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John Atti

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Webdev dabbler. Infosec fan. Push all the buttons until something works.

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John Atti @johnatti.com · 26/09/2026
An innocent man thoughtfully listening to his boss' presentation. There is not a hot dog in his sleeve. (There's a hot dog in his sleeve).

Skit from "I think you should leave."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 23/09/2026
A brave man, having just taken a shot of malort with reaper flavored coffee. He's likely pondering his mortality at the moment
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/09/2026
Clay with the kiddos. Never made anything like this when I was younger. Jeeeeeez.
Some weird little dude that my son made with clay. Hold on, wait, he's telling me not to call it a weird little dude. He says to call it Bleuch. Spelled Blootch. But I'm spelling it Bleuch.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 11/09/2026
John Connor, on his back, desperately pointing a handgun at a Terminator that is menacingly advancing on him. Scene from Terminator Salvation.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 11/09/2026
Poster for Doogie Howser MD. Featuring a young Neil Patrick Harris with a doctor's coat, stethoscope, and potentially a Casio calculator watch (remember those?). Show was lightning in a bottle.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 10/09/2026
The Dwarven horse from Skyrim. It's like a horse, but apparently indestructible. I think it runs faster? Or has better stamina? It's been a while since I played. Anyway: better horse. Har har har.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/09/2026
My wife busted out the sewing machine for the kids today. They yearn for the mines.
Creeper/endermen sewn art made with the kids
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 30/08/2026
First hike since I caught lyme years ago (wrecked me for years - absolute hell). Took the little dude with me. Felt nice!
Kiddo looking over some town from the top of a trail. It's sunny with some nice white clouds, a lot of trees, and some neat mountains that the camera doesn't do justice.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/08/2026
Turned my windows machine on after having it off for several months. Install updates and restart. Install drivers and restart. Software updates for all the programs I haven't touched in months. Restart the software. Install updates and restart. Restart. Restart again. Full shut down and restart.
Oliver, the title character from Oliver Twist, holding out his soup bowl in the iconic scene where he states, "please sir, may I have some more?"
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 06/08/2026
Feels good.
Dirty dishes in the sink, on the counter, and a full dishwasher needing unloadingClean dishes on the counter, dishwasher loaded, and but a few dishes in the sink
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 08/07/2026
Boxer Hockey character Rittz Tibbits with a happy look on his face, walking towards the camera, with the words "haters gonna hate" above his head.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 02/07/2026
*screeches in Northern NJ* (Sorry. I can't break this vicious cycle that is tearing apart my home state.)
Donald Sutherland, from Invasion of the Body Snatchers, screaming and pointing at the camera.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 27/06/2026
Oof
"sign in to Digg. Continue with X to finish signing in. X Continue with X / Twitter"
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/06/2026
I'M READY
Forks on a plate. Lots of forks. 8 forks.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 08/06/2026
I...ok?
Google search results for "would you still love me if I was a worm"
Top answer is AI generated: 
"As an AI, I don't experience love, but if I could, I'd absolutely love you as a worm! I'd build you a tiny, comfortable terrarium with the best soil, drop in your favorite treats, and make sure you were the happiest little earthworm in the garden."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 31/05/2026
Nom nom nom nom
Egg over easy (probably more like over medium) on top of rice in a bowl. Small mug of coffee cut with lots of milk next to it.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 31/05/2026
Egg had two yolks! Lucky day!
Egg, recently cracked, with 2 yolks in a center. Next to it in the cast iron pot: rice being reheated with some seasonings, beans, garlic, and whatnot.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 30/05/2026
Dreaming. I'm in a horrible car accident. Officer comes to the window. They're going to need the jaws of life to get me out. I look down at the engine block that is pinning me inside of the car. I look back at the officer. "Looks like I'm...a little blocked in." I die.
CSI Miami intro screen, which sometimes starts after Horatio gives his murder punchline.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 19/05/2026
Attempt #2! Teriyaki marinade. A little salty for me, but I'm learning.
Lion's Mane mushroom, seared/cooked and now cut on a wooden cutting board.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 17/05/2026
Yum yum Lion's Mane on the cast iron yum yum (Stopped taking pictures before I finished lol, but hey: the kids loved it, and that's what matters.)
2 small Lion's Mane on the cutting board with a knifeSliced Lion's Mane on the cutting board with a knifeLion's Mane on the cast iron
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 07/05/2026
We're almost at Friday, crew! Let's chase that bread!
Person holding person-sized bread
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 17/04/2026
Looks good, but heads up:
Description text for the game, with the text body starting with " ":

Description
  When Sirens Fall Silent is a dark, investigative, psychological thriller where you play as Mila, a determined policewoman in early 1990s Italy. Haunted by a past she's desperate to escape, Mila is thrust into a high-profile case of kidnappings and murders. As the investigation unravels,...
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 13/04/2026
Gnome staring behind grassy mound. Text: "Sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 10/04/2026
:-\ digg.com
A Hard Reset, and What Comes Next
Building on the internet in 2026 is different. We learned that the hard way. Today we're sharing difficult news: we've made the decision to significantly downsize the Digg team. This wasn't a decision made lightly, and it's important to say clearly: this is one of the strongest groups of people we've ever had the privilege of working with. This is not a reflection of their talent, their effort, or their belief in what we were building. It's a reflection of the brutal reality of finding product-market fit in an environment that has fundamentally changed.

We faced an unprecedented bot problem
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 29/03/2026
Activating Dad Mode.
Socks worn with thong sandals. Unholy combo.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 22/03/2026
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Amazon paid ad in search engine results. "Save on fedora operating system - Amazon.com Official Site (ad)" "Fine deals and low prices on fedora operating system at Amazon.com. Browse & discover thousands of brands. Read customer reviews & find best sellets"
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 20/01/2026
Chaotic YouTube thumbnail of my dreams.
POV shot of a person on a bicycle holding a cooking apparatus that may be heating up a pot of beans. YouTube thumbnail for the video titled "beans.mp4" by peak wings with 106k views.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 18/01/2026
Comic panel of a man talking to a woman.
Man: "...can you imagine?"

Woman: "Haha no! I know! I just mean, having money, it changes everything."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 17/01/2026
Comic panel with woman putting a hand on her forehead and saying, "do you know how much interest you pay on student loans if you can only make minimum payments?" (Ducks by Kate Beaton)
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 08/01/2026
Anyone else here ever try these and live to tell the tale? Are my taste buds just weird?
Picture of a box that says "20 pack. Delicious Farm. Cheddar Cheese Crackers"
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 22/12/2025
Clearing out an old phone and finding a surprising number of "anime stills with either motivational or demotivational text"-type images. Here's one for the feed. Factory reset, as is tradition, before slapping it up for sale on eBay or something.
Anime girl, smiling, with subtitle text saying "Your opinion of me doesn't define who I am."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/12/2025
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You asked for it!
A library book receipt (this is a joke response plz don't be angry at me the Internet is scary)
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 14/12/2025
The shorts feed, if YouTube paid people (in YouTube bucks or something) to narc on movie clip farmers:
A utopian society meme image. Flying cars, trams, some foliage, and futuristic looking buildings galore.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 28/11/2025
Alright then, keep your secrets.
A BlueSky "likes" page for a post, with 1 like count displayed, but no likes visible. 
Message displayed: "No likes yet. Nobody has liked this yet. Maybe you should be the first!"
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 21/11/2025
Not befriending the local crows. I don't intend to stay in this area permanently, and the thought of breaking their crow hearts if/when I move ...
Fry's dog, from Futurama, waiting for him to return, even though he never will.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 20/11/2025
FYI: URL currently 404s on my end.
Bookshop.org 404 page
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 17/11/2025
Patrick Swayze, from the movie Roadhouse, with what looks like the start of a mischievous smile.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 15/11/2025
Two characters from the TV series "Bones" looking at us: Temperance "Bones" Brennan and FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth (Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz).
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 01/11/2025
WHO IS BEHIND THIS?!
The Discovery feed, with this very Jerry skeet displaying as the first post.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 25/10/2025
Picture of a frog with a speech bubble saying "you are not alone in this abyssal darkness. I am here, and we shall face the chasm as brothers."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 25/10/2025
Wait a minute! You're telling me I get a full hour of awesome to watch once the kids to go bed?!
2 awesome YouTube channel thumbnails featuring One Piece. One, from Bonsai Pop, states "'Keep Politics Out of Anime'" and the other, from Mother's Basement, states "The Politics of One Piece." Each are about 30 minutes, give or take.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 15/10/2025
Hey, wait a minute!
Thumbnails for 2 YouTube videos, both with titles of "dozing off again..." (different capitalization). The topmost video, made ~8 years ago, features a thumbnail from Goldenboy episode 1. The bottom video, made 4 years ago, appears to be a drawing very similar to the thumbnail of the older video.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 28/08/2025
Every year I don't go through ResLife training, I get weirder.
Shen Comix panel of a person with a comically large head (and forehead veins showing even through his hair). A blank speech bubble is present.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 31/07/2025
When a cool guy on the team compliments you on your team board/task organization.
Happy crying face meme. Popular in the 2010s.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 28/07/2025
Walking to the gym during my lunch break and saw this little dude straight up perchin' under a building overhang.
Bat hanging out against the ceiling crack of a building.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 01/07/2025
Looking forward to watching these back to back
Two YouTube thumbnails. One that says "Linux can't stop winning" and another that says "Linux has a new problem...".
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 19/05/2025
Resonates. (Artist is Windy (Moonaries illo): moonariesillo.com/en-us/pages/... )
Adorable cartoon cat typing at computer, looking frazzled, with the wording "You can do anything but not everything" underneath it.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/05/2025
Spider-Man looking disappointed
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 04/05/2025
Captain Picard, looking quite disheveled, and perhaps confused, with a Cardassian standing behind him.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 25/04/2025
Looks great! I haven't made the jump to a split yet. Using a non-staggered ortho (Inland mk-47) with some decent layering. Love ortho compared to traditional - took a bit to learn, though!
Inland mk-47 keyboard with botanical-themed key caps.
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