Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky Zonethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026In the '90s, a guy named Frank Perreti made a play at being the Christian Stephen King by writing a novel about a group of townspeople whose sins manifested as oozing rashes as their skin. Eventually, the ooze summoned a big dragon who ate them all. Anyway. 810914
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Imagine if a cashier at Costco murdered two customers, and instead of them being arrested Costco was just like "Okay everyone calm down, we have demoted the cashier's boss from Manager to Assistant Manager". 9404122
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky Zonethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Sinners (Ryan Coogler) 3251
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/12/2025uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file... 23647951586
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 17/12/2025This behavior is unbecoming for the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize 020
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/12/2025unc is short for uncanny x-men. not many people know this 1727527
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 02/12/2025My mind is telling me that I can’t rationally say that WAKE UP, DEAD MAN is the best Knives Out movie since it’s the most recent, but my heart and my soul insist that it is indeed the best. 010
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Fellas, is it gay to have a girlfriend 010
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/11/2025So I would say in general when a headline like this happens things would not be going well 1668286
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Why isn’t Pennywise in The Passion of the Christ 010
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/11/2025Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted 1139653
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Poker Face being cancelled is my Joker origin story 030
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Honk if you’d rather be burning your American Eagle jeans at a socially distanced bonfire 000
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Maybe the real $2,000 tariff check is the friendships we made along the way 000
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 25/09/2025When one window closes, another door opens. This poltergeist is a huge pain in the ass 322239
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZonePublicWrx @publicwrx.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Doing left-wing extremism by renewing my library card. 718721
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Me watching David Jonsson in THE LONG WALK: 020
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025God gives his toughest battles (having an office by the middle school band room) to his strongest warriors (a grown man with perfect pitch) 000
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneTony Ho Tran @tonyhotran.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...cnn.comAt least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNNAt least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office. 6869673296
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneMr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 06/09/2025We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president. 103069671
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Have you tried calling your representatives about this, Chuck 000
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky Zonethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Remembering the time James Dobson told a very true story about how a hot girl in a car smiled at him which he knew meant she was trying to get him to follow her home and put her through a headboard. 1316322
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 15/08/2025*May 2025* Me: “I’m calling to schedule an appointment with a dietitian.” Dietitian: “We can see you in June :)” Me: “Great!” Dietitian: “Sorry, it’s not available anymore :)” Me: “Why?” Dietitian: “September :)” Me: “Fine.” 100
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Just landed in the Bahamas and asking every airport employee if a local movie theater is showing WEAPONS so I can see it again 010
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky Zonethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025the conspiracy goes even higher than you think, chris; jesus didn’t talk about gay marriage at all. 5877
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 21/07/2025There are a lot of things about Calvin that bring up so much embarrassment and shame, but the concerts Ken Heffner booked are not on that list. 140
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/202556 Years Ago Today: 9667251174
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025What is going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”? 010
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Celebrating the 4th sucked yesterday, but our family pics sure don’t suck!!! 010
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Happy 4th of July, Batman. 179132683423
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Quick update to add that I saw SINNERS a THIRD TIME in theaters and am actively plotting having people over to watch it when it comes out on streaming 020
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Standing up for principles and truth in this dark age 010
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Donald Trump, if you’re reading this, don’t draft me, I’m a pacifist and I was homeschooled, I will truly do more harm than good 042
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Very fun to get emails that say “We see you’re getting your MSW, perhaps you would be interested in working at a toll booth?” 010
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky Zonescorching ray jepsen 🔥 @kit.vision · 11/06/2025Concept: Alien vs Predator vs M3gan 1212
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025PADDINGTON 2 is the greatest movie ever made. 010
Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone @joeldavidgus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Everything that I’ve learned about the Lilo & Stitch remake has been against my will 010
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 13/05/2025It is amazing to me that Dems are pressured to water down their messaging in order to avoid alienating 'centrists,' but Republicans can round up and deport sobbing children without fear of alienating 'centrists.' Says a lot about what we mean when we say 'centrists' 11761301956
Reposted by Joel's Fun Bluesky ZoneI'm Mat Elfring @immatelfring.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"It's called 'The Sears Tower,' not 'The Willis Tower.' Also, we're reopening Rock n' Roll McDonalds." 419922