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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

She only got the gig so she'd be out of the way so Junior could marry a chick with baby makin' capability.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is totally my lottery dream.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So, I just got booted from Facebook for saying the reason Republicans are against trans kids is because they don't want any little girl they're trying to rape to be sporting a penis.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'd have liked Liam Neeson back, for no other reason than to tie it into the 3 Disney/FOX films....

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wish they'd kept Liam Neeson and Tilda Swinton, to connect to the other 3 capable Narnia films.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wonder if the underside looks like female genitalia.....( seriously, Google underside of alien face hugger)

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's the types of sharks one. With zombie shark, card shark, unishark, etc.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Speaking of scams, I just saw what is clearly Sophie's art on shirts from something called Snorg Tees on Facebook....

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's so on brand that he makes you pay 4 dollars....for a dollar.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Does it taste like real watermelon, or Jolly Rancher watermelon?

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Neither the miniseries nor the Oprah movie did it justice. The miniseries was better, though.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If it had been NEW Jersey (Joyzy), it would have been "bury the shark"

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They're only releasing it because they got nothing to lose before the Ellisons take the keys. Maybe they'll do Batgirl, too.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The one with frisbee and fungus looks amazing!

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Gonna be some super secret man love going down

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I find Trump's vajayjay-like neck wattle more offensive than a delicious pile of beef.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Can't be any worse than eating domestic lettuce....

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Pong the Movie? Only if Tom Hanks is the star!

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

So basically, when Trump decides to turn the US over to Russia, all he has to do is create "All military musy eat this lettuce" day, and boom, borscht for breakfast.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Love that the one lady is still voting for pedo-enabler Paxton, but voting Democrat locally to keep the data center out.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The shtick of the original series was that it was all "real".

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I wish American TRAINS were more like the European ones....

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

20/20 needs to hire all these 60 Minutes people.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I can hear him whisper to her, "You'd do better on my lap, anyway."

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I love how somehow you managed to read a book that sold like 3 copies in Walla Walla (at a family reunion, to neighboring relatives) and filch ideas from it....and it still got to litigation.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Bet the threats were from Usha: B!+ch, don't touch my husband, or else!"

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Hollywood pitch: "'Kay, hear me out. It's 'Human Centipede' but....with OTTERS!"

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

So do I, Most Tickets. So do I.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Read that as "Rick Nelson" at first, and thought, yeah, it's been a while, but still not funny.....then I saw the "i".

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I didn't know about these at the time. I'd just go into CO-OP Records in Davenport, Iowa and the self described cool chick behind the counter would say, "You get Black Celebration yet?" Or "You don't know Kate Bush? Get ya some Kate Bush."

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

They thought produce was expensive already....just wait till there's no one who can drive it up from Mexico and Central America.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

This is where "Scalzi Brunch" events could take hold and become A THING.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"Where ya off tae, Laddie?" "Doon tae th' Ol' Butt Trumpet fer a pint."

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Not Bari, the dude who put her in charge of CBS News.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This the dude that put Bari Weiss in? He's just a mountain of bad decisions.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Too bad we won't win unless we win over some of the bigots.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Oooh. That'd be good. I just got her album (Q's)

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

And Space Mountain. That shit was NOT designed for people with legs.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

They must have a pretty rigorous draft in Russia, to still have troops to throw at Ukraine....

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Eh, that was to save his failing golf course. And somewhere for Russian agents to dig up top secret documents. The real Ivana is in a jar on the mantle, with a sticker reading, "Wife #1. Are you paying attention? Good job, Eric."

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Minnesota needs to put out warrant on Nicky boy for trying to illegally enter secure child care facilities.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

In the 1970s, there was a mystery series called "The Snoop Sisters", starring Helen Hayes and Mildred Natwick. We need a reboot starring Beth Grant and Lin Shaye. If the producers of Only Murders In the Building see this, you don't even have to credit me for the idea.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Seems like every time I've been shafted by a local business, they've had the Jesus fish on their letterhead.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Just read the chapter titled "A Voice In the Wilderness" from John Scalzi's The Human Division. What I want to know from Mr. Scalzi is this: tomorrow night's Mega Millions numbers.

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Joe Burkholder @joelibris71.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Venezuela is one thing. Try snatching property from a NATO member, Eva Braun. See where it gets ya.

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