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john critelli

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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I was unaware this many people cared about oasis
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
These Coldplay concert cameras... 🤣
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
MAMDANI
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
wait fuck this? #loveisland
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Taylor’s mom is so desperate to be part of #momtok
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
walked by a girl talking to her much hotter date last night saying ‘my mom used to encourage me to buy fireworks with my allowance’ - I need to know more
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Is ‘I don’t have an addiction’ possibly Jax Taylor’s most obvious lie?
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
he wasn’t calling you a raccoon face .. he was talking about kathy !
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
‘Erika Jayne what?’
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This weather is absolute bullshit
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 08/04/2025
‘White Lotus’ star Carrie Coon talks about her viral sprint scene in the season finale: “Look, I’m an American and I’m a New Yorker, and if you think I don’t know where the exits are in any building I’m in, then you’re not paying attention to the news.”
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
morning gigi
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders
DW Reade form the cartoon, “Arthur,” in a pink dress and sunglasses. Shes is looking sullenly through a wire fence
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
every day is April fools when you’re an American
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
never thought I’d see the day, but i’m kinda on kenya’s side #rhoa
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 31/03/2025
Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.
Trans flag.
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
2 organic JonBenét Ramsey references in 1 day? Blessed 🥲
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Tate McRae’s make up artist has to stop making her look 40
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
am I becoming an accidental tater tot?
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
as the weather heats up it’s important we all remember that hooded tank tops are tacky 💞
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
brought to you by the makers of ‘gender affirming care is child abuse’
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
why do I get so much wrestling content? I have never in my life heard of aew before this app and now I am inundated? plz help I could not possibly care less
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
jfc
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
anora?
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
and the cigarette sunglasses ? icon
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
wait i forgot the music video for telephone is like 10 minutes. a blessed morning indeed.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The Revolution will be AI-icized
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
TWO pickles with my sandwich?! 😭😭😭
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
pet peeve: people who don’t push rotating doors - I’ll stand here all day bitch.
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
it’s a shame nothing’s on fleek anymore :/
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NPR @npr.org · 06/02/2025
Extremism experts say a now-familiar playbook to scapegoat transgender people in the wake of high-profile tragedies is part of a political strategy to sow division and expand authoritarian control.
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Trump's anti-trans effort is an agenda cornerstone with echoes in history
Extremism experts say a now-familiar playbook to scapegoat transgender people in the wake of high-profile tragedies is part of a political strategy to sow division and expand authoritarian control.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The current US crisis shows the risks of allowing a president to have unchecked power. The solution is clear: above the president there should be a monarch who ultimate authority rests with
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
the amount of blush erin has on is insane? #rhony
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
kyle’s continuing w the 2010 aesthetic I see #rhobh
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/02/2025
i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
deport elon musk ❤️
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gaga here to remind the new pop girlies that it’s ok to have a song longer than 2:30
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Doechii supremacyyyy
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
well at least the reunion was more entertaining #rhony
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
really respect dorit’s choice of full sugar coke
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I just know I’m setting myself up for disappointment, but this rhony reunion looks kinda good???
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
kindly fuck off
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Elon: “Heil Hitler” the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
too many kids at the gym - codify abortion rights now!
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john critelli @johncritelli.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
is there anything more annoying than a song playing on an instagram post
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/12/2024
“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
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