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Joel Glover (he/him)

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British Fantasy Award nominee (Lesbians in Space Anthology) @naturefutures.bsky.social, @aanpress.bsky.social, @epistemiclit.bsky.social, @bulletpoints.bsky.social, @foofarawpress.bsky.social, lots of other places linktr.ee/joelgloverauthor

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Great story about how the state has given up on doing anything about cranks selling their bacteria filled dairy products (ha ha that photo obviously did a number on me woooooooo) www.propublica.org/article/cali...
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A Girl Nearly Died After Drinking Raw Milk. The State Did Little to Punish the Unlicensed Farmer Who Sold It.
California is teeming with black-market dairies, propped up by consumer demand fueled by misinformation. With evidence against one raw goat milk farm, regulators could have sought punitive action. But...
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The people have the cheeseburgers Emma. And the chips.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only thing I want from the iPlayer is for it to stop asking me if I have a TV license on the rare occasions I use it.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
exterminatingangel.com/i-do-not-wan... This, by Lana Hectman Ayers, is worth five minutes of your time #poetry
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I Do Not Want To Be Stretched Like Music Wrung from a Dropped Seed.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can imagine them doing P Money's "Gunfingers" now
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm glad I killed Diana
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fishing fleet - £1bn revenues James Workshop - £650m revenues
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BATS DON'T TOUCH THE BATS DON'T PET THE BATS DON'T BREASTFEED THE BATS TELL YOUR FRIENDS ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE WHITE WOMEN
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is traditionally a sign that things are going well
Russia sends medieval prince's bones to front

Religious leaders dispatched part of a 14th-century saint's hand to troops in Ukraine. The unusual deployment aims to lift military morale and provide spiritual strength to soldiers along the front line.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actual LOL
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Gary Percival @a11who.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was about to employ an old-fashioned term as a joke but I felt sure it now has an alternative meaning and... bloody hell!
The term "rum cove" has a couple of meanings:

- It was historically used to describe someone who is odd or untrustworthy, often implying a bit of a rogue or cheat.

- In modern usage, particularly on the web, it has become a code phrase for incitement to kill, often used by people on the militant right regarding far-leftists.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kacner zaaer
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One of the best things I ever did after I was raped was get super pissed off - it gave me the motivation to hound my attacker for 10y in criminal and civil court. do loads of victim advocacy, change policy in the city 1 was attacked in. get news coverage about it, and get a bad guy in charge at the DA's office removed from his position As a counselor certified in anger management, have to correct people on the myth that "anger is bad." It's not - it's the thing that loves vou that mobilizes you to deal with a problem. The issue is whether it consumes you to illness or loss of control, or you choose to deal with i t
inappropriately.
We need to stop wringing our hands over victims getting righteously angry simply because we have unworked issues with our own anger, or with women. It's not their problem to be tasked with navigating for US.
Gawuka kaMgegedla @Somlimokazi 10 Women are repeatedly asked to convert rage into empathy before men are required to convert remorse into accountabilitv
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the bread extends life, the bread extends consciousness
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This piece is a dystopian homage to my beloved LA crime fiction.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is me!
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Told my nutritionist I drink two or three pints of coffee a day She said "two or three cups" in a neutral tone I had to correct the unit size that she had misheard
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't quite get the outcome I was looking for (GRAND CHAMPION) but I'm immensely proud to have been one of the semi-finalists in this year's @bbnya.bsky.social
“The Mercy of Tenderness is a glorious, messy, heart-pounding cocktail of epic fantasy, murder mystery, and the hottest WLW tension since Shades of Rose. Isiýrube is a multi-layered character trying to serve Church, State, and Sapphic Yearnings simultaneously. The siege ramps up, the body count rises, the emotional stakes go feral, and [this reviewer] stress-ate an entire family-size box of cookies during the finale. I have no regrets.”

The cover of the book is gritty leather, various butterflies in wild colours spin and sup. The novel's title is the burnished gold of a burning city.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, I somehow missed that this book was released earlier in the year. It contains the first straight up horror story I've had published, titled A Nice Glass of Claret! A review: "Very nice horror story! Exquisitely brief, with a classical nose." www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...
The creepy demon haunting pulpy cover of "Big Smoke Pulp Volume 2"
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dead Kennedys remind you that Nazi punks should fuck off
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.
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Daniel Radford @radfordwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An announcement from me at last! The first volume of the DNA anthology will be coming this November. In it, fourteen authors (myself included) tell tales of wishes gone wrong across a multitude of genres, styles and target audiences. More info to come. Authors listed below.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Up until half way through this post I was working on suppository as an assumption (which didn't seem that terrible as an idea) Then it took a turn for the worse
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hold on, are you saying it wasn't a combination of fish suppers and knocking on people's doors whilst wearing ill fitting suits?
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Republican causes problem Democrat is elected, papers over the perception of the problem's worst excesses whilst cementing in a revised status quo Republican is elected and continues down the gyre Repeat ad fascism
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 20/09/2026
Who's laughing now? 🤔
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yay, and then boo. My epic fantasy is heavily infused by my thought that Angkor Watt would have been a clash between London and Kuala Lumpur. I am now hunting out your book, because it seems like my vibe.
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Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Read back upthread for detailed evidence.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In amongst the furore about the Bicester Asylum Centre, I find myself cursed with the gift of memory: www.nao.org.uk/reports/home... This is not a new idea. It remains a bad idea.
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Home Office: The cancellation of Bicester Accommodation Centre - NAO report
The Home Office spent some £28 million on plans to create a purpose-built asylum centre in Bicester, Oxfordshire, following its announcement in 2001 of a major overhaul of the asylum system to speed u...
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
could a liberal please explain to me how the argument that “trans rights just aren’t popular right now, so we can’t fight for them” is any different than the “the Nazis are anti-Jewish, but they’re popular so we have to work with them” argument from Hindenburg’s government?
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had to do a quick google to realize this was not some kind of metaphor.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My story "Be Careful What You Wish For" is forthcoming thanks to @radfordwrites.bsky.social If you're curious, go and listen to the episode of his podcast in which I discuss my Swords and Sorcery world, and how narrative structure shapes the story within it, which provoked the tale!
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I *have* been told I'm decorative, it's true
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you Spice Up Your Life but the Guild Navigator isn't on board with the plan
A gif of spice girls from their spice up your life video, trying to pilot a ship. Or something.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a 14kg sledgehammer. As a fighting expert... Sword or hammer?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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William C. Tracy @wctracy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We're over 75% funded and getting so close! I've got a special announcement when we fund, so help get us there, and get this #audiobook created! #indie #books #sapphic www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
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Lesbians in Space Comes to Audiobook Pt 2!
Lesbians in Space: The Sapphics Strike Back is an anthology of sapphic stories in space! Now you can listen to these amazing stories as we bring the audiobooks to life!
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 14/09/2026
"Just protecting children" "‘Paedophile’ diplomat smuggled out of Britain in US ‘dawn raid’"
‘Paedophile’ diplomat smuggled out of Britain in US ‘dawn raid’
The Daily Telegraph14 Sep 2026By Emily Smith
AMERICAN officials secretly flew a US diplomat out of Britain without informing the police after he was accused of possessing indecent images of children.

The diplomat, working for the embassy in London, was flown to the United States after child abuse images were allegedly found on his phone.

American authorities are said to have sought a court order in the US before storming the diplomat’s home in Putney on Aug 25, seizing him and taking him to an American air base for removal.

US officers have no powers of arrest in Britain, and there was reportedly no formal request for the man to be extradited. British authorities were apparently only informed after the diplomat’s removal.

Ministers are reportedly in contact with the US embassy over the incident, which could further strain relations between London and Washington.

A source told The Sun: “They should have told Scotland Yard when they carried out the raid, and certainly when they found material.

“Instead we think they have taken him to a US air base and flown him 4,000-plus miles to where his brother was being investigated. We think it was a dawn raid before they then took him to the base in a US military convoy.

Flight data showed that one day before the raid, on Aug 24, Kalitta Air flight K49709 flew from Chicago to RAF Fairford, Gloucestershire.

The same plane then flew from Fairford at 5.33pm the next day, arriving at Dover air base in Delaware at 7.44pm local time before departing to

‘We think that it was a dawn raid before they took him to the base in a US military convoy’
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's a line later that says "Unless You Have Legitimate Concerns About Migration"
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Its'a him, Luigi
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crush your enemies, See them driven before you, Hear the lamentations of their women Soft lavatory paper
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wonder if it is known who exactly at the UN drew this map, colored Crimea, and approved it? Are there any specific names?
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Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PMC COVlD Update, Week of Sep 7, 2026 ◾️33 states/territories with outbreaks (see Alt) ◾️Highest levels nationally since March 5th ◾️1 in 86 Americans estimated actively infectious ◾️Peak expected soon, but some caveats THREAD (1/5) 🧵 pmc19.com
The US has at least 33 states/territories with COVlD outbreaks. These include Alaska, Hawai’i, Guam, Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Montana, Colorado, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Michigan, Ohio, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, and Rhode Island.

There are likely outbreaks in additional states. The summary statistic of 33 only includes counties with observed data, rather than estimated data. For example, South Carolina and Oklahoma likely have outbreaks, but monitoring is poor.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This week I re-read The Wise Man's Fear. It remains a gorgeous tome. I have it in a cat-killing sized hardback. I wouldn't mind reading the final book. It does make me more urgent to return to the sequels currently in my drafts pile. #WIP #Fantasy #Author
I currently have two active sequels in the works - 
The Seventeenth Clerk, sequel to The Thirteenth Prince, returns us to the Empire and its expansionary vision
The Salvation Which Remains puts our feet back on the Paths of the Gods
Roots That Clutch is YA Horror
Sustaining Victory is a lefty Jack Reacher
Echoes of the Last War is, sort of, alternate history
Fazia and the Thousandth School is MG
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Jeannie (Jay) Marschall 🍇🫐🍏🍋🍊🍓 @jeanniemarschall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Want stories with magic, witches and wizards from a British author? Accessible to children but doesn't flounder as you age, but instead reveals new layers of wise and whimsical (and fun!) perspective? Go for Sir Terry Pratchett's Tiffany Aching series. Go on from there. Trust me.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This review of Empires' is probably about right - I am delighted when people read the stories and think "that's well written", and the dovetailing point is intentional... I just hope it isn't frustratingly late for some readers!
First of all I really enjoyed Glover's style of writing for each individual story set in this fantasy world.
However, for the majority of the book I had no idea how every story was connected and I was quite confused until it becomes clear at about the 80% mark.
The stories were brutal and violent but written so well that I could clearly imagine the scenes in my mind. This is a war story like no other, set in the harsh lands full of grotesque detail and almost poetic imagery.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Path of Fire and Glory is a true sequel to The Path of Pain and Ruin, and a reviewer said "If all metal music became a story, it would be Joel Glover’s THE PATH OF FIRE AND GLORY. I couldn’t get DragonForce’s “Through the Fire and Flames” out of my head while reading this." Which was nice.
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Joel Glover (he/him) @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Quite unexpectedly readers have started to pick up Paths to Empires' Ends, the assembled stories of a motely collection of individuals who for reasons bad and worse become adherents to a lost faith and warriors for religious and imperial ambition. It runs parallel to The Path of Pain and Ruin.
A creepy butterfly adorned poster advert for The Gods' Paths
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