaxxed after frame mogging a dozen cops lmao 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 18/02/2026It’s like falling into a septic tank and your first course of action is to floss 010
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Critics are saying it’s everything from shit to fucking shit 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Twitter was a much better place before RT’s 000
Reposted by johnFatherJohnA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did. 10768822284
Reposted by johnFatherJohnBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me 485338939
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Happy to announce I’ve been hired as the new Piss and Shit Taster at my local Diarrhea Factory 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026My new character, Carrot Bottom, has audiences screaming WHY and NO and THIS LUBE IS EVERYWHERE 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Child rape?!? *gestures erratically* IN THIS ECONOMY??? 010
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026You do not want to watch the alternative puppy bowl Kristi Noem has planned for Sunday 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Watching old movies gives you a glimpse of societal norms of the past, for instance, I just watched M.(1930) and evidently people used to really hate child rapists/murderers 010
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Cool so now we’ll have a few extra angles of them extrajudicially killing us 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I was there, it was at an Alamo Drafthouse. I ordered jalapeño poppers, but the server told me they ran out and offered to suck my dick instead. I got kicked out for using my phone trying to twitch stream the impromptu dick suck. Oh, the movie sucked shit though. 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I had no idea they meant “flood the zone with shit” to be taken literally 000
Reposted by johnFatherJohnRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.independent.co.ukElon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey castingLupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem 23563991145
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026thought terminating injunction used by a coward 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I don’t know how much of an appetite there is for a #NotAllBillionaires movement… 010
Reposted by johnFatherJohnRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Seeing how shite the elites are at writing emails you start to see why they think gen ai is magic and the bees knees 241798
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Curtis Yarvin moping around despondent that he’s not in the Epstein files and everybody knows it 001
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026kinda weird that an occupational hazard of being a billionaire is being friends with pedophiles 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Tesla’s Optimus robots will never talk back to you, reject you in any way, or even request to leave the island 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If you’re psyched about Don Lemon’s arrest and want to celebrate with like-minded patriots near you just google LEMON PARTY for deets 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026They also do meaningful research on LLM interpretability. They actually seem interested in AI safety. 040
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026when will this miserable fuck choke on all the marbles in his mouth 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Many people refer to Thiel as a reptilian, but they’re clearly not herpetologists. Thiel’s skin is required to be moist at all times because he breathes via cutaneous respiration as he is an amphibian, perhaps a lungless salamander. 010
Reposted by johnFatherJohnRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 29/01/2026gavin newsom is like if chuck schumer knew what the internet is 758754
Reposted by johnFatherJohnceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026“we know you’re eating a hot dog” 311111125
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026make ICE so toxic we need to come up with a new way to describe frozen water 000
johnFatherJohn @johnfatherjohn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026New: Tulsi Gabbard on an odyssey to gather all seven dragon balls to raise Roy Cohn from the dead 000
