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John Atti

@johnatti.com
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Webdev dabbler. Infosec fan. Push all the buttons until something works.

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John Atti @johnatti.com · 12h
:-/ music.apple.com/us/album/cla...
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Mitski (Audiotree Live) - EP by Mitski on Apple Music
Album · 2015 · 5 Songs
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning everyone. Here's video of me trying to sleep last night: youtu.be/i8OoIlhdCkI
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Mr.Sandman - Uncle Buck1989
YouTube video by Cinema Lounge - Movie Clips
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 26/09/2026
An innocent man thoughtfully listening to his boss' presentation. There is not a hot dog in his sleeve. (There's a hot dog in his sleeve).

Skit from "I think you should leave."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/09/2026
Clay with the kiddos. Never made anything like this when I was younger. Jeeeeeez.
Some weird little dude that my son made with clay. Hold on, wait, he's telling me not to call it a weird little dude. He says to call it Bleuch. Spelled Blootch. But I'm spelling it Bleuch.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.404media.co/doom/
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 13/09/2026
One of the stomach's great mysteries.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/09/2026
My wife busted out the sewing machine for the kids today. They yearn for the mines.
Creeper/endermen sewn art made with the kids
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 30/08/2026
First hike since I caught lyme years ago (wrecked me for years - absolute hell). Took the little dude with me. Felt nice!
Kiddo looking over some town from the top of a trail. It's sunny with some nice white clouds, a lot of trees, and some neat mountains that the camera doesn't do justice.
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New_ Public @newpublic.org · 19/08/2026
NEW: We are piloting a three month virtual residency, for two entrepreneurs with bold ideas for making the internet more human and healthy. This is a paid opportunity to spend time exploring and building, and go from early hunch to conviction and clarity. Apply here by Sept 9: newpublic.org/eir
newpublic.org
Enterpreneur in Residence
A virtual residency for founders with bold ideas for the internet
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Destination Venus sells comics in Harrogate! @destinationvenus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
AI is a scourge. But it is important not to trust "AI detectors". I lost regular freelancing work because my client insisted I used AI to write copy (I didn't, but their AI detecting software said I did). This is a great thread with an excellent example of why these detectors cannot be trusted.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/08/2026
Turned my windows machine on after having it off for several months. Install updates and restart. Install drivers and restart. Software updates for all the programs I haven't touched in months. Restart the software. Install updates and restart. Restart. Restart again. Full shut down and restart.
Oliver, the title character from Oliver Twist, holding out his soup bowl in the iconic scene where he states, "please sir, may I have some more?"
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 11/08/2026
Born too early to have access to inexpensive eink monitors. What a bummer.
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2600 - The Hacker Quarterly @2600.com · 08/08/2026
HOPE tickets are close to selling out! www.2600.com/content/hope...
2600.com
HOPE 26 TICKET SALES CLOSE TO SELLING OUT | 2600
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 06/08/2026
Feels good.
Dirty dishes in the sink, on the counter, and a full dishwasher needing unloadingClean dishes on the counter, dishwasher loaded, and but a few dishes in the sink
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Secure ICS OT @secure-ics-ot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 28/07/2026
The Agile Manifesto was made in a ski resort in Utah, and for this reason, IT MUST BE DESTROYED. (/s)
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 12/07/2026
Had another dream that I was being buried in a cheese factory collapse. Rescue workers were trying to get me out as I always being enveloped by cheese wheels. I looked up at them, realizing it was probably too late, and said: "I guess I'm...parma-John" Then ... my vision was covered by cheese.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 08/07/2026
I'm too lazy to look into average scores, but I hope they paint a less bleak picture. futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com
College Students Are Testing at the Level of 10-Year-Olds
A new survey of some 160,000 students found something horrible about college students in the richest countries in the world.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 08/07/2026
Boxer Hockey character Rittz Tibbits with a happy look on his face, walking towards the camera, with the words "haters gonna hate" above his head.
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Hackers On Planet Earth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hope.net · 01/07/2026
An important message from HOPE: www.2600.com/content/help...
2600.com
HELP ENSURE HOPE'S SUCCESS | 2600
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 27/06/2026
How is it that my Nintendo DS battery can last, like, 5 years in a basement drawer, but my laptop will fizzle out after a night or so of being in sleep mode?
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 26/06/2026
"Sir, while monitoring the office network we noticed that you were listening to Chicago on repeat for over 4 hours. You're not in trouble. ... Are you ok?"
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Secure ICS OT @secure-ics-ot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 21/06/2026
Give me a phone with an eink display and leave me alone.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 08/06/2026
I...ok?
Google search results for "would you still love me if I was a worm"
Top answer is AI generated: 
"As an AI, I don't experience love, but if I could, I'd absolutely love you as a worm! I'd build you a tiny, comfortable terrarium with the best soil, drop in your favorite treats, and make sure you were the happiest little earthworm in the garden."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 06/06/2026
Achievement unlocked: get called "pale as fuck" by some rando teenager after getting out of a pool. (I basically reflect the sun when I take my shirt off.)
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/06/2026
Outlook is the only mail client I've ever used where pasted pictures might not actually attach when you send them.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 04/06/2026
#DreamJob en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_...
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Garden hermit - Wikipedia
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 03/06/2026
So tired that I startled myself awake with what I assume to be one loud, singular snore. I didn't even think I was asleep. Just dozing.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 31/05/2026
Egg had two yolks! Lucky day!
Egg, recently cracked, with 2 yolks in a center. Next to it in the cast iron pot: rice being reheated with some seasonings, beans, garlic, and whatnot.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 30/05/2026
Dreaming. I'm in a horrible car accident. Officer comes to the window. They're going to need the jaws of life to get me out. I look down at the engine block that is pinning me inside of the car. I look back at the officer. "Looks like I'm...a little blocked in." I die.
CSI Miami intro screen, which sometimes starts after Horatio gives his murder punchline.
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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dropping 0day isn’t the worst thing a researcher can do. It’s not ideal, but at least orgs can take steps to mitigate. Non disclosure is far worse. What drives researchers toward non disclosure? Threats from vendors. Researchers aren’t criminals unless their crime is curiosity.
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 24/05/2026
Microsoft has banned Nightmare Eclipse from GitHub: github.com/Nightmare-Ec... This is the researcher who disclosed several zero-days after Microsoft also deleted his MSRC account They now moved on GitLab: deadeclipse666.blogspot.com
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Scary "Grampus" Jerry 👻 @jerry.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
If you run a mastodon instance, it's time to patch. Some high severity security 🐜 🐞 🐝 got fixed today.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 17/05/2026
Yum yum Lion's Mane on the cast iron yum yum (Stopped taking pictures before I finished lol, but hey: the kids loved it, and that's what matters.)
2 small Lion's Mane on the cutting board with a knifeSliced Lion's Mane on the cutting board with a knifeLion's Mane on the cast iron
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17/05/2026
DANGER
DO NOT
CONNECT THIS MACHINE TO A MICROSOFT
ACCOUNT
NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT ASKS
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 10/05/2026
They use faxes in Johnny Mnemonic? Futuristic cyber future has fax machines still? IMMERSION = RUINED (Will never not love this movie and the short story that inspired it.)
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 08/05/2026
Oof.
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 29/04/2026
"The same 732-byte Python script roots every Linux distribution shipped since 2017" copy.fail
copy.fail
Copy Fail — 732 Bytes to Root
CVE-2026-31431. 100% Reliable Linux LPE — no race, no per-distro offsets, page-cache write that bypasses on-disk file-integrity tools and crosses containers. Found by Xint Code.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 28/04/2026
And THIS external monitor is for the Cowboy Bebop lofi hip-hop and jazzhop video loop.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 20/04/2026
Who designed OneNote search?! WHO DESIGNED IT?!
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 13/04/2026
Gnome staring behind grassy mound. Text: "Sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 13/04/2026
Less than 6 years ago, YouTube removed the dislike button. The world has only gotten worse, since. Coincidence?
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 10/04/2026
Remember what they took from us. youtu.be/GrQNZe8wz0U ( #PopfulMail was a Sega CD game that I got to the last boss with, but couldn't quite beat. I sold my copy right before the pandemic started (still stings). Slayers vibe. Working Designs translated. Funny VA cast. Almost OVA'd.)
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Popful Mail Promotion: "NO NO PESSIMIST"
YouTube video by Thet3hda
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 10/04/2026
:-\ digg.com
A Hard Reset, and What Comes Next
Building on the internet in 2026 is different. We learned that the hard way. Today we're sharing difficult news: we've made the decision to significantly downsize the Digg team. This wasn't a decision made lightly, and it's important to say clearly: this is one of the strongest groups of people we've ever had the privilege of working with. This is not a reflection of their talent, their effort, or their belief in what we were building. It's a reflection of the brutal reality of finding product-market fit in an environment that has fundamentally changed.

We faced an unprecedented bot problem
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 07/04/2026
It doesn't make sense that we have so much old tech that can't be repurposed for efficient single use purposes (via custom OS/firmware additions/etc), does it? Why does it need to end up in the landfill? Are there old Samsung Galaxy S3s out there still being used for something?
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/04/2026
Another day another slay. ::passes out immediately after eating bodyweight in lasagna::
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2600 - The Hacker Quarterly @2600.com · 30/03/2026
HOPE is back in Manhattan! Get your tickets at store.2600.com/products/tic.... Can't make it to NYC? Click the link for virtual tix!
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TICKETS TO HOPE 26
user@hope26:~/tickets $ cat announcement.txt TICKETS TO HOPE 26 ARE NOW AVAILABLE! [ EVENT_START ] Friday, August 14th, 2026 [ EVENT_END ] Sunday, August 16th, 2026 > More information is being uplo...
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 31/03/2026
"You look disgusting without your beard." "We're going to call you shaggy." - My kids, before 7 am, straight up tearing me apart before the coffee kicks in.
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