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John Rayment

@johncrayment.bsky.social
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Actor, idler, eater of too many pies, drinker of too much Rioja. High functioning mediocrity. Not straight 🏳️‍🌈 app.spotlight.com/3334-6729-4182 Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham announces end of triple-lock on the state pension from 2030. It will be replaced by double-lock, slower growth in state pension. Full state pension is already less than 50%of the minimum wage. Poverty awaits future retirees. £500bn of taxes not collected by HMRC since 2010.
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Its the wrong place to get money from.. there are other places.. the richest 50 families are worth £500bn. Why are we talking about pensioners £12,500 & not talking about a wealth tax. Why is that?" @unitesharon.bsky.social says scrapping the triple lock would be the wrong thing to do
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Betty and John are just wondering why you haven't booked your tickets for "and I looked at the sky" yet... www.omnibus-clapham.org/whatson/and-...
An elderly man and woman gaze into the camera, with a look that might be bemused disappointment because you, YOU, the viewer, haven't yet booked your tickets for the play "and I looked at the sky"
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Big Finish Insider @bigfinish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😈 Hear what Geoffrey Beevers had to say about playing The Decayed Master in our behind-the-scenes interview with cast and crew. Click youtu.be/stFAwfc99Z8?si=k0rAKn0Q8M_…
Geoffrey Beevers in the recording studio. Looking a lot less crispy.
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can now listen to #DoctorDILF on YouTube! youtube.com/@doctordilf?...
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Doctor DILF
The YouTube account for the Doctor DILF health podcast for older gay and bisexual men. Doctor DILF and Doctor DILF: Extra Length are available on Podbean and here at the podcast website https://www.do...
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight is press night. A lifetime together. A promise made long ago. And one extraordinary birthday. and I looked at the sky with Mary Tillett and John Rayment at Omnibus Theatre until 3 October. Here we go. ❤️ www.omnibus-clapham.org/whatson/and-...
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love this.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026
Dog’s Worst Friend. If you’d like to see a new one of these every Sunday, join our Patreon.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
May I tempt you to come and see this gorgeous play that I'm in? A two hander (me, and the wonderful Mary Tillet) called "and I looked at the sky", by Tim Stubbs Hughes. What happens when the work that gave a life meaning begins to fall silent? www.youtube.com/watch?v=POhc...
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and I looked at the sky | New play at Omnibus Theatre | 15 Sept–3 Oct 2026
YouTube video by Grey Swan
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I missed the 80th anniversary of his majesty’s birth yesterday
The couple in bed meme where the woman is thinking “he’s probably thinking about…” In this case, she’s thinking “He's probably thinking about riding his bicycle”, and someone has photoshopped the face of Freddie Mercury onto the man. Fred is giving the camera a saucy look, as was his wont
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Barnaby Edwards @barnabyedwards.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please sign this petition to prevent actors’ voices being cloned without their permission - and to prevent you from paying for an AI rip-off of your favourite actor’s voice. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
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Petition: Strengthen copyright laws on our voices
Our voice is a key part of our identity and right now we feel it is inadequately unprotected by UK law! We are demanding every person in the UK have a clearer, more enforceable copyright ownership ove...
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It always feels absurdly grown-up, buying a rail season ticket when I have actual regular work. You know, like I'm some sort of normal person. As opposed to the 66-year-old child I actually am.
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am walking to the station. I am wearing jeans (as opposed to shorts), and a hoodie. I am carrying an umbrella. It feels so wrong.
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ooh not seen that before. A big ol’ rearranging of who sits where on the plane, because you can’t have a child sitting in the emergency exit seat. Very polite, but clear that we were milliseconds from a grumpy “well I don’t see why” conversation 🤣
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m here to tell you this is an absolutely wonderful book, in so many unexpected (and unexpectable) ways that I’m not going to list them. Just trust me; it’s perfect storytelling. “Everything Will Swallow You” by Tom Cox (@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social)
The front cover of “Everything Will Swallow You” by Tom Cox. High cliffs, a cottage, the sea, a figure on the beach.
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Doctor DILF regular panelist @johncrayment.bsky.social is in a play! Go see him perform “And I looked at the sky” at the Omnibus Theatre, London www.omnibus-clapham.org/whatson/and-...
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A new play by Tim Stubbs Hughes
Directed by Julia Stubbs
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is genuinely fascinating.
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Liberator_hen @lisatea.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky. Dragging this one out again because I definitely did and it is.
Just saw a quote that said "you did not wake up today to be mediocre" and it's like ummm yes I did it's a Tuesday
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Has anybody yet coined a word for the odd mix of anxiety invoked when you ignore an unknown phone number, even when it's obviously a scam?
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wrote a line in my diary about making the most of a thing I'd dreamt about. However, as a non-touch typist, I wasn't looking at the screen, and didn't spot the capslock was on. I actually typed, "I SHOULD CAPITALISE ON THIS" At 6:30, before adequate coffee, this seems the funniest thing ever.
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The world is increasingly filled with people who promise things, which they then silently just don't bother doing.
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Be part of the #DoctorDILF podcast! Your questions are needed!! www.doctordilf.co.uk
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Series Two
Needs your questions on:
STIs and sexual health
National Care Service
The rollback of DEI in the workplace
Reply to this post,
DM the show, or contact the show on DoctorDILF. co. uk (Anon questions are OK)
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Filled in the consultation questionnaire about HMRC's latest proposals for further increasing the regularity of tax returns (including *forecasting* one's self-employed income, FFS). Reader, I was very sarcastic.
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#DoctorDILF the health podcast for older gay and bisexual men. Every week, I chat with experts about mental health, physical health, dementia and caring, and compare HIV services and PrEP access in the UK and the US. You can find us on Apple and the official website www.doctordilf.co.uk
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah I'm a jammy bugger this morning. Wordle 1,865 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Monday. Always the possibility of someone offering me work. (there is the sound of distant hysterical laughter)
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dagnabbit. The ST:SNW spoilers are getting annoying. Ok, ok, I'll renew my P+ subscription and watch the damn thing.
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Lord of the Ring-pieces The Power and the Glory Hole The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner Bean
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Gerri McGerriface @messmonstergigi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
😂😂
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Small pleasures. This was a cutting I took from my Mum's oleander... which was in turn, a cutting from her sister's oleander, which was a cutting from one they had in their garden in Lewisham when they were kids. No idea where that one came from. It smells like Play-Doh 🥰
A picture of a vivid pink oleander shrub in a garden. There is a small red fuschia in a pot to the left, and a bright yellow antirrhinum is visible in the left background, though that's a bit blurry.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I SCREAMED, oh my god, unmute this now
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paulseesequasis @pseesequasis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
From ‘Outstanding’ and a good reminder that investing in the arts is a win-win, not a lose-lose, proposition.
From Outstanding and a good reminder that investing in the arts is a win-win, not a lose-lose, proposition.
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Listen to three older gay men spill the tea on their physical health and their gym habits #DoctorDILF podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...
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Man Drinking Tea: Spill The Tea, Do Tell
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Series 1 box set is now available on Apple for your listening pleasure in the sunshine ☀️ 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️😎 💅🏼 🐻 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...
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Relaxing Bulldog on Beach: Beautiful Day,放假
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Binface vs Frogface. What a time to be alive.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Being 'the most attacked politician' isn't the same as being 'the politician most people think is a cunt'.
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok, I know I'm a bit peculiar, but I'll admit that I get a teeny frisson, a bit like holiday excitement, from watching the little yellow aeroplanes arriving at and departing from a foreign airport on FlightRadar. #probablythesunshine #weirdoldpillock
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mrflintlock.bsky.social @mrflintlock.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#DoctorDILF podcast - Episode 5 is now LIVE on Apple and Podbean! What are HIV services like in America? And what are PrEP injectables? Listen here podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d... Show notes www.doctordilf.co.uk/show-notes-1...
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Olivia H3's Fun Twirl
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sitting in my garden with a glass of nice cool wine, and a squirrel pops out of a bush, and walks across, casual as you like, mere inches from my feet. Didn’t even so much as say “good evening”
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Doctor DILF podcast @doctordilf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#DoctorDILF podcast - Episode 5 is now LIVE on Apple and Podbean! What are HIV services like in America? And what are PrEP injectables? Listen here podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d... Show notes www.doctordilf.co.uk/show-notes-1... #PrideMonth #LGBTQIA
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Doctor DILF: Series 1 Episode 5: HIV Services in the US
Podcast Episode · Doctor DILF · 1 July · 57min
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Jikster @jikster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Reunited with my fellow @doctordilf.bsky.social guest panellist today @johncrayment.bsky.social - season 1 streaming now @doctordilf.bsky.social - www.doctordilf.co.uk/episodes
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hello Wordle. Yes, correct.
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Arsebiscuits. Woke up in a bad mood. Did the work, got myself into a better state of mind by enthusing about visiting a new London gallery. Showered, got all keen. Checked ticket prices. Only open Weds-Sun. Bum and poo. On the plus side, am now all clean and sparkly, and in optimistic mood 😁😎🥳
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think it will improve the quality of your day if you look at this
Geoffrey Palmer wearing a tweed overcoat and suede gloves looks down at a scruffy black and white dog which he has one arm around. He looks like he’s just asked the dog a question. The dog has turned and is gazing adoringly at Palmer
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Lyndsey @lyndseydoob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Right now, ministers are deciding whether to trigger the break clause and scrap the contract. If you can Please Sign and share the petition before they make up their minds: the.organise.network/campaigns/ne...
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Stop Palantir bullying our NHS and public institutions
Please join me and add your name to this emergency open letter
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John Rayment @johncrayment.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One of the gym regulars was coming in just as I was leaving this morning. “It’s nice in here, isn’t it?” he said, referring to the air-con, and how hot it was outside. Mate, you’re in a jumper, long trousers, and you’re wearing a parka.
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