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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢

@joelledancy.bsky.social
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Boy mom. Dog mom. Cat mom. Former Steelers fan (Fuck AR). #H2P. Teaberry ice cream. #voteblue I've been told I'm delightful.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 12h
Can anyone in and around this administration know how to just, like, stand? I mean, lady in red, what. is. up?
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keeping my fingers crossed!! :)
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!
My latest novel Everything Will Swallow You, next to the sea, where some of it takes place.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Colley Matrix = The Best Matrix.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Co-signed by me, a Pitt fan.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So. What you are saying is...same as every other Pitt year lol
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cannot tell you how much I feel this. I just cursed Riley the other day bc Jordan. #neverforget
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck is a vaygin? And after alllll of these years, it is still shocking to me that this asshat is president.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need to add an asterisk by Pitt Wins. Bc Mason 😭 bc of course.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made this for you last night, Pitt fans, but forgot to post. Last night was almost a Pitt perfect day - Pitt win, West Virginia loss, Penn State loss. Here are the last 10 Pitt Perfect Days.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mason out for the season. 😢 We can’t have nice things. 😭 #H2P
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Fronk @fronklikefrunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I'm going to kill myself" "hey nice we won" meme Pitt version
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was the most Pitt football game of all-time, only to be supplanted by the next time Pitt plays football
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone needs to calm down. #H2P
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my new favorite thing #H2P
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 Churros are back on the menu! Limited time though 😭
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Asking for Pittsburgh, too
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cosign
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, I wouldn't expect to pay $39, or even $29. I would expect to pay $1 for (an illegally minted) $1 coin. I mean, the silver dollar was $1. Also, absolutely ridiculous and embarrassing.
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LadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, there you have it.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Livid, to say the least.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
T h I s.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada and Mexico should just rename the US to “South Canada” and "North Mexico" and call it a day.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I drove through there in July and it was gone. One less place to flip the bird on my trip home from Bedford County.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What the creepy fuck is this?
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oi.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Donald Trump’s syndrome. Incredible.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Co-curse.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lifelong Steeler fan until last year. Took a gap year bc of AR. Taking another year off bc AR again which may lead to never coming back. Also, we here in Pittsburgh would spell it jagoff lol
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Same, James. Same. I may never go back. 🤷‍♀️
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Like, what would that be? What is he currently good at? It's not science or football so 🤔
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How does anyone think the “gold” covered statue looks better? We live in the dumBest, tackiest timeline.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stupid softball question - a chance to have a little fun with a debate lots of people have - and this orange asshat uses it to display, yet again, how horrible he is. Jezus. Can we can a functioning adult anywhere in this administration?
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hoo boy. I hope that is a parody account. It HAS to be, right? RIGHT?!? Ignoring alllll of the other horrible stuff she says, no one can possibly be good with being raped and/or/especially your kids getting raped. Come on. There is no redemption for people like this.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hello? FBI? I would like to report that the Olive Garden in the Pittsburgh Mills served both me and my son pasta last week and did NOT ask for a picture ID.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This cut is amazing. The players faces though 😂
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pretty funny.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What is up with his voice? Like, that is not what this is about, but. I could not take him seriously, in any circumstance, if this is how he always talks lol
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just. Scary.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hmmm. Me thinks there is way more to this than depression. Who gets hospitalized for months for depression alone? I mean, I hope he gets the help he needs (I am not a monster) but there is NO WAY this is the whole story. Wonder if I can not do my job, not tell anyone at my job, & still get paid?
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When even asshat Dr. Phil is embarrassed, you know it's bad.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We could have had this. But instead we have Kid Rock. Dumbest/worst timeline.
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Nate Bargatze can fuck right off. (dammit, I liked him.)
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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We live in the dumbest timeline.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s really frightening.
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