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Joe Burkholder

@joelibris71.bsky.social
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Married.Gay.Liberal.Snarky.Eclectic tastes in books and music.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, I just got booted from Facebook for saying the reason Republicans are against trans kids is because they don't want any little girl they're trying to rape to be sporting a penis.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
In the 1970s, there was a mystery series called "The Snoop Sisters", starring Helen Hayes and Mildred Natwick. We need a reboot starring Beth Grant and Lin Shaye. If the producers of Only Murders In the Building see this, you don't even have to credit me for the idea.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just read the chapter titled "A Voice In the Wilderness" from John Scalzi's The Human Division. What I want to know from Mr. Scalzi is this: tomorrow night's Mega Millions numbers.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I wish someone would rent Mar-a-Lago for a week, then tear down a quarter of it and build an attached mosque.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
It'd be funny if someone rented Mar-a-lago for the weekend, tore down a wing, and built an attached mosque.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Got my signed copy of Tim Curry's autobiography, "Vagabond"!
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Tulsi Gabbard shall be known as "Bride of Putinstein" from here on out.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The reason the GOP is gutting education and educational programming on PBS is because if people are stupid, they won't recognize how stupid their leaders are. Also, as slavers from the 17th-19th century realized: uneducated slaves are easier to control. Welcome to tour future, kids!
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Trump is now saying that the Epstein files don't really matter because, and I quote, "they were written by Hillary and Obama". Yeah, they've been saying Bill Clinton is in there, so what? Hillary tossed him under the bus to make the file seem legit? Will MAGAs really buy into this?
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/07/2025
The Republicans are building concentration camps to carry out ethnic cleansing.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Can you imagine the OUTRAGE if say, Biden had done to Texas what Trump is doing to California? If Nancy Pelosi had called for Greg Abbot to be tarred and feathered? If Lloyd Austin had sent Marines to Dallas? Can you IMAGINE?!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Happy TACO TUESDAY to all those who celebrate! #Yum 😋
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Has anyone else had BlueSky freeze up on them today? Twice I've had to reinstall it to get it to work....
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I wonder how many MAGAs who DON'T believe Trump is a Russian asset WILL believe that Biden was a robot clone.....
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Be sure to remind folks who bitch about Pride Month in June why they didn't do shit for May, which is Military Appreciation month.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I predict that "The Diary of Ana Francisco" will be a thing and kids in 2050 will have to read it in school, and will completely forget about it when their leaders try to do the exact same shit again.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
You know why Trump's super prison camp is in El Salvador? The same reason Hitler put HIS worst camps in Poland and Czechoslovakia.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Sadly evergreen.
Tweet from Donald J. Trump dated November 6, 2012 at 12:01PM that reads, "If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately!"
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
from today's post — MAGA dipshits are melting down after finding out the hard way that Mad King Donny lied to them about how tariffs work. thanks for reading! link to the whole thing is here: bit.ly/4iQwM2O (longer except in the alt text)
golly, look at that. Tony just found out the hard way that some goods and services can’t be produced in America, and it serves no purpose to punitively tariff them. and oh look, prices are skyrocketing and jobs are being lost. wait, what happened to Dear Leader’s assurance that tariffs are a tax that other countries paid?

Tony comes this close to almost getting it, but he still blames “Chile and other countries we import from” for Donnie’s economy-destroying fuckery.

that’s not how it works, Tony. that’s not how any of it works.

I’ve got a pro tip for Anthony and his MAGA ilk: if a snake-oil salesman tells you that windmills give you noise cancer or that magnets stop working when they get wet, run away as fast as you can — because you can pretty much conclude that everything else that oozes out of his rancid anus-mouth is also a batshit fever-swamp hallucination.

awesome job. the biggest fucking cult leader in the universe handed you a tall glass of tariff-flavored Kool Aid, and you unquestioningly guzzled it down — and now you’re all ‘why didn’t anyone tell me this shit had cyanide in it?’

here, Tony. enjoy some tiny violin.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I want to see Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman reenact the "What's in the box?!" scene from SE7EN, but as an ad for Cologuard.
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pghgirl412 @farmtocity412.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Quote of the Day: "Usually when I hear child labor in Florida, I think of pregnancy." - John Fugelsang speaking about the new child labor laws proposed in FL on today's Daily Beans.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 25/03/2025
Wordle.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This is why it's so important that we fight to keep physical media from disappearing
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Trump wants to be Dr. No, but comes off more like Dr. Doofenschmirtz.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
BREAKING: People are being suspended on X in Turkey for posting videos of these protests against Erdoğan’s corrupt and repressive regime. Keep sharing everywhere.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Does anyone else find it hilarious that the holier-than-thou Religious Right that hates LGBTQ+ has literally no issue with a serial adulterer and crook, and a guy with 13 kids out of wedlock?
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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originalthugwife.bsky.social @originalthugwife.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Sadly, the US doesn’t produce Navalnys, we produce Kardashians. We need real opposition, not fake asses. #therichhateyou #apatriothasnopresident #taxtherich #nofelonsinthewhitehouse
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Is it me or did Trump basically crib Palpatine's speech from Star Wars Episode III, where he finally declares the Republic dead, and the new empire risen?
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 02/03/2025
Hey, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social: for your attention. (Spotted on Facebook—art by Justin Aram.)
An X-wing in Ukrainian national livery colors attacks an Imperial Star Destroyer highlighted in red, blue and white. Captioned, in the iconic Star Wars font: RESIST. And STAND WITH UKRAINE. (Underneath: the Ukrainian flag.)
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Ukraine could have been unfuckwithable had they kept their nukes, but opted for peace, and our lying sack of shit president is not honoring the agreement Daddy Bush made.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Ukraine would have the third most nuked up nation in the world, if they hadn't agreed to divest of their missiles after the breakup of the USSR. Why did they agree to do that with Russia on their doorstep? BECAUSE THE U.S. of EFFING A. promised to offer protection, as did Europe.
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Aaron Mahnke @aaronmahnke.com · 02/03/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
They won’t ever learn will they
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Can't wait for Elon's 40 million dollar ad, where he will tell us all the shocking things his boy toys (with zero accounting degrees between them) "discovered" while they did months of forensic accounting work in just a couple day. If they're THAT good, fudging an election would be easy for them.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/02/2025
As Elon Musk continues to talk about subsidies, let’s remember that he is the LARGEST GOVT SUBSIDIES RECIPIENT in the country!
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Apparently a bunch of white Republican women are pissed after finding out that DEI eliminations affects them more than any other group, as white women made up the highest percentage of DEI hires. Oopsies!
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Rumors are flying that Musk and his DOGE dickheads have appeared at the Department of Veterans Affairs headquarters in DC. They are about to fuck 16 million veterans.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dear Trump voters: you won't be forgiven. Like Germans after the war that sided with Hitler, your shame will follow you for decades. You knew this would happen and you still voted for him. You'll get no sympathy from me when your Social Security and Medicare get cut, and a tomato costs 12 bucks.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Wow, Pete's only one day in and he managed to get a passenger jet hit by a military helicopter. Wonder if he was piloting it....
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
.....and too bad we can't put that same outrage to work for missing and killed indigenous women in this country.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I get that it's sad that Laken Reilly was killed by a violent illegal immigrant. "If we'd only had border security! BooHoo!" Tell me then, where the sympathy for women killed by American men (often their partner) after being ignored by law enforcement? "It's her own fault for not leaving!"
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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If Trump was gonna say "Fuck Tha Police" like he did, he should had N.W.A. at the inauguration rather than Snoop.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Has ANYONE seen much of Nikki Haley since she kissed the ring? Almost like she showed her weakness and got kicked to the curb.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'm done taking the high road. They got him in once, and he messed shit up. They put him back in. I will have NO sympathy for these people when their prices go higher, their Soc.Sec. and Medicare get cut, etc. You KNEW his was a fucking liar and con in 2016, and still put him back in.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 20/01/2025
Remember.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 11/01/2025
A few months ago I had what I thought was the great idea of making video versions of some of our comics. So I bought a whole heap of sea creature hand puppets, made some videos like this and posted them to near universal apathy
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I've been told that "witch's titty in a brass brassiere" is inappropriate. Therefore, it is currently colder than a magic user's mammary in a metallic Maidenform.
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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
RIP President Jimmy Carter. You were an awesome human being.
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