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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

No, I wouldn't expect to pay $39, or even $29. I would expect to pay $1 for (an illegally minted) $1 coin. I mean, the silver dollar was $1. Also, absolutely ridiculous and embarrassing.

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LadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well, there you have it.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Canada and Mexico should just rename the US to “South Canada” and "North Mexico" and call it a day.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Same, James. Same. I may never go back. 🤷‍♀️

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

How does anyone think the “gold” covered statue looks better? We live in the dumBest, tackiest timeline.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Stupid softball question - a chance to have a little fun with a debate lots of people have - and this orange asshat uses it to display, yet again, how horrible he is. Jezus. Can we can a functioning adult anywhere in this administration?

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Hoo boy. I hope that is a parody account. It HAS to be, right? RIGHT?!? Ignoring alllll of the other horrible stuff she says, no one can possibly be good with being raped and/or/especially your kids getting raped. Come on. There is no redemption for people like this.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hello? FBI? I would like to report that the Olive Garden in the Pittsburgh Mills served both me and my son pasta last week and did NOT ask for a picture ID.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This cut is amazing. The players faces though 😂

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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

What is up with his voice? Like, that is not what this is about, but. I could not take him seriously, in any circumstance, if this is how he always talks lol

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hmmm. Me thinks there is way more to this than depression. Who gets hospitalized for months for depression alone? I mean, I hope he gets the help he needs (I am not a monster) but there is NO WAY this is the whole story. Wonder if I can not do my job, not tell anyone at my job, & still get paid?

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

When even asshat Dr. Phil is embarrassed, you know it's bad.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

We could have had this. But instead we have Kid Rock. Dumbest/worst timeline.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Nate Bargatze can fuck right off. (dammit, I liked him.)

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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It’s really frightening.

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Pat Brosseau @droog811.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Just when you think rump couldn't sink any lower. Cartoon by Dennis Goris.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Many Chinese now love basketball and blue jeans. FFS.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

That Boba Fett was a bounty hunter who often worked for the Empire. This Boba Fett gets stuck in the kitty litter box lid while eating cat poop. May the 4th be with you, however that looks. 😁

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Ok. Hard truth. I have never passed a cognitive test. You? (this should not be a trick question)

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

He literally has no idea what a Cognitive Test is. He is that stupid (and uncurious) as to not know.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Sorry Pittsburgh. That loss is on my 19yo. He wasn’t watching much until he heard me and my 17yo yelling. He decided to come watch, and within 30 seconds of him plopping down on the couch, the Flyers scored. 😭 Trust that I shamed him. 🤭

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This makes me feel, well, troubled. Dude in the middle casually angry, not participating and dressed slightly but starkly different while those around him (same but different) move in beautiful yet chaotic synchronicity. But the overall effect brings me great joy. Amazing choreo. Beautiful.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Gen X. What the fuck are we doing??? GET IT TOGETHER

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

It is just beyond words how repulsive he is. In every way.

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I don’t care how much safer or how much more sense it makes, it is just unnatural without the bus lane. Fifth Ave in Oakland, in front of the Book Store. #PittBS

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Doesn't putting 'fraud' in quotes imply that he believes there is no fraud in the United States? & putting JD's new title in quotes makes it seem like he is *eyerolling* while typing it? Will JD's focus be...everywhere (winkwink)? Likewise 'free for all'? Isn't that how quotes typically work?

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Not all heroes wear capes. As they say.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/03/2026

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Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 @joelledancy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

The Zoo could learn some lessons from this and other awesome things that the Pitt Pep band was doing during this game. Things the Zoo used to do. Chanting “one more foul” at a four-foul dude while he was shooting is another example. So fun!

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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

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