☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 09/05/2026current goals: -become bear trade -get a boring government desk job -collect cats 0260
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 28/04/2026waiting patiently for boyfriend to get home from work so we can play diablo 4 0240
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 20/04/2026drinking 150mg of caffeine and responding ‘woah’ to everyone’s IG stories 2310
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 31/03/2026just realized that building new cat-tunnel systems for her to play in is the broke millennial version of building a tree house for my kids 2613
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 12/03/2026ham, swiss & pickle on baguette + a crisp diet coke is just as healing as hairy bear trade 2231
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Coworker was talking about his manual car and new queen at work said “who is Emanuel?” 💀💀💀💀 2350
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 18/11/2025burning crusade pre-patch not until January… holiday WoW addiction plans have been cancelled 2270
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I’m so late to the already-ruined-by-straights revival of mullets but I kinda want one 3310
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Miss having a desk job but also seeing hundreds of thousands of desk jobs being laid off because of AI and it’ll only get worse sooooo ummm guess not? 1350
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 23/10/2025first time I’ve purposefully hunted for a shiny pokemon and jesus my thumb hurts, how do yall do this every new game 💀 3291
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I know Pokémon players love to complain about pokemon but ummmm legends ZA has been insanely fun so far and I can’t wait to get home from work to play more of it 4712
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 10/10/2025“you should try these homeopathic pills for —“ do NOT piss me off, I want enough acetaminophen to shut down my liver at the slightest hint of illness 2643
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 27/09/2025stop. putting. adults. in. diapers. on. my. feed. @bsky.app How many times can I tap “show less like this” 😭😭😭 5691
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 26/09/2025still can’t get over the first episode of this season of survivor; a lesbian with a thick New York accent said “ew so many straight people”, projectile vomited while looking right into the camera, then got voted out hours later legendary representation 3793
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 31/08/2025asked her to please scoot over and she looked at me like this 2662
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 31/08/2025nothing worse than a $15 sub sandwich that isn’t hung.. like what’s the point I want that thing a foot long or more 2340
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 25/08/2025my same exact health insurance plan with United just increased 50% per paycheck 🥰 wages have been stagnant for like the last decade 🥰 we can fund bombs to kill innocent children across the world but can’t have basic healthcare, college, or functioning public transit 🥰 loving life 🥰 1573
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 24/08/2025need to go back to a desk job so I can get back to my real career of yapping and posting 8 hours a day 1530
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 18/08/2025car broke down for good finally RIP economy is in shambles whats the recommended method for getting a quality used car these days? dealership? carmax? carvana? (this one seems bad) help please little financially responsible gay people in my phone 12250
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 03/08/2025getting my yearly urge to rewatch ATLA yet again and crymedia.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character with a nickelodeon logo on the bottomALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a nickelodeon logo on the bottom 61081
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 25/07/2025one thing I’m gonna do is post and forget about it until the next day 1310
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 24/07/2025update on the beautiful baby (she’s growing too quickly 😭) 91072
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 24/07/2025working in the service industry again after a decade in corporate has been ROUGH. I forgot how many 20-something year olds beg you to take their shift every day. No. 5601
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 22/07/2025BREAKING: upper-middle single gay guy with a brown beard moves to a different coastal city every 2 years, citing “time for a new adventure” and updates his Instagram bio with each city + coordinating emojis 3972
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 02/07/2025kitten jumped into the toilet, I cleaned her up and wiped her down only for her to immediately sprint to the same toilet and jump back in the second I put her back on the ground I love this stupid idiot so much 1710
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 01/07/2025who wants to go to work for me tomorrow so I can binge world of wacraft and caffeine all day? 0220
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 25/06/2025say cheese!! now do a silly one! now stroke my hair and tell me everything will be okay 3636
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 24/06/2025kitten fell asleep in the bed specifically bought for her to sleep in instead of on my chest???? what the fuck is the point of living 3490
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 22/06/2025wish I could pay $5 extra to skip the awkward small talk during a haircut 🫡 5600
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I just want to work my silly little job, afford a silly little house, and have silly little universal healthcare + retirement why must my severely underpaid labor fund wars around the world 0712
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 20/06/2025love scrolling through IG stories and seeing the same twink thirst commenting publicly on another dude’s selfies every day, admire that level of horny 3380
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025every day I finish work, blink three times, eat hot chip, kiss my cat and it’s somehow 9pm 2581
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 11/06/2025gay body dysmorphia is an entire new category of insane, what do you mean you hate your knee caps 4761
☕️ @cursedkief.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Actually— no educated, socially aware progressive American will fall for this desperate man’s PR attempt at saving TESLA stock. We can, however, use his obsession with validation and attention to convince him to publicly out every corrupt thing he’s done for trump, then lock his ass up. 🤭 0300
