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John Atti

@johnatti.com
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Webdev dabbler. Infosec fan. Push all the buttons until something works.

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John Atti @johnatti.com · 4h
Hit the fast food window up with "another day another slay!" and made the cashier laugh. Didn't see me coming. This is my drug.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 19h
:-/ music.apple.com/us/album/cla...
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Mitski (Audiotree Live) - EP by Mitski on Apple Music
Album · 2015 · 5 Songs
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning everyone. Here's video of me trying to sleep last night: youtu.be/i8OoIlhdCkI
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Mr.Sandman - Uncle Buck1989
YouTube video by Cinema Lounge - Movie Clips
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 26/09/2026
An innocent man thoughtfully listening to his boss' presentation. There is not a hot dog in his sleeve. (There's a hot dog in his sleeve).

Skit from "I think you should leave."
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 24/09/2026
Boktai solar sensor, I summon you! Boktai solar sensor, I summon you! Boktai solar sensor, I summon you! Boktai solar sensor, I summon you! Boktai solar sensor, I summon you! Boktai solar sensor, I summon you! Boktai solar sensor, I summon you! Boktai solar sensor, I summon you!
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 23/09/2026
A brave man, having just taken a shot of malort with reaper flavored coffee. He's likely pondering his mortality at the moment
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 23/09/2026
Weightroom ninjas: Stealthing into the gym, stealing your weights. Escaping undetected. You're lucky that's all they stole.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 22/09/2026
It's real and it's giving us all psychic damage.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 22/09/2026
Ruin* Explorers, and that one wasn't by ADV, I think. My bad.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 22/09/2026
ADV from back in the day had some animation where they said awry like aww-ree instead of uh-rai. I was so young I think I said it like that until someone corrected me. Either Slayers or Rune Explorers, I think.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 19/09/2026
I know the meme cut of this scene better than the scene itself. I'm not sure if this is a bad thing.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/09/2026
Clay with the kiddos. Never made anything like this when I was younger. Jeeeeeez.
Some weird little dude that my son made with clay. Hold on, wait, he's telling me not to call it a weird little dude. He says to call it Bleuch. Spelled Blootch. But I'm spelling it Bleuch.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.404media.co/doom/
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 13/09/2026
One of the stomach's great mysteries.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 11/09/2026
John Connor, on his back, desperately pointing a handgun at a Terminator that is menacingly advancing on him. Scene from Terminator Salvation.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 11/09/2026
Poster for Doogie Howser MD. Featuring a young Neil Patrick Harris with a doctor's coat, stethoscope, and potentially a Casio calculator watch (remember those?). Show was lightning in a bottle.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 10/09/2026
Was obsessed with this movie as a kid. They apparently made sequels, but I think this is best as a standalone. Still haven't read the book. Need to put that on the list.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 10/09/2026
The Dwarven horse from Skyrim. It's like a horse, but apparently indestructible. I think it runs faster? Or has better stamina? It's been a while since I played. Anyway: better horse. Har har har.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 09/09/2026
Made me laugh harder than the parent post, surprisingly.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 09/09/2026
Where can I request an advanced copy of "Weird Little Guys (Volume 1)"?
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 06/09/2026
Le Perv - Carpenter Brut (in case anyone didn't know) youtu.be/RYtVf0wvPpc
youtu.be
Carpenter Brut - Le Perv
YouTube video by Carpenter Brut
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/09/2026
My wife busted out the sewing machine for the kids today. They yearn for the mines.
Creeper/endermen sewn art made with the kids
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 04/09/2026
Be the change 🫡
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 04/09/2026
Only true pro gamers take their calls on the DualSense Wireless Controller.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 02/09/2026
Mystery boxes! They're all gone! Why didn't I get my email notification!?!? WHYYYYYYYYY!!!? NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Patrick Star Crying from Spongebob Squarepants
Alt: Patrick Star Crying from Spongebob Squarepants
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 01/09/2026
I used to play this game quite a lot. If I remember correctly: they get vastly more expensive each time you buy one. Interesting mechanic to push players away from relying on fruit to heal. The US version had quite the difficulty curve, too.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 01/09/2026
🍅🍅🍅🍅 (That's me throwin' a tomato at you lol) (I'm also stealing this joke. Thank you.)
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 31/08/2026
So many default usernames on Reddit these days. Something_Something_1234 etc etc. I'd be curious to see how many of them are inorganic.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 30/08/2026
First hike since I caught lyme years ago (wrecked me for years - absolute hell). Took the little dude with me. Felt nice!
Kiddo looking over some town from the top of a trail. It's sunny with some nice white clouds, a lot of trees, and some neat mountains that the camera doesn't do justice.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 26/08/2026
Some old handhelds can be used to play retro games without even true modding. Even Amazon sells DS carts that you can load ROMs onto (some come preloaded). But like another said: I hear good things about Anbernic models if you don't have your old DS/lite lying around.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 24/08/2026
Still one of the first things I think of when hearing "Tell Me Why" (Song by Penpals. Used for the 1997 Berserk series opening.) youtu.be/pOXMt5O4Ly4
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Berserk (1997) OP | 4K 60FPS
YouTube video by Remastering By Criszato
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 23/08/2026
I like reading them in my local paper, at least.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 22/08/2026
Saw a food truck at my HD once. Prices were absurd though (which made sense, since it was lobster rolls and other such sandwiches). I miss the lower cost taco trucks I used to eat at around the southwest.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 21/08/2026
Think it relates to this thread, icymi. AI tells me the term relates to People Chips in Google Sheets. I know this is incorrect. It's also hilarious. The ppl in spreadsheets are the ones getting results in their fields, as I interpret it. bsky.app/profile/benc...
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New_ Public @newpublic.org · 19/08/2026
NEW: We are piloting a three month virtual residency, for two entrepreneurs with bold ideas for making the internet more human and healthy. This is a paid opportunity to spend time exploring and building, and go from early hunch to conviction and clarity. Apply here by Sept 9: newpublic.org/eir
newpublic.org
Enterpreneur in Residence
A virtual residency for founders with bold ideas for the internet
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Destination Venus sells comics in Harrogate! @destinationvenus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
AI is a scourge. But it is important not to trust "AI detectors". I lost regular freelancing work because my client insisted I used AI to write copy (I didn't, but their AI detecting software said I did). This is a great thread with an excellent example of why these detectors cannot be trusted.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 17/08/2026
Frame this.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 16/08/2026
Turned my windows machine on after having it off for several months. Install updates and restart. Install drivers and restart. Software updates for all the programs I haven't touched in months. Restart the software. Install updates and restart. Restart. Restart again. Full shut down and restart.
Oliver, the title character from Oliver Twist, holding out his soup bowl in the iconic scene where he states, "please sir, may I have some more?"
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 14/08/2026
Ending still upsets me, for this one.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 12/08/2026
This is the only exposure I've had to the series, but I'm extremely intrigued. youtu.be/jCpyGSUuuPQ
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The Traumatizing History of Animorphs
YouTube video by Exits Examined
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 11/08/2026
I simply want to have a dedicated IRC monitor. Is that too much to ask for of this world? Hahaha
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 11/08/2026
Born too early to have access to inexpensive eink monitors. What a bummer.
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2600 - The Hacker Quarterly @2600.com · 08/08/2026
HOPE tickets are close to selling out! www.2600.com/content/hope...
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HOPE 26 TICKET SALES CLOSE TO SELLING OUT | 2600
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 06/08/2026
Feels good.
Dirty dishes in the sink, on the counter, and a full dishwasher needing unloadingClean dishes on the counter, dishwasher loaded, and but a few dishes in the sink
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/08/2026
At scale?
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 05/08/2026
Mood when reading: youtu.be/QiZNSzWIaLo
youtu.be
You were the chosen one!
YouTube video by Jaqb
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 01/08/2026
I have gargoyle feet, so the only straight-ish toes I have are the ones that were broken lol. Hang in there, fellow broken-toer.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 01/08/2026
Yes, *if* you have a spread out international team, and they just so happen to be in areas where their normal work hours cover a majority of the on call shift times, you could have people "on call" during the majority of their normal shift. On call work would basically be a part of their 9-5.
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John Atti @johnatti.com · 01/08/2026
Any capacity to do a "follow the sun" on call schedule?
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