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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸

@joeaconite.com
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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. I like weird things and may share them. I mean it. WEIRD STUFF. He/Him ⁱ ᵐⁱˢˢᵖᵉˡˡᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒʳᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ko-fi.com/joeaconite

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 13m
Beautiful.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It ends w/ Belafonte consoling Fozzie & a performance of "Turn The World Around". The message, & its resonance, remains undiminished... “Do you know who I am Do I know who you are See we one another clearly Do we know who we are” Belafonte would later perform this song at Jim Henson’s funeral.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 16m
So its been this for decades.
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Monocaeli's Playful Beach Walk in Blue Swim Briefs
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 1h
Artificial intelligence is "Super intelligence" the same way Twitter is X.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 1h
Brexit idiots now.
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Uno Reverse Card Uno Reverse Card Meme
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Out Of Context International Dubs @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 7h
オーカミ
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 7h
He had his Quayle's Potato moment and he hasn't even been nominated for VP. Just *chef kiss* Vance rizz.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 7h
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 9h
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17h
DisneyAI is evolving! The freshly renamed Super Intelligent Disney Software was released moments ago to subscribers worldwide. If SIDS hasn't touched your homes yet, it will very soon.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 7h
You get ONE wish, but it only affects your favorite fandom. What will it be?
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 7h
Sleek. Moisturized. Thriving.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 7h
Next is the after 40 Drecrepaws The after 50 Elder Godtails The 60s Furthulhu The 70s Pawbyss Demons
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 7h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula. Oh, damn. You already did Miller.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
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Moonflow
Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 8h
Remember just order 10,000 cups of water at the AI drivethru and they connect an actual person real quick. If not. Keep ordering weird.
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Casey @casey382.bsky.social · 18h
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 8h
The old mummy helped hold the sign should get some shine too.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 8h
Also the old fool trying to get a bit of the gotcha glow by touching the sign. Now he should also own it.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 8h
They wanted this shown to the public thinking this was going to be a huge gotcha and debut for Schmitt. All they did was give the next Dem President a great interview for their next Attorney General and expose Trump crimes on oath.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 9h
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 8h
Like the Iran War, does Trump renaming AI mean we get a whole new bubble that isn't near popping yet?
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 13h
A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 20h
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 8h
Apple and Google already shown they are cowards with the Gulf. Lets see these fools squirm.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 8h
Nobody takes one name change by that idiot serious. But now we get the comedic moments of what tech companies will do so to kiss his butt. Probably just in America like the gulf map debacle. Watch these cowards do it and remember who did.
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Paul Rudd: Is It Too Late To Change The Name?
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 22h
For the people using ChatGPT as a doctor
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 22h
DTFB
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Sol, Mildly Scuffed @mrbadguy.bsky.social · 21h
Fr tho
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
Senator Schmitt this week trying to avoid how bad his gotcha botched.
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Step On A Rake наступить на грабли
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
The only thing that saves them is a fruit fly life of a news cycle.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
New Dem President better make him Attorney General day 2.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
Senator Schmitt just before his gotcha. Oh boy.
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The Rizzler's Iconic Costco Moment
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
Watching a chuds chance at the Whitehouse come and go in 5 minutes.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
The rizz twins.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
He was full of Schmitt.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 21h
He still went on right-wing sites crowing that he succeeded. It's just reality rewriting for the stupid base to slop up.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 29/09/2026
I think we slow burn or slow heal more than anything. With bursts of sudden sweeping change. Scrambles to a status quo. Then, either move forward or back. The key at all moments is accountability. We only learn that way. Never reward. We learn after hurt.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 29/09/2026
Then you have the same chuds thinking they ARE tge future reading them like guidelines. It's like the slew of monsters bred from reading Rand. Not Star Trek with a positive future, because it involved a lot of war and Luigi before they got there.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
because we live in hell i had to check if this was ai and what do you know, the grasshopper fuckhut is real
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
…Are you kidding me? This country's treatment of voice actors is fucking abysmal. Aqua Teen Hunger Force essentially built Adult Swim, & if there were any justice, Carey Means shouldn't have to work another day in his life. Between this & Andy Merrill's trouble, i just… what the fuck. What the fuck.
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'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' star says he is homeless: 'We have no money'
'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' voice actor Carey Means said that he is homeless as he asked for financial help with a GoFundMe campaign: 'We have no money.'
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Werewolf Movies Daily @werewolfdaily.com · 28/09/2026
So the US ads try to hide it and AMC has put DMCA strike on the extended trailer, but the thai advertisement is not afraid to hide the fact that The Cycle starring Deborah Ann Woll is a werewolf movie. Will be available on October 22, exclusively on Shudder.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 28/09/2026
How tis didn't become a defined name for things....
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 28/09/2026
We will hold him to it. No more of this losing by so much nothing happens crap.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 28/09/2026
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 28/09/2026
We have to make these ads on rotation. So it sets him off for ego but also informs the base they are continuing this madness.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 28/09/2026
Alfred Inspired training.
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Alfred Hitchcock's Guillotine 'Work Out'
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 28/09/2026
Games with a difficulty spike that makes you feel like you could do this RL if you got good at it.
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